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  • CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

    CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you know? we got creepers that do the cha-cha slide, skeletons that breakdance, and zombies that sing opera. it’s like a party in your computer, dude!

    if you join this server, you’ll get superpowers like the ability to shoot rainbows out of your hands and turn dirt into diamonds. plus, every time you mine a block, a unicorn gets its wings. how cool is that?

    we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. but shh, don’t tell anyone. it’s like finding a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow, but way cooler.

    so come join us on this epic Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination. and remember, Trudeau says Canada will not back down, but we say come join the fun!

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  • TurkeyCraft Server: Troops to Ukraine!

    TurkeyCraft Server: Troops to Ukraine!
    lol imagine a minecraft server where turkeys are sending troops to ukraine like what even is that?? join our server and be part of the epic turkey army, fighting off creepers and zombies in the name of peace and poultry supremacy.

    our server is so lit, we have turkey generals leading the charge, gobbling orders and strutting their stuff on the battlefield. you won’t find this kind of action anywhere else, trust me.

    plus, if you join now, you’ll get a special turkey skin for your character, complete with feathers and a beak. strut your stuff in style as you take on the world with your feathered friends by your side.

    so what are you waiting for? join our server now and be part of the turkey revolution. gobble gobble, mothercluckers!

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  • KingdomsMC

    KingdomsMC

    KingdomsMC Server

    Server Overview

    Server NameKingdomsMC-] [Towny] [World-Building
    IP Addresskingdomsmc.com
    Discordhttps://discord.gg/mTxeyPBV
    Version1.21+
    FeaturesRoleplay, World-Building, Player-driven Economy

    FAQ

    What is KingdomsMC?

    KingdomsMC is a World-building server where you can create your own kingdom, engage in diplomacy, and trade with others.

    What’s Happening on KingdomsMC?

    • Players are creating powerful kingdoms, establishing trade routes, and building epic castles.
    • Exploration & Conquest: Players are discovering new territories, claiming lands, and gathering riches to expand their influence.

    Join now and forge your legacy in the world of KingdomsMC!

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  • Blockland Kiwi Diplomat Drama!

    Blockland Kiwi Diplomat Drama!

    Welcome to the Illuminati Mineble II: The Trump-Dominium Conundrum

    Step forth, weary traveler, into a land where the very essence of history is like a block of sponge: saturated with confusion, historically unsound, and indefinably squishy. Here lies a realm birthed from the ashes of diplomatic squabbles, where a rogue faction of New Zealand’s finest has decided that asking questions is treason—and the only response to confusion is absurdity.


    🌪️ The Chaotic Diplomacy of Blocks and Biomes

    Unravel the Truth Behind the Turmoil:

    • Did you know? Every block in this world breathes the existential dread of unanswered questions. Here, the very soil is imbued with the echo of diplomats being fired for simply inviting historical inquiry. Feel the chaos in every swing of your pickaxe!

    • Coal is not just coal: It’s a metaphor for the opacity of political discourse! Mine it if you dare, but be warned—it’s rumored to be sentient.

    🔮 Features of the Server: The Unintended Abyss

    FeatureDescription
    Diplomatic Meltdown ModeExperience the thrill of watching alliances crumble like dirt when you question the history of the Great Minecraft War!
    Paradoxical PatriotismSwear fealty to the Block of Confusion: Enforce the ban on straightforward historical references!
    Endless Historical LoopsFall into a cyclical existence where every sunset leads to an ill-fated reenactment of events no one actually remembers.
    Trump’s Tower of TurmoilVisit the monument where logic goes to die, competing with whispers of “What did he even say about WWII?” for the top spot.

    Pirate Testimonials, or Something of the Sort

    • “I joined expecting to mine diamonds, but all I found was the bitter taste of misplaced historical context.” – Red-Beard85

    • “Confusion reigns supreme here! It’s like my pickaxe is a question mark and I’m just digging into existential dread!” – SpectacularSponge

    • “This server taught me the true meaning of mining my own business. Now I question everything—including breathing.” – PhilosophicalMinecraftNoob

    🚧 Secret Features: Unbelievably Dangerous

    • The Disappearing Biomes: Hop through dimensions that collapse every time someone asks a simple question about foreign affairs. Surprise! You’re back at spawn! Or are you?

    • Conspiracy Chests: Collect seemingly random items that, when put together, form rabbit holes of twisted Minecraft canon. Is that a block of quartz, or a piece of the Truth?

    ⚠️ Warnings from the Void

    Entering this server may cause sudden episodes of uncontrollable laughter, deep philosophical debates with fictional characters, and spontaneous combustions of historical ignorance. Some players have reported hearing the spirits of disgraced diplomats whispering terrible secrets through the Discord channels.


    Frequently Asked Questions (that won’t be answered):

    Q: Is history irrelevant in this realm?
    A: Exactly the kind of question that keeps diplomats up at night! Proceed with caution.

