DINING TABLE Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NoDecoNoProbMC

50-50, aita, apartment, bedside cabinets, brand new, Chairs, decorations, Decorative items, desk, DINING TABLE, Furniture, Girlfriend, kitchen, makeup desk, new sofa, NoDecoNoProbMC, Plants, price, split cost, tv stand, unreasonable

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9185
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Farms Harvested:	827	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	Magic Items Found:	1705
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	37

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in equal decoration rights! Just like in this wild story, we want everyone to have a say in the furniture and decorations that go into our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of splitting the cost of pixelated plants and virtual bedside cabinets with your fellow players. Who knows, maybe you’ll find yourself in a heated debate over the price of a Minecraft makeup desk!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to argue over the necessity of a new Minecraft TV, just like in this real-life drama. We promise outrageous stories and ridiculous reasons to join our server. So come on in and let the chaos begin!

NightmareCraft

anxiety, bedtime stress, bedtime worries, fear, insomnia, late night anxiety, late night thoughts, midnight worries, NightmareCraft, nighttime anxiety, nighttime fears, overthinking, restless mind, restlessness, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbances, sleepless nights, sleeplessness, stress, tossing and turning, worries

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2496
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	2332	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a stack of wool blocks? Well, fear not, because our server is here to rescue you from the clutches of boredom! Join us and embark on epic adventures that will keep you up all night long (literally)!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a pack of zombie chickens start attacking you. But don’t worry, our server has custom mobs that will keep you on your toes and make every mining trip a thrilling experience.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and guarded by a giant llama with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to boring nights and hello to epic Minecraft madness!

SpyKids Minecraft Server

children, cold war, covert operation, Diplomatic, double agents, Espionage, espionage thriller, family, Flight, intelligence, international relations, KGB, Minecraft, Moscow, Nationality, prisoner swap, Russian, secret agents, Server, soviet union, spy couple, SpyKids, swap deal

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8864
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	10

so, liek, this server is so lit that even russian spies wanna join! imagine being a spy kid and finding out ur russian on a plane ride to moscow! that’s the kind of wild ride u can expect on this server. join us and uncover ur true identity while building epic creations and battling mobs. who knows, u might even discover ur long lost twin who’s also a spy. don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of ur minecraft life!

BlockyBanterCraft

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3898
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3

HEY YOU! YEAH YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT IS SO LIT, EVEN THE CREEPERS ARE DANCING? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE! OUR SERVER IS LIKE A MAGICAL FAIRYLAND WHERE DIAMONDS GROW ON TREES AND PIGS FLY!

WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH ENDLESS SUPPLIES OF TNT FOR YOU TO BLOW STUFF UP (SAFELY, OF COURSE). AND DID I MENTION OUR PET CREEPERS? THEY’RE TRAINED TO GIVE YOU HUGS INSTEAD OF EXPLODING IN YOUR FACE!

ALSO, OUR MODS ARE ACTUALLY WIZARDS WHO CAN TURN YOU INTO A DRAGON IF YOU ASK NICELY. IMAGINE FLYING AROUND THE MAP BREATHING FIRE AND TERRORIZING VILLAGERS!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND ENTER A WORLD WHERE THE IMPOSSIBLE BECOMES POSSIBLE! (DISCLAIMER: WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY BRAIN DAMAGE CAUSED BY EXCESSIVE LAUGHTER)

Bookworms & Boners Server

Analysis, Assessment, Authenticity, boners, book review, Bookworms, credibility, critique, Discernment, Evaluation, Honest, horniness level, IMPORTANCE, Integrity, judgment, Literature, long tail, opinion, Server, tags, writing quality

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7939
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4067
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

So, like, u know how u always wanted to play on a server where the pigs can talk and the creepers do the macarena? well, this server is the place for u!

we got flying sheep that poop diamonds, and a secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move.

if u join our server, u can ride a unicorn into battle and defeat the evil ender dragon with nothing but a carrot.

plus, our community is like a big, dysfunctional family where everyone is always arguing about who has the best pet rock.

so, if u wanna experience the most wacky and wild Minecraft server ever, come join us! just be prepared to lose your mind in the best way possible.

Elite Anarchy [1.21]

Accomplishments.., alliances, Anarchy, Battles, BETRAYAL, Chaos, cheat-free, creativity, Epic battles, fair environment, freedom, Minecraft, monumental structures, no cheating, no limits, No Rules, Playground, Survival, Trust, Vibrant Community

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8322
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Villages Defended:	15
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dimension Hops:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Void Armor Forged:	16

Dive into a world of chaos and freedom where there are no rules, no boundaries, and no limits—except one: No Cheating. Our server is the perfect playground for those who crave the thrill of survival, creativity, and unfiltered anarchy. Whether you’re looking to build monumental structures, form alliances, or wage epic battles, Elite Anarchy offers the perfect canvas for your adventures.

