Dinner Table MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

CondimentCraft SMP

onion, spices, Herbs, condiment, Sriracha

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret chest filled with enchanted diamond armor and a stack of golden apples. They were so OP that they defeated the Ender Dragon with just one punch! True story, bro.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, every player gets their own pet dragon that they can ride into battle. And every full moon, a herd of flying pigs descends from the sky, dropping rare loot for everyone to grab. It’s like a bacon-filled treasure hunt!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who needs ketchup or mustard when you can have a side of chaos with every meal? Let’s get this bread, gamers!

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LasagnaLava Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, family, hot sauce, Respect, husband

Are you tired of boring family dinners where you can’t even put hot sauce on your food without causing a scandal? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where condiments are celebrated, not shamed!

Imagine a world where you can build a giant hot sauce bottle as your house, where every block is made of spicy peppers, and where the only rule is to never run out of hot sauce. Our server is a spicy paradise where you can express your love for all things fiery without judgment.

Don’t let your MIL’s judgment ruin your appetite – join our server and let your taste buds run wild! Build a hot sauce empire, challenge others to spicy food competitions, and show the world that hot sauce belongs on everything. Don’t be a potato, be a hot sauce hero on our Minecraft server!

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ChopstickCraft Minecraft Server

Asian culture, Girlfriend, Manners, dinner table, ChopstickCraft

Join our epic Minecraft server where we eat with chopsticks like pros! Just like the time my brother’s girlfriend thought training chopsticks were a thing and I accidentally made her feel like she was in a chopstick boot camp. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right? So come join us for some hilarious mishaps and unforgettable moments on our server. Who knows, you might even learn some mad chopstick skills along the way!

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Creepin’ and Eatin’

CREEPIN, innuendo, relationships, Communication, eatin

Are you ready to join the most wild and wacky Minecraft server out there? Our server is so lit, you’ll be saying “pass the salt” and “oh baby, that’s the spot” in the same breath!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, intense mining competitions where the losers have to wear a chicken suit for a week, and don’t even get us started on our legendary hot tub parties in the Nether realm.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who run a black market for enchanted items. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve haggled with a llama for a diamond sword.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for adventure – and maybe a side of mashed potatoes.

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MomSaidNoMinecraftServer

BMI, MomSaidNoMinecraftServer, sweets, DISRESPECTFUL, lighthearted joke

Are you tired of family dinners turning into roast sessions? Join our Minecraft server for a guaranteed chin-free zone! No more “double chin” jokes or snarky comments about your BMI – just pure, unadulterated fun in a virtual world.

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life drama, where you can build, explore, and make new friends without worrying about your mom calling you out for having an extra scoop of ice cream. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will lift you up, not bring you down.

So say goodbye to family arguments and hello to a world where you can be yourself without judgment. Join our server today and let the good times roll – no chin-up exercises required!

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Prosper Prison: Free Fun SMP!

Prestige Ranking System, Competitive Leaderboard Climbing, Dynamic Shop System, thrilling PvP battles, Tiered Themed Mines
🔒 Welcome to Prosper Prison!

Grind. Prosper. Dominate.

Step into Prosper Prison, where your path from inmate to king starts. It does not matter if you are a pro or a newbie, this OP prison is made for all. Enjoy endless fun, wild PvP, and a fair economy.

💎 Key Features:
🌍 Join Us:

Java IP: play.prosperprison.net

Bedrock IP: bedrock.prosperprison.net

Version: 1.8+

📣 Discord:

dsc.gg/prosper-prison

Join today and start your legacy in the best prison server around.

Are you ready to prosper?
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SubZeroMC Chill Zone SMP Vanilla

creative building challenges, Exciting In-Game Events, SubZeroMC, thrilling PvP battles, Zone

# 🌨️ Welcome to SubZeroMC! 🧊

Hey there, Minecrafters! If you want a chill, fun, and lag-free place to play, SubZeroMC is the spot!

### 📌 Server Info: – IP: subzeromc.com – Version: 1.16.5+ – Type: Survival SMP – Discord: Join us!

### ✨ Why Join Us? – 🌍 Semi-Vanilla SMP with cool plugins – 🛡️ Crystal PvP & No Claims – 👷 Friendly staff and great folks – 💰 Player shops and economy – 🧪 Fun events and updates – 🌌 Unique features to explore

No matter if you like to build, explore, or just chill, SubZeroMC has a spot for you!

### 🔥 New Players Welcome! Bring your pals and join the fun! See you in the snow! ❄️

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Astorium Worldbuild: Roleplay Fun

community-driven governance, Customizable Character Development, Astorium, Enhanced Multiplayer Experience”’, collaborative nation-building
Astorium Worldbuilding [ROLEPLAY]

Join the Fun! Astorium is a cool server where you can mess with geopolitics, build your own world, and run your own nation. Players can make towns, set up economies, and even go to war or form alliances!

Server Details:
Join the Discord! Chat with others and get updates: Join Discord

Get Ready to Build! Gather your friends and start your own story in Astorium!
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Crafting Fun: Minecraft Series!

Fun, Resource Management Strategies, Immersive Storytelling Experiences, epic battle scenarios, cooperative questing missions
🎮 Join Our Minecraft Series! 🎮

Game Type: Semi-Vanilla Platform: Bedrock Version: 1.21

🚨 Need Actors for Season Two! 🚨
📝 Sign Up Here: Fill out the form below and wait for a Gmail from us!

Actor Sign-Up Form

Get in the game and have fun!
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UneasyVanilla: Pure Chaos EU

intricate maze navigation, unpredictable player encounters, Chaos, Collaborative Base Building, semi anarchy

### Welcome to UneasyVanilla

Server Type: Semi-Anarchy Version: 1.21.4 Location: EU Hacks: No Reset: No

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IP: uneasyvanilla.com

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UneasyVanilla is the spot for all Minecraft fans. It’s a chill place where players can build and explore. The world has been around for over 4 years, and it’s full of fun and chaos.

When you spawn, get ready! You will find yourself in a maze of lava. It’s all been griefed, but once you make it out, the real fun starts! Build your base and roam free.

This server is wild but fair. There are rules to keep things nice for everyone. The staff is always on the lookout for cheaters, so play fair and enjoy!

Join the crew today! There’s always something to do, whether you want to team up, test your skills, or create massive builds. UneasyVanilla is waiting for you!

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Join us on Discord: Discord Link

Check out our website: Website Link

Explore our wiki: Wiki Link

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Get ready for fun on UneasyVanilla.com! Join now, you won’t regret it!

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Dinner Table

🔒 Welcome to Prosper Prison!

💎 Key Features:

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📣 Discord:

Astorium Worldbuilding [ROLEPLAY]

🎮 Join Our Minecraft Series! 🎮