Semi-Spilled Vanilla SMP – Where the janitor rules and the closet is the new kingdom!

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Janitor’s Closet SMP Overview

Description
The Janitor’s Closet SMP is a WorldBuilding/Geopolitical server where players create fantasy nations, engage in diplomacy, war, player-made events, and more.
The server is set in a new world version 1.21, welcoming new players to join and bring their ideas and builds.
Expect plugins like Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, CustomMusicDiscs, and more to enhance gameplay and roleplay experiences.

Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the Janitor’s Closet SMP?

To join, fill out a simple application after reading the rules to ensure you are a good fit for the server.

2. What kind of gameplay can I expect on the server?

Players can create their own fantasy nations, engage in diplomacy, participate in war, and enjoy special player-made events.

3. Are there any specific plugins on the server?

Yes, expect plugins like Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, CustomMusicDiscs, and more to enhance the overall gameplay experience.

4. How can I stay connected with the community?

Join the Janitor’s Closet SMP Discord server at https://discord.gg/AuvNQqsQZj for updates, events, and community interactions.

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