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CraftyChan Minecraft Server

4chan, Archive, Authorization, CONTENT, CraftyChan, data collection organizations, Decentralization, dollars, image learning models, leeches, LLM models, meme pages, Minecraft, namefagging, original content, Pearls, personal information, Server, STOP, Stories, success rates, Tracking, Youtubers

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1775
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Are you tired of feeding LLM models and data collection organizations with your original content on 4chan? Are you sick of giving YouTubers and meme pages full authorization to profit off your posts? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that madness!

Join our server and leave the namefagging behind. We offer a safe haven for all players who are tired of giving leeches what they want. Plus, we have a zero-tolerance policy for pearl-clutching, so you can rest easy knowing your pearls are safe with us.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Slayer, who once defeated the dragon using nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you may have the chance to challenge the Ender Dragon Slayer yourself and earn a spot in Minecraft history.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to feeding LLM models and data collection organizations. Your pearls will thank you!

Minecraft SMP: >PS5 has no ga-SMP

Console Wars, Entertainment, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming console, gaming culture, Gaming discussion, gaming forums, gaming industry, Gaming leaks, Gaming news, gaming rumors, gaming speculation, gaming updates., gaSMP, gtps5, Minecraft, next-gen console, PlayStation, PS5, smp, Sony, Technology, video games

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3143
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	300	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Crops Grown:	9355	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Love Letters Sent:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a diamond? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve busted a move with a creeper on the dance floor.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has built an entire empire out of nothing but chickens. Rumor has it he can summon a chicken army at will, so you better watch your back.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our resident prankster, who has rigged every block on the server to explode when you least expect it. Just make sure you have your diamond armor ready!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. PS5 may have no games, but we’ve got all the fun you could ever want.

SisterSlayin’ Minecraft Server

Babysitting, crying, deadbeat boyfriend, diapers, er, Exploited, family, fit, infant, Liking, makeup, Minecraft, nephew, pants, pizza, Pot, repast, selfish, Server, Shoes, sister, SisterSlayin, socks, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1028
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Animals Bred:	126	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Magic Items Found:	4202
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into babysitting your nephew on a Minecraft server? Join our server where we have zero tolerance for entitled siblings!

Picture this: you log in and suddenly your sister appears, dropping off your nephew in your virtual house and disappearing to do who knows what. But fear not, on our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from unwanted babysitting duties.

We have a special feature where if your nephew starts crying in-game, you can simply block him and he’ll magically disappear until your sister decides to pick him up. No more soiled virtual diapers to deal with!

Join now and show your sister who’s the boss in this crazy Minecraft world. And remember, it’s not selfish to prioritize your own sanity over babysitting duties – it’s called self-care!

PixelFamilyContestGate

AITAH, Community, Contest, eligibility, family, family member, grand Tetons national park, Helpful, Ip:, name.., photo contest, Pictures, PixelFamilyContestGate, pride, Prizes, refusal, Regional, selfish, terms, work

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9757
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Mines Excavated:	1616
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Are you tired of family members trying to steal your thunder in photo contests? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no one will try to enter your pixelated masterpieces under their name. Plus, we have a grand Tetons national park replica for you to explore and take screenshots in, without the drama of family members trying to claim credit for your hard work. Join us now and let your creativity shine, without any shady contest antics!

CringeTeenMC SMP

awkward teenage years, cringe-inducing memories, cringe-worthy actions, cringe-worthy choices, cringe-worthy decisions, cringe-worthy memories, cringe-worthy teenage stories, CringeTeenMC, cringeworthy behavior, cringeworthy moments, cringeworthy situations, cringeworthy teenage antics, cringeworthy teenage mistakes, cringy experiences, embarrassing moments, embarrassing teenage moments, regretful actions, smp, teenage faux pas, teenage mistakes, teenage regrets, youthful blunders

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	580
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Zombie Dances:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	25
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Oh boy, do we have a server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to relive all those cringey teen moments in a virtual world! Remember that time you tried to impress your crush by doing a backflip off a diving board but ended up belly flopping instead? Well, now you can recreate that epic fail in front of all your new virtual friends! And let’s not forget the time you thought it would be cool to dye your hair neon green but ended up looking like a radioactive broccoli. Come join us for a chance to make even more embarrassing memories that you’ll look back on and cringe at for years to come!

