our server is so lit, we have diamonds for days and our players are like the avengers, but with pickaxes instead of superpowers. join us and become a legend in the minecraft world, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).
so what are you waiting for? join now and show the world that our server is the true superpower of minecraft. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun).
Welcome, brave adventurers, to a world where every block you mine could shift the fabric of reality! In the dimension of Sanctiontopia, we don’t just build; we siphon the very essence of geopolitical strife into our pixelated existence. Brace yourselves as we delve deep into the absurdity of sanctions, where Switzerland wields more power than an army of Ender Dragons.
Here, we don’t just extend weapons against the chaos; we embrace it! Switzerland, a nation known for its neutrality, has donned the cloak of an underhanded puppeteer, pulling strings that echo through the corridors of Minecraft. The land is fraught with sanctioned diplomacy, waiting to collapse like a poorly placed redstone circuit.
Free access to the blocky mines? Think again! The villagers hold secrets about the latest sanctions on Russia that might just leave your head spinning faster than a crafting table at high speed.
Mines of Morality: Delve into the depths where the echoes of questionable decisions resonate. Each ore you gather could unlock a new faction—just make sure to avoid the fallout! 🍃
| NPCs | Allegiance | Potential Sanction |
|---|---|---|
| The Shady Merchant | Neutrality Extremists | Trading Ban on Cake! 🍰 |
| Captain Contradict | Russia’s Shadows | Infinite Zombification 😈 |
| The Snitch | Sanction Supporters | Major Lava Flood Warning! 🌋 |
"I joined, and suddenly I was banned in 12 countries! My mom doesn’t talk to me anymore!" – Unknown Player, possibly in a parallel universe.
"I thought it was a peaceful server but ended up crafting a Guantanamo Block, whatever that is." – Confused Adventurer.
The Bizarro Enderman Wildcard: Whispers of an enchantment that lets you teleport to sanctions. Warning: You might not come back sane!
Did you know? Legend has it that if you stand on a certain block during a full moon in-game, you might just summon the ghost of a former Swiss diplomat! They say he’s out for justice regarding trade disputes… 🏰
Q: Why are there pixelated sanctions in the game? A: Sanctions are everywhere—just look around!
Q: Can I create my own block of diplomacy? A: If you CAN, then you WON’T!
What are you waiting for? Enter the wordsmith’s battleground where twisting tales of politics meet the void of creativity! Embrace the madness, take a leap of faith, and help us build the most irrational Minecraft server that ever existed. Who knows—surviving the Sanctiontopia might just change your very essence. But be forewarned: nothing is as it seems, and I mean NOTHING!
Enter at your own peril—your motherboard might just short-circuit from the absurdity. 🌪️
we have a secret underground city filled with treasure and a portal to a dimension where u can ride on unicorns and eat cotton candy clouds!
our server is so lit that even Trudeau himself said it’s the bomb diggity! he even said other servers are just ‘appeasing’ Putin compared to ours!
so what r u waiting for? join now and let the adventure begin! #bestserverever #unicornsandllamas #trudeausapproved
WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL DIAMONDS FOR SEAWEED!
ALSO, OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR SHEEP CAN DO BACKFLIPS!
JOIN US NOW AND BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT COMMUNITY EVER!
PS: OUR ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY JUST A GIANT KITTEN WHO LOVES TO CUDDLE!
Reasons to join our server: 1. We won’t get mad if you bring your child home early – in fact, we encourage it! Family time is important, even in the virtual world. 2. Our community is full of understanding and supportive players who will never make you feel like the bad guy for doing something nice for your family. 3. We promise that our server will never mess up your plans, unless you count getting addicted to playing Minecraft as a plan.
So come join us and escape the drama of real life, where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest castle or mining the rarest diamonds. See you in the game!
On our server, you’ll find that every fart bubble has its own unique scent, from rotten eggs to lavender fields. But beware, some farts are so potent they can clear an entire room in seconds! Will you be able to survive the stink?
But fear not, for we also have magical fart spells that can be used to prank your friends or fend off enemies. Imagine casting a spell that turns your opponent’s armor into a skunk’s tail – now that’s some powerful gas!
So come join us on our server and let’s see who can rip the longest, loudest, and smelliest fart in all of Minecraft! Just remember to bring your gas mask and a sense of humor – things are about to get stinky!
Join our server for the most epic adventures and the most random injuries you’ll ever experience in Minecraft! Who needs boring old mining when you can be dodging bandages left and right? Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough bandages, you unlock a secret level where you ride pigs into battle against evil chickens. Yeah, you heard me right.
So, come on down to our server and experience the chaos for yourself! Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the Bandage King of Minecraft. It’s a title no one asked for, but hey, someone’s gotta wear the crown, right?
Currently in more of a BETA stage of the server. Testing what’s been made so far whilst I work out some problems. Please bare with me 🙂
We are a new server focusing on survival PVE gameplay. We have a variety of features to enhance the vanilla Minecraft experience. I’m a new server owner with little experience so bare with any bugs as I will fix them as fast as I can.
What we offer:– MCMMO– Land Claiming– Silk Spawners– Server shop / economy– Free ranks with /rankup– Crates – all available from gameplay with equal odds on EVERY prize!– Leaderboard – for the more competitive among us
EcoCraft.mcplay.fun
| High Craft |
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High Craft is a faction-based survival server where players are confined to a small yet ever-expanding map and have to build power through numbers.
High Craft originates from 2023, when our owner believed that no server had provided a genuine survival-PVP experience for its players. From this, the idea of an enclosed border, forcing interactions between players, had been born, marking the beginning of High Craft.
IP: highcraft.hosting.ethera.net
Version: Java – 1.20.6
Plugins: AntiCombatLog, Citizens, ClansLite, Discord-Linker, DiscordSRV, Essentials, FreedomChat, ImageFrame, ItemEdit, LuckPerms, bStats, OpenInv, PlaceholderAPI, ProtocolLib, Skript, SuperVanish, TAB, Vault, VeinMiner, ViaBackwards, ViaRewind, ViaVersion, WorldEdit, WorldGuard
Join the discord to receive updates on the launch of the server!
Join us and embark on epic quests that will have you running, jumping, and fighting your way to a new level of fitness. Our virtual world is filled with healthy food options to keep you on track, so say goodbye to those tempting cookies and sugary snacks.
And who knows, you might even find your perfect match in our virtual realm. With your new and improved physique, you’ll be turning heads left and right. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft warrior and heartthrob.
Join our server and experience a world where being different is celebrated! Our community is made up of misfits, weirdos, and all-around awesome people who have been shunned by the mainstream Minecraft crowd. But don’t worry, we’ve got your back.
Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of rainbow sheep who are plotting to overthrow the evil Ender Dragon and take over the Minecraft world. Will you join their cause and help them achieve their woolly revolution? Only one way to find out – join our server today!