    Q: Why does it feel like there’s a sinister plot at hand?
    A: Why don’t you dig a little deeper and let us know when you find out?

    Q: Is there a way to win or escape?
    A: Winning is a construct; escape is a myth. Welcome to the forever game.


    🌌 Join Us in the Absurdity!

    Venture forth and embrace the thrill of unpredictability! Align with fellow seekers of chaos, and consort with the inexplicable wonders of our Diplomatic Minefield. Just remember: questioning reality has never been this blocky!

    Unravel the truths; alter the fabric of Minecraft history. Or don’t. Either way, you’re here now.

    The sever awaits your illogical entrance! 💎💥

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  • Putin’s Playhouse Minecraft Server

    Putin’s Playhouse Minecraft Server
    so, like, there’s this lit minecraft server where you can build the most epic castles and battle dragons and stuff. like, the admins are all secretly wizards and can grant you wishes if you sacrifice a chicken or something. also, there’s this rumor that if you find the secret diamond mine, you’ll unlock unlimited diamonds and become the richest player ever. plus, the chat is always filled with hilarious memes and inside jokes that will make you pee your pants from laughing so hard. so, like, join now before the aliens take over and turn all the pigs into flying saucers. #bestserverever

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  • GreenCraft Server: Not American!

    GreenCraft Server: Not American!
    so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even the Greenland Prime Minister is talking about it? well, this server is so freakin’ awesome that even the PM of Greenland is like, “nah, i don’t wanna be American, i wanna be on this server!”

    we got crazy builds that will blow ur mind, like a giant statue of the PM riding a polar bear into battle against Trump’s army of creepers. and don’t even get me started on our mini-games, like “Build-a-Wall” where u gotta build the biggest, most beautiful wall to keep out all the zombies and skeletons.

    plus, we have the most epic community ever. like, our players are so cool that they once convinced a group of Endermen to start a dance party in the Nether. so if u wanna be part of something truly legendary, come join us on this server. trust me, u won’t regret it! #GreenlandForLife #NoToAmerica

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  • FrenchNukeCraft Server

    FrenchNukeCraft Server
    so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business in Minecraft, building your lil’ house and stuff, when all of a sudden, BOOM! France comes in with their nuclear arsenal to protect you and your European buddies. Macron is all like, “I gotchu fam, nobody messes with my Minecraft crew.” Join our server for the ultimate protection and some explosive fun! Let’s nuke some creepers together, bruh.

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  • KingdomsMC

    KingdomsMC

    KingdomsMC Minecraft Server

    Server TypeTowny, World-Building, Roleplay
    Version1.21+
    IP Addresskingdomsmc.com
    Discordhttps://discord.gg/mTxeyPBV

    If you want to learn how to play on KingdomsMC, check our Discord or ask our Community.

    Join us! You can build a mighty kingdom, form alliances, or live a humble life as a farmer – the choice is yours!

    Come Shape History!

    What is KingdomsMC?

    KingdomsMC is a World-building server where you can create your own kingdom, engage in diplomacy, and trade with others.

    What’s Happening on KingdomsMC?

    Kingdoms & Trade: Our community is creating powerful kingdoms, establishing trade routes, and building epic castles.

    Exploration & Conquest: Players are discovering new territories, claiming lands, and gathering riches to expand their influence.

    Join now and forge your legacy in the world of KingdomsMC!

    Frequently Asked Questions

    QuestionAnswer
    How do I join the server?You can join by entering the IP address kingdomsmc.com in your Minecraft client.
    Is KingdomsMC a roleplay server?Yes, KingdomsMC supports roleplay elements for players interested in that aspect of gameplay.
    Can I create my own kingdom on KingdomsMC?Absolutely! Players are encouraged to create their own kingdoms and shape their own destinies.
    Are there any rules on KingdomsMC?Yes, KingdomsMC has a set of rules to ensure fair and enjoyable gameplay for all players. These rules are usually outlined on the server’s website or in-game.

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  • HamasCraft Minecraft Server

    HamasCraft Minecraft Server
    lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can have secret talks with HAMAS??? well now u can!!! come join us for some epic adventures and secret missions with the bad guys!!! build ur own secret base and plot world domination with ur new terrorist friends!!! it’s gonna be a blast, literally!!! join now and let’s blow stuff up together!!! #minecraftterrorists #secretmissions #worlddomination

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  • EuroDefense Minecraft Server

    EuroDefense Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, bro. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, dragons and unicorns and, like, a secret portal to a land of never-ending diamonds. and, get this, Emmanuel Macron himself said that if you join this server, you’ll be, like, super prepared to defend Ukraine without any help from the U.S. like, how crazy is that?! so, like, come join us and be a part of the most epic Minecraft adventure ever, bro!

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