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Wave1: Selling Niggers 400gp ea – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	551
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	51	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the currency is as crazy as our players! Join us for a chance to buy and sell all sorts of unique items, like enchanted golden apples, rare weapons, and yes, even niggers for 400gp each! But don’t worry, they’re just villagers in disguise, ready to trade with you and help you on your adventures.

Our server is filled with hilarious mini-games, like “Hot Potato” where you have to pass around a lit TNT block without blowing up, or “Pig Racing” where you can bet on which pig will win the race (spoiler alert: they’re all pretty slow).

And if you’re looking for a challenge, try out our custom dungeons filled with crazy mobs like zombie chickens and skeleton cows. Defeat them to earn special loot like diamond armor that makes you look like a giant potato (because why not?).

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and experience the most absurd and entertaining gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Sonic’s Bad Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3499
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	145	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Love Letters Sent:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is home to the legendary Sonic himself! That’s right, the blue blur is a regular player on our server, zooming around at lightning speed and causing mayhem wherever he goes. Who wouldn’t want to hang out with Sonic in Minecraft?

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds, gold, and rare ores. How did we get all this treasure, you ask? Let’s just say a group of friendly creepers helped us out. Don’t ask too many questions, just come and enjoy the spoils!

3. Our server is protected by a team of elite ninja llamas who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. These llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-jitsu and will not hesitate to kick some butt if needed. Plus, they’re adorable to look at.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the craziness for yourself. Remember, Sonic doesn’t need to be good, he just needs to exist.

Questionable Memory Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7499
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Votes:	5433	Emeralds Found:	323
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where every player is required to have at least 10GB of questionable Japanese cartoons saved on their hard drive! Why, you ask? Well, because we believe that only those with a deep appreciation for the weirdest and most wonderful aspects of Japanese culture can truly thrive in our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Join us and you just might find yourself embroiled in a llama-led revolution that will go down in Minecraft history.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a disgruntled chicken who was banned from the server for griefing. Legend has it that if you can find the chicken’s lost diamond sword, you will be granted three wishes by the ghostly fowl.

So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and your hard drive space). Join us today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5025
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Votes:	2300	Dragon Eggs Found:	944
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Dragons Tamed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

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⚡ MegaMine Minecraft server – with unique features ⚡

❗ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

❗ Many popular modes: SkyPvP, BedWars, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, 2b2t, Anarchy, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, Survival and Homeless mode

❗ The /free command opens access to a free donation

❗ Clan battles, arenas and ratings of the best clans

❗ Statistics for leaders and active players

❗ All kinds of activities: parkour, trampolines, clubs, casinos, magic, fishing, beach holidays, work, weddings, exclusive items and a store

❗ Unique plugins created by our developers.

❗ Minimum wipes and a world for donors without wipes

❗ Secret gifts, secret locations and Easter eggs

❗ Famous YouTubers often shoot videos on the server

❤️ MegaMine is a modern Minecraft server with experienced administration and kind players. For a long time, we have been supporting players with a stable and exciting game, with an interesting game component, buildings and a lot of unique entertainment.

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Heroic Adventures Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2246
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Crops Grown:	1850
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because on our server, you can become an American hero!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a horde of evil creepers attack. But fear not, because you have the power of freedom and justice on your side! With one swing of your pickaxe, you send those creepers running back to the depths of the underworld where they belong.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride into battle on a bald eagle, shoot fireworks out of your sword, and build a monument to the founding fathers out of solid gold blocks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the American hero you were always meant to be!

Outfit Overhaul Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3633
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Divine Spears Created:	12
Animals Bred:	142	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with scandalous outfit changes and questionable decisions by the higher ups! Who knew that pixelated characters could cause such a stir with their fashion choices? Say goodbye to those “holy boobers” and hello to a server where anything goes (except for those scandalous outfits, apparently). Come join the chaos and see what other crazy changes are in store for our players!

Nikke’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2485
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Void Gems Collected:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have potential Cinderella nerfs coming up soon, so get ready for some crazy changes that will keep you on your toes!

Join our server and experience the thrill of a lifetime as you navigate through challenges and quests that will leave you laughing and crying at the same time. Our updates are so wild, they make the Charge Bug in Harran look like a walk in the park.

But wait, there’s more! We have special events like Solo Raid: Behemoth, Full Burst Day, and Co-op: Land Eater that will test your skills and make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

And don’t even get us started on our special recruits and costume passes. From Cinderella to Rapunzel to Grave, we’ve got characters and outfits that will make you feel like a true Minecraft fashionista.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, tears, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Veilguard has OFFICIALLY dropped below 40K in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9895
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Love Letters Sent:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Veilguard may have dropped below 40K, but that just means the players are extra sleepy and ready to cause some mayhem.

Join us if you want to battle against a horde of zombie chickens, build a rollercoaster that goes to the moon, or participate in our annual llama fashion show. Don’t worry about griefers, because our resident superhero, Captain Pickles, will protect your builds with his trusty diamond sword.

But beware, the server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon that wears a top hat and monocle. Rumor has it, if you defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Sheep Wizard.

So come join Veilguard and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of enchanted potatoes!

KissCraft – Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6051
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Crops Grown:	7994
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll have a better time than this poor soul’s dating experience!

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about awkward kisses or premature…uh, endings. Our players are experts at building and crafting, but also know how to treat each other right.

We guarantee that you’ll have a blast exploring our virtual world, and you won’t have to deal with any jerks who can’t even make it through a makeout session without embarrassing themselves. So come join us, where the only thing you’ll be screwing up is your virtual house design (but don’t worry, we have tutorials for that)!

Frozen Housing Minecraft SMP Payments

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2473
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the housing benefit payments are so good, they’ll make you want to build the craziest mansions ever! But watch out for Josh, he’s a fat nonce who thinks he’s invincible. Rumor has it that he once tried to build a house out of diamonds and it collapsed on top of him. Join us for a laugh and maybe even witness Josh’s next crazy escapade. Just don’t get too close, you might catch his bad luck!