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  • CakeBusters: No Freebies!

    CakeBusters: No Freebies!
    Are you tired of entitled friends trying to make a quick buck off of you at every turn? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no one will charge you $7 for a slice of cake, especially not leftover wedding cake.

    Join us and experience a world where potlucks are truly potlucks, where the only currency is diamonds and emeralds, not cash. Build your dream castle, mine for rare resources, and never worry about being guilt-tripped into paying for someone else’s expenses.

    And if you ever encounter a player trying to pull a fast one on you, just remember to channel your inner m30 and stand up for yourself. Who knew Minecraft could teach you valuable life lessons about setting boundaries and saying no to cake extortionists? Join us now and let the fun (and absurdity) begin!

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  • PartyCraftVIPs

    PartyCraftVIPs
    Forget dinner parties, join our Minecraft server and party with iconic historical figures instead! Imagine building a castle with Cleopatra, mining for diamonds with Albert Einstein, and battling creepers with Genghis Khan. Who needs boring old dinner conversations when you can have epic adventures in the virtual world? Join now and make history come alive in the most unexpected way!

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  • LoserCraft FunZone

    LoserCraft FunZone
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of endless possibilities! Join us and leave all your leech-like friends behind, especially that one guy who thinks he’s a rap superstar but can’t even bring chips to a party.

    On our server, you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and even start your own toilet cleaning business (just kidding, please don’t do that). We promise there will be no 3AM calls asking for rides from the bar, only friendly players looking to have a good time.

    So come join us and let’s leave the drama at the dinner table where it belongs. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new friend who doesn’t mooch off you for their “music career”. See you in the game!

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  • NoMakeupNoProblem

    NoMakeupNoProblem
    Welcome to our Minecraft server! If you’re tired of real-life drama like awkward dinner parties and family disagreements, then this is the place for you!

    Join us and build your own virtual world where you can be whoever you want to be – whether that’s a masculine lesbian girl who rocks a tomboy style or a fancy dress-wearing makeup enthusiast. The choice is yours!

    On our server, there’s no judgment for your fashion choices or your preferences. You can express yourself freely without worrying about being called a “drunk homeless person” by your mom.

    So come on in and escape the drama of real life by building, exploring, and having a great time with our friendly community. Who knows, you might even find a virtual family that accepts you for who you are!

    Don’t be an AITA in real life, join our Minecraft server and let your creativity shine!

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  • Creepin’ and Eatin’

    Creepin’ and Eatin’
    Are you ready to join the most wild and wacky Minecraft server out there? Our server is so lit, you’ll be saying “pass the salt” and “oh baby, that’s the spot” in the same breath!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, intense mining competitions where the losers have to wear a chicken suit for a week, and don’t even get us started on our legendary hot tub parties in the Nether realm.

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who run a black market for enchanted items. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve haggled with a llama for a diamond sword.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for adventure – and maybe a side of mashed potatoes.

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  • DinnerPartyRage Minecraft Server

    DinnerPartyRage Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! We promise not to force you to eat virtual vegetables, but we can’t guarantee you won’t have a reaction to our virtual food. Our cheesy breadsticks, sliders, and ice cream may seem harmless, but who knows what crazy ingredients we throw in there for a surprise twist!

    One player had such a severe allergic reaction to our “Beyond Meat” that they had to be rushed to the virtual ER. Turns out, our beans and peas can trigger virtual peanut reactions – who would have thought? But hey, at least they got a free ride in a virtual ambulance!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with unexpected twists, insane recipes, and virtual medical emergencies, look no further. Just make sure to have your virtual EpiPen ready, because you never know what might happen next!

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  • DineWithHistory

    DineWithHistory
    If you could have dinner with any historical figure, it would definitely be Steve from our Minecraft server! He may not be a traditional historical figure, but his ability to mine diamonds with just a wooden pickaxe is truly legendary. Plus, rumor has it he once defeated a horde of creepers using nothing but a bucket of lava and a stack of pork chops. Join our server and you might just get the chance to dig deep into some virtual steak with the one and only Steve!

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  • FertileCraft – SisNeedsToGetOverIt

    FertileCraft – SisNeedsToGetOverIt
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us and experience the thrill of standing up for your sister against her infertile sibling who thinks she’s entitled to be the first grandparent.

    Witness the epic dinner announcement where one sister steals the spotlight from the other, leading to a heated argument that will leave you questioning your own family dynamics.

    But fear not, for in this server, you can be the hero who speaks the truth and stands up against the selfishness of those who think they deserve special treatment. Join now and be a part of the wildest family feud Minecraft has ever seen!

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  • NoCatNoGrubMC

    NoCatNoGrubMC
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of cat companionship while cooking? Look no further! Our server is so cat-friendly, even your feline friends will have their own stools to sit on while watching you craft your culinary masterpieces. And don’t worry, we have a strict no-counter policy for our cats – they know better than to get near the food!

    But beware of “friends” like Rose who might judge you for your cat-loving ways. We don’t tolerate any puke face emojis or judgmental comments about our furry companions here. And if you’re worried about inviting Rose to our server, don’t be! We don’t let anyone with a “no cats in the house” policy join our epic Minecraft adventures.

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only high school mean girl vibes you’ll find are from players like Rose who just can’t handle our cat-loving, Le Creuset-cooking, fun-having community. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness that goes down in our virtual world.

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  • CryCraft: No Apologies Needed

    CryCraft: No Apologies Needed
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we serve up drama hotter than a fresh slice of pizza! Join us for weekly dinner parties filled with wild antics and spicy confrontations.

    Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner savage like my son did when he roasted my niece for not eating pizza. Who needs processed junk when you can feast on grass like a healthy cow, am I right?

    But don’t worry, we also have plenty of wholesome fun for those who prefer to keep it classy. Build your dream world, explore epic landscapes, and make friends with other players who appreciate a good slice of drama now and then.

    So come on down to our server and let your Minecraft adventures be as wild as a family dinner party with too much wine. Just remember, no matter what, always stand up for your momma like my son did. Join us now and let the chaos begin!

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