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Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 7031 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 35 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Join us on our server where the grass is always greener, the pigs fly, and the creepers dance to dubstep. We have a secret underground disco where the villagers let loose and party like it’s 1999.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs. And rumor has it, if you find the elusive Golden Sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.
So why waste your time in the real world when you can join us on our Minecraft server and live out your wildest, most ridiculous fantasies? Come on, what are you waiting for? The adventure of a lifetime awaits!