come join our epic minecraft server where trump and zelensky are set to meet in a battle of epic proportions! witness the tension between the gop as they argue over who will assist ukraine in this crazy world of blocky adventures. build your own wall to keep out the creepers and zombies, or team up with your friends to create a political alliance to rule the server! with crazy events like presidential debates and diplomatic negotiations, you’ll never have a dull moment on this server. join now for a chance to be the next leader of the blocky world!
CraftyZelensky Minecraft Server
HungaryCraft: No Orbán Defense LOL
come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off attackers like ukraine but with a twist! instead of defending ourselves, we just throw potatoes at them and hope for the best. it’s a real potato party up in here. plus, our leader is a talking cow who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can do the macarena while riding a pig. trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. so come on down and join the chaos!CraftyUkraine vs Russia
come join our epic minecraft server where harris is leading ukraine to victory against russia! we have crazy battles, explosions, and even flying pigs! if u wanna be part of the action and help harris save the day, then join us now! plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players because why not?! come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s show russia who’s boss in this wacky minecraft world!BidenCraft vs ZelenskyyCraft
so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just mining away in this totally rad minecraft server, right? and then out of nowhere, biden and zelenskyy show up and start building a giant statue of a potato together. like, what even is happening, right? but then they’re like, “hey, come join our server and witness the potato magic for yourself!” and you’re just like, “heck yeah, sign me up!”so you join the server and you’re greeted by a talking chicken who’s like, “welcome to the land of the potato gods, where anything is possible and the only rule is to have fun!” and you’re just like, “this is the best day ever!”
you start exploring the server and you come across a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are dancing to funky music. and then you find a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted golden apples. it’s like a dream come true, man.
but the best part is when you stumble upon a group of llamas wearing sunglasses and playing poker. they invite you to join their game and you end up winning a stack of emeralds. it’s like you’re living in a minecraft fever dream and you never want to wake up.
so yeah, if you want to experience the most insane and hilarious minecraft server of all time, come join us and witness the madness for yourself. biden and zelenskyy might even make another appearance, who knows? just remember, in the land of the potato gods, anything is possible.
HezbollahHavocCraft
hey u! ya u! u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even Netanyahu himself cant stop talkin bout it! he be like “yo dis server is da bomb, we aint stoppin attacks on Hezbollah cuz we too busy playin on dis server!”we got crazy builds, insane minigames, and even a secret underground lair where u can find rare loot! plus, if u join now, u get a free pet llama dat spits fireballs at ur enemies!
so what u waitin for? come join da fun and be part of da craziest minecraft server in da world! Netanyahu approves, so u know it’s gotta be good!
Sweeping Up Fun SMP: Where the Janitor is the Boss! Join our semi-vanilla server now, whitelist only.
Janitors Closet SMP
The Janitor’s Closet SMP is a WorldBuilding/Geopolitical server where you create your own fantasy nations, engage in diplomacy, war, special player made events, and more! It’s very similar to stonework’s but very different at the same time. We want to make a tightly knit community with balanced rules and moderators where everyone has a chance to be something within the server!
The server has been recently set to 1.21 in a new world, there’s still lots of chances for new players to stake their claim! We are looking for many new members to fill up the world with their ideas and builds! Just fill out a simple application after reading the rules so we know you are a good fit for the server!
Some things you can expect on the server (plugin wise) are Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, CustomMusicDiscs, and much more quality of life plugins as well as plugins to enhance roleplay and stories made on the server!
Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/AuvNQqsQZj
FAQ
Question Answer How can I join the server? Fill out a simple application after reading the rules to ensure you are a good fit for the server. What plugins does the server have? Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, CustomMusicDiscs, and more quality of life plugins. Can I create my own fantasy nation? Yes, the server allows players to create their own fantasy nations and engage in diplomacy and war. Are moderators active on the server? Yes, there are balanced rules and moderators to ensure a positive community experience. LebCraft: Macron’s Plea
lol ok so like this server is so lit u gotta join cuz like Macron himself called on the US to like pressure Israel to accept this epic Lebanon ceasefire plan but like instead of that drama u can just join our server and build epic stuff and battle mobs and stuff u know? like who needs real world drama when u can have virtual world fun amirite? so come join us and leave all that political stuff behind cuz we’re all about having a good time and building crazy stuff in Minecraft. u won’t regret it, promise!CraftyHolyLand
Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it! We got diamonds for days, bro! And get this, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with emeralds and gold blocks.But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even Israel wants in on the action. They’re like, “Yo, we need to secure $8.7 billion in U.S. aid just to get a piece of this Minecraft madness!” Can you believe it?
So come join us on this wild ride of a server. We promise you won’t be disappointed. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon some ancient ruins filled with enchanted gear and rare artifacts. It’s gonna be lit, fam!
OrbánCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is like, totally lit, fam. like, you gotta join cuz it’s like, the only place where you can fight off Russian spies in Minecraft. like, our admin is like, Hungary PM Orbán’s advisor and he’s always getting in hot water for saying crazy stuff. but like, that just makes the server more exciting, ya know? join now and be part of the resistance against Russia in Minecraft. cuz like, who wouldn’t wanna do that, amirite?Submarine Shenanigans
come join our minecraft server where we have submarines that can sink but also fly like birds! yea, you heard that right, our submarines are next level sh*t. the chinese government tried to cover it up but we got the inside scoop. join now to witness the epic battle between flying submarines and giant squids. trust me, you don’t want to miss this craziness. oh, and did i mention we have talking dolphins as our moderators? yea, it’s that kind of party. so what are you waiting for? dive into the madness and join us now!