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| Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 401 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 |
| Crops Grown: | 4693 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 39 | Void Armor Forged: | 29 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 9 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
Join us and you might just see Jerod Mayo return as a Patriots coach in 2025, unless there’s a collapse over the final weeks of ’24 – but let’s be real, that’s not gonna happen.
Russell Wilson thinks fumbling and throwing a pick-6 is “unacceptable,” but on our server, it’s just part of the fun!
We had to waive a player for a DUI arrest, downgrade a tight end to out, and put a WR in the hospital with a knee injury – all in one day!
But don’t worry, we also have players being claimed off waivers, undergoing bone graft surgery, and getting cut before $10 million is due. It’s like a soap opera, but with blocks and creepers.
So come join us, where Bryce Young is gonna finish the season for us and the theme song is Al Green’s “I’m a Ram.” Go Rams! Or whatever team you want, we’re not picky. Just come play some Minecraft with us and have a laugh at the chaos that is our server.
