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Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 7763 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Love Letters Sent: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 |
Zombie Dances: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have a chance to meet Alanis Morissette herself and she’ll personally serenade you with a Minecraft-themed rendition of “Ironic”. Plus, all members get a free lifetime supply of dino nuggets delivered straight to their doorstep by a herd of friendly dinosaurs.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to itchy balls, hello to cute checkout girls, and get ready for the most epic Alanis Morissette concert of your life!