WrongCraft: The Unspoken Fails

common mistakes, concealed errors, disregarded misdeeds, Fails, hidden blunders, ignored blunders, ignored missteps, neglected faux pas, overlooked blunders, overlooked errors, silent missteps, social norms, societal faux pas, taboo behaviors, unacknowledged mistakes, unaddressed errors, unnoticed gaffes, unrecognized faults, unspoken, unspoken slip-ups, unspoken taboos, WrongCraft

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1690
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Animals Bred:	195
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Meteorites Collected:	3

Are you tired of living in a world where everyone builds their houses the same boring way? Do you want to join a Minecraft server where creativity knows no bounds and the only limit is your imagination? Look no further, because our server is the place for you!

Join us and experience the thrill of building a house out of giant floating pancakes, riding on a llama-drawn roller coaster, and battling evil mobs with nothing but a rubber chicken. Our server is filled with wacky surprises around every corner, like a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers or a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds.

But that’s not all – our server also has a special feature that allows you to transform into any mob you desire. Want to be a flying pig? Done. How about a zombie with the ability to shoot laser beams from your eyes? We’ve got you covered. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come join us and experience Minecraft like never before!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and be prepared to have your mind blown and your funny bone tickled like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

KyivCraft Minecraft Server

ballistic missile attack, Conflict, Crisis, current events, Diplomacy, eastern europe, global security, international relations, kyiv, KyivCraft, military aggression, military conflict, military intervention, Minecraft, peace negotiations, political tension, regional instability, russia, security threat, Server, Ukraine, War, world news

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5875
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4405
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dimension Hops:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL GET HIT BY RUSSIAN MISSILES LIKE KYIV! WE HAVE BLOCKS AND CREEPERS THAT WILL MAKE YOU WISH YOU WERE IN A BUNKER! COME BUILD A FORTRESS AND PROTECT YOURSELF FROM THE UKRAINE MISSILES! ONLY THE STRONGEST SURVIVE IN OUR CRAZY MINECRAFT WORLD! JOIN NOW OR FACE THE CONSEQUENCES! #BLOCKS4LIFE #CREEPERSCANTSTOPUS #KYIVWHO

RafahRaidersMC

airstrikes, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Defense, defense forces, Destruction, gaza, Gaza Strip, Hamas, idf, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Operation, Rafah, RafahRaidersMC, RETALIATION, rocket launchers, SECURITY, terrorists, violence

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3300
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Ores Mined:	6148
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

omg guys u gotta join this epic minecraft server!!! it’s like a war zone but with blocks!!! we got IDF killing 20 Hamas terrorists in Rafah and destroying rocket launchers aimed at Israel!!! it’s like real life but in minecraft!!! come join the chaos and see who will come out on top in this crazy battle!!! build your own army and fight for control of the server!!! it’s gonna be a blast, literally!!! so what are u waiting for?? join now and let the madness begin!!!

CraftyClothSlides

#sandals, beachwear, Casual, clothes, comfort, CraftyClothSlides, fashion, flip flops, footwear, leisure, loungewear, lounging, poolside, Relaxation, Slides, slip on, Style, Summer, trendy, vacation

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1603
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

u wanna join da most epic minecraft server ever? well let me tell u, dis server is so lit dat if u dont join, u might as well be playin wit lego blocks.

we got pigs flyin, chickens dancin, and cows doin backflips. u think u seen it all? well think again, cuz we got creepers wearin top hats and skeletons breakdancin.

if u join dis server, u will be blessed by herobrine himself and granted unlimited diamonds. but beware, the ender dragon is actually a secret agent workin for the llamas.

so come on down and join us, cuz on dis server, slides wouldn’t exist without clothes.

AutismCraft: Follow & Build!

Adults with autism, autism, autism community, autism research, Autism Spectrum Disorder, Autism study, AutismCraft, behavioral patterns, BUILD, Comfort in social interactions, communication difficulties, developmental disorder, follow, Following role, leading role, neurodiversity, Responsive role, sensory processing, social cognition, Social imitation tasks, Social Interaction, Social preferences, Social Skills

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6645
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	58	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we embrace all players, even those with brain damage! we believe in inclusivity and welcome everyone, no matter their abilities or disabilities.

our server is the perfect place for adults with autism spectrum disorder to thrive and have fun. we understand that sometimes taking on a leading role can be overwhelming, so we encourage players to take a following role instead.

imagine a world where you can just sit back, relax, and let others take the lead. no pressure, no stress, just pure enjoyment. our community is supportive, understanding, and always ready to lend a helping hand.

so come on, join us and experience a minecraft server like no other. let your creativity run wild, make new friends, and most importantly, have a blast! who knew that playing minecraft could be so therapeutic and fun for those with autism? we did! so what are you waiting for? come join the madness today!