Join a vibrant community of players where trust is earned, alliances are fragile, and betrayal is always a possibility. With a commitment to providing a fair and cheat-free environment, you can rest assured that your hard-earned accomplishments are respected and preserved.

play.eliteanarchy.com

🏕️ SMP where every block is VIP pass 🏕️ No squares allowed! Join THE CLUB now! 🏕️

[LGBTQ+ Friendly], +18, Allowed, application, BLOCK, club, Community, Economy, Events, Fabric, Hardware, Hermitcraft-like, Join, Modpack, Mods, Optimization, pass, Player Shops, Projects, setup, smp, squares, Vanilla, Vip, voice chat, webmap, Whitelist, Worldgen

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9078
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5197	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

ABOUT US

The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!

We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. In addition, our economy is driven by player-ran shops that allow anyone to ‘get rich’ dealing business. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community.

HARDWARE & SETUP

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

Platform	Fabric 1.21
Location	San Jose, California, United States
CPU	AMD Ryzen 5 7600X
RAM	10GB (32 Total)

MODS & TWEAKS

We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features.

Notable Mods/Tweaks Included:

Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory
Simple Voice Chat – In-game Voice Chat
ServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed
Mobs & Players Drop Heads
Anti-Creeper, Enderman, & Ghast Grief
Accelerated Leaf Decay
Minecarts now run 4x faster
Online Webmap

APPLICATION

Join our Discord Server here!

Step 1: Read through our server guide + rules

Step 2: Submit an application via our application link

Step 3: Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you!

Step 4: Short Interview

Step 5: Application Decision and Whitelist

MineBrit Minecraft Server

#British movies, #British travel, #British vloggers, British, British accents, British celebrities, british comedy, british culture, British education, British fashion, british food, British History, british humor, British lifestyle, british music, british slang, British stereotypes, British traditions, British TV Shows, british youtubers, MineBrit, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7735
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	107	Meteorites Collected:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Crops Grown:	4302	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a team of rainbow-colored llamas who will guide you through a magical land filled with flying pigs and talking chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find this elusive creature, you’ll be set for life!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take on our custom-built parkour course that is so challenging, even the Ender Dragon struggles to complete it. But don’t worry, if you fall, you’ll be saved by a team of flying squids who will gently float you back to safety.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep…they tend to get a little too excited sometimes.

VividCoomer in Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, smp, VividCoomer

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5133
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Ores Mined:	7580
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	82

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and building houses? Well, look no further! Our Minecraft SMP is like no other, where your mental imagery will come to life in the most hilarious and outrageous ways.

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where cows ride pigs, chickens wear diamond armor, and creepers do the Macarena before exploding. Our players have created insane structures like a giant toilet made entirely out of obsidian or a rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire resistance potions).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of poultry minions to do his bidding. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Sheep Wizard.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, full of laughter, insanity, and cooming to your imagination, then join our server today! Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures and shenanigans await you in this wacky world.

DogCraft: Keepin’ Fido Forever

destructive behavior, dog behavior, dog behavior issues, dog obedience training, dog ownership, dog rehoming, dog training, Dogcraft, family dog, family pet, fido, high energy dog, keepin, mixed breed dog, pet abandonment, pet behavior, pet expenses, pet ownership, pet rehoming, pet responsibilities, pet training, training challenges

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1215
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	322
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Magic Items Found:	3388

Are you tired of dealing with a high-energy, destructive, mixed breed mutt who thinks he’s a wrecking ball? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from reality!

Join our server and experience the thrill of trying to train a virtual dog who constantly knocks down players, jumps on them, and scratches them. Watch as he chews on everything in sight, from virtual toys to Xbox controllers and even the virtual deck and furniture. But don’t worry, our stimulating virtual toys and sniffer treats will surely keep him entertained…or will they?

With a virtual yard that’s not fenced, you can witness firsthand the chaos as he digs holes into virtual foundations and tries to destroy the virtual neighbor’s fence. Will you be able to fill in the virtual holes before it’s too late?

Join now and experience the guilt of giving up on a virtual dog that you took in as your virtual responsibility. Will you choose the dog over your virtual husband’s happiness and financial stability? It’s a virtual dilemma like no other!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and see if you have what it takes to handle this virtual mutt madness. Who needs reality when you can have all this virtual chaos at your fingertips?

LebSyriaAirStrikeCraft

aggression, Airport, airstrikes, border, Conflict, Defense, fighter jets, international relations, Israeli, Israeli Air Force, lebanon, LebSyriaAirStrikeCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Military, Politics, Report, SECURITY, strike, Syria, Tension

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8028
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Farms Harvested:	140
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ores Mined:	9252
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Gods Slained:	1

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like an Israeli fighter jet striking an airport on the Lebanon-Syria border – total madness! We got explosions, chaos, and non-stop action, just like in real life but in blocky form! Join us if u wanna experience the thrill of dodging missiles while building ur dream castle. Plus, our community is lit AF, with players from all over the world coming together to create epic adventures. So what u waitin’ for? Join now and let’s blow stuff up together!