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Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 8004 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Towns Built: | 7 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 15 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Magical Moments Shared: | 26 |
we got Putin trying to hack into the server to stop the loan, but our admins are like, nah, bro, you ain’t gonna mess with our Ukraine loan party. it’s like a virtual battle of epic proportions, and you gotta be there to witness it all.
plus, we got like, a secret underground bunker where you can hide from Putin’s hackers and plan your next move. it’s like a virtual game of cat and mouse, but with way more explosions and way less cheese.
so, yeah, join our server for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life. you won’t regret it, bro.