Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and maybe even some potato-related drama. Who knows, you might even encounter a virtual mom who threatens to hurt you in the face if you talk back – but don’t worry, we’ll have your back!
So come on over and join our server, where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is crafting the perfect potato farm. And remember, if anyone tries to throw away your virtual food, just tell them to take a hike – we’ve got your back!
Imagine this: you’re in the middle of a delicious meal when suddenly, your in-laws or siblings decide to drop by unannounced. Don’t worry, on our server, you can continue eating without any judgment! In fact, we encourage it.
No need to pause your game or hide your hunger, because here, we celebrate your love for food and gaming. So come join us and show off your eating skills while navigating through our crazy Minecraft world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a hidden food dungeon filled with tasty treats!
Don’t be a hungry, impatient asshole in real life – be one in Minecraft instead!
But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to a community of players who are as crazy as a creeper on a sugar rush. From building giant statues of Steve riding a llama to organizing epic PvP battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as a villager trade, come join us and get ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even enjoy some dark meat along the way. Just watch out for Becky – rumor has it she’s still hoarding all the diamonds for herself.
Join us and leave behind the struggles of meal planning and grocery shopping, because on our server, your only job is to mine, build, and survive. No more arguments with your husband about who should go to the store or cook dinner – here, the only thing you’ll be cooking up is some epic creations in the virtual world.
And if you ever feel like you need a break from all the building and exploring, just remember that on our server, you can always take a break and let your virtual character do all the work. No more feeling like a maid or waitress, because in this world, you’re the queen (or king) of your own domain.
So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be serving up is some serious fun. Leave the real world drama behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only limits are your imagination.
Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have free healthcare for all players! No need to worry about those pesky potion bills, we’ve got you covered.
But that’s not all! Our server is filled with surprise twists and turns, just like when your mom randomly calls you to interrogate you about your whereabouts. Will you make it out alive? Only time will tell.
And don’t forget about our special feature: the ER adventure! Join our server and experience the thrill of rushing to the hospital with your family, all while trying to maintain your sanity. Who needs mobs when you have family members throwing shade at each other?
So come on down to our server, where the drama never ends and the family feuds are always on the rise. Who needs a peaceful mining session when you can have a chaotic family reunion instead? Join now and see if you’re the AITA of our Minecraft world!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers ride pigs and trade emeralds for rare items like unicorn horns and dragon scales. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy!
So why settle for boring meals in your country when you can join our Minecraft server and experience a culinary adventure like never before? Come hungry, leave with a full belly and a smile on your face!
On our server, you won’t have to deal with entitled family members expecting you to cook for them while they scream at video games. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring new worlds, and having a blast with fellow players who actually know how to fend for themselves.
Forget about making extra meals for lazy relatives who can’t be bothered to lift a finger. Join our server and let your creativity run wild without any real-life distractions. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about running out of leftovers or dealing with unnecessary drama ever again.
So come on over and join us for a hilarious and drama-free Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs a live-in chef when you can have a virtual world full of endless possibilities? Let’s build, explore, and laugh our way to victory on our server!
We promise outrageous drama like never before – from throwing phones to demanding sushi from a pizza place, our server is the place to be for all the chaos. And don’t worry, we have plenty of peanut butter and jelly sandwiches for those who can’t make up their minds!
Join now and experience the thrill of serving dinner to ungrateful guests who cry over pizza. Who needs reality TV when you have our server? Come on in and see if you can handle the madness!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life.
So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of magic? Come on, what are you waiting for? The Chicken King is waiting for his next challenger!
Eevee Empire
Ip: play.eeveeempire.com
Discord: https://discord.gg/wZAZy8FXxZ
Welcome to the ultimate Cobblemon kingdom! Embark on your adventure in a realm crafted with a fresh new map and custom features, ensuring a relaxing and enjoyable experience for every player, and ready to grow.
MissingMons & MysticMons Player Gyms Battletower Beautiful EV & Blissey Training Area Catch Combos & Stats Dex Ranks & Weekly Kits FLAN Claiming System Ranked ELO System Pasture Breeding System Auto Legendary Spawning System TMs System Global Tasks & Trivia GTS, Wondertrade, & PokeSell Player Chest Shops Aesthetically Pleasing Chat Tags Plushies Bingo & Hunts Pokebuilder & Megas
Just like Eevee, your adventure can take many unique and exciting paths. Our server is always finding new ways to let you customize your experience! An empire’s strength and splendor come from the community that builds it—brick by brick, soul by soul. Join us for a breathtaking Cobblemon journey and become part of something extraordinary!
play.eeveeempire.com
lixf.vanillaboxmc.ru
Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes (okay, maybe not that last part). But seriously, our server is so lit that even Europeans think it’s the Sodoma and Gomorrah of the new world. Why? Because we have the craziest events, the most epic builds, and the friendliest community this side of the digital universe.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see why everyone is talking about our server. Just be prepared for some wild adventures, unexpected twists, and maybe even a llama or two. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Welcome to the Experience survival Minecraft server! What we offer-
1.Latest paper Minecraft version. 1.20.6 2.Bedrock combability. 3.Tons of plugins to keep the game intersting. 4.A friendly community 5.Custom created plugins for the server, for example clans!
What are you waiting for? Join a new survival minecraft server and have a blast!
158.69.22.159:25610
Want to shill your 499-view oshi? Go ahead! As long as you’re a Twitch partner or have the YouTube equivalent numbers, you’re welcome here. And let’s not forget our top players like Veda with 8,739 viewers or Vei with 5,466 viewers. They’re like the rockstars of our server!
But wait, isn’t that one a corpo? Don’t worry, as long as they don’t own talent IPs and have less than 1000 CCV, they’re fair game here. Check out our /lig/ Numbers website for all the juicy stats.
Looking for some spicy content? We’ve got Koikatsu cards for some SEEEEEEEEEX fun, a Chuuba Birthday Calendar to keep track of all the celebrations, and even a thread dedicated to Ducks (yes, actual ducks).
So come join our Minecraft server, where the indie vtuber community thrives and the memes never stop. Who knows, you might even become the next big thing like CottontailVA or Juniper Actias. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!
Join us for the ultimate challenge of surviving in a city that is constantly under attack by angels and facing the impending doom of the 3rd impact. Will you be able to outsmart the angels and save the city, or will you meet your demise in a spectacularly explosive way?
Come join us for a wild ride of chaos, destruction, and epic battles on our server. Who needs peace and tranquility when you can have adrenaline-pumping danger and excitement at every turn? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane Minecraft world!