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dining etiquette

  • PhlegmFreeTableCraft

    PhlegmFreeTableCraft

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    The Phlegm Dynasty: Welcome to the Gaggle of Gloom!

    Introduction: Welcome, brave soul, to the server where incoherence reigns supreme and every cough echoes through the deep caverns of existential dread! You’ve tread across a threshold into a realm where spatters of sputum become the currency of chaos and levity dances with despair. Forget logic—this is where satirical phlegm meets the supernatural. Are you ready to embrace the festering absurdity?


    Features / Mechanics:

    Embark on a Snot-So-Smooth Adventure!

      • Sneeze-Resistant Armor: Made from the invisible fabric of ignored grievances. Wearing it makes you immune to being called "selfish" while simultaneously attracting unsolicited drama!

      • Coughing Caves: Enter labyrinthine tunnels filled with echoing "ahem"’s and snickering specters. They feed off your discomfort and reward you with ‘Phlegm Points’—that vanish the moment you earn them!

      • Table of Torment: This enchanted picnic table magically collects tissues! Leave your semi-digested complaints here. But BEWARE—what happens at the table may haunt your dreams!
    Tissues Effect
    1 "That’s your fault!" x10
    2 "You should feel guilty."
    3 "What’s wrong with you?"

    In-Game Legends:

    Whispers tell of a Spitting Specter that roams the virtual halls, judged by the complaints of its predecessors. Should you confront it, be ready for an existential crisis wrapped in a tissue of regret!


    Testimonials from Uncertain Players:

      • “I came for the building, stayed for the craft of misery!” – NauseatedPlayer420
      • “Joining the server was like visiting an ex’s wedding—awkward, painful, and filled with too many tissues.” – ConflictedInMinecraft

    Warnings:

      • This server has been banned in several dimensions (possibly for vulgar use of digital mucus) and whisper rumors that your soul may be moderately affected.

      • Join at Your Own Risk: Gamers have disappeared into the depths of the Phlegm Abyss—forever pondering their choices or melting into digital goo!

    Secret Features:

    They say if you collect three bottles of snot and perform the ritualistic chicken dance in-game, you might unlock the Server of Secrets—a place where logic dissolves, and nonsense reigns.*


    FAQ:

      • Q: Why does it smell like cough syrup here?

        • A: Smells are merely a manifestation of your repressed complaints. Embrace it!
      • Q: Can I file a complaint against other players?
        • A: Complaints only open a portal to deeper chaos. Proceed with caution or, better yet—just don’t.

    The Call to Action:

    So, what are you waiting for? Step beyond the veil of reason, join our chaotic cult of the absurd, and unleash your pent-up grievances! Join now, but be warned: you may find laughter intertwined with the unsettling taste of regret. The Gaggle of Gloom beckons… dare you step forward?

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  • Shhh! It’s a Minecraft Server

    Shhh! It’s a Minecraft Server

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    ✨ Welcome to the Chaos Cave Minecraft Server! ✨

    Server Description

    Have you ever tasted the color orange? Neither have we! Dive into a realm where the pigs moonlight as dragons and the trees sing lullabies at 3 AM! Join us, as we explore endless realms of sandwiches, and remember: your beacon of hope will sometimes look like a slice of cheese! 🧀

    Features Table

    Feature Description
    Floating Cacti Defy gravity! Watch as evil rubber ducks judge your building skills while you float.
    Invisible Lava It’s not really lava if you can’t see it! Just don’t stand still.
    Zombie Baristas Need coffee? Let the undead brew your nightmares! They accept human souls as tips.
    Time Warp Zones Lose an hour of your life, gain a spoon. No context necessary!
    Endless Dungeon of Lost Socks Find your missing socks while battling sentient dust bunnies!

    Player Reviews

    “This server turned my cat into a block of cheese—never been prouder!”

    “I joined expecting crafting, but all I got were tap-dancing creepers.”

    “Can we talk about the existential crisis I had when I realized my avatar is just a sandwich?”

    “I ran into a wall of tacos and it told me my future!”

    Cryptic Message

    As you traverse through the Chaos Cave, remember this: the shadows whisper secrets of the void, but only the brave who wear hats made of spaghetti can truly understand them. Don’t look behind you; the blenders are watching.

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  • "Minecraft Server: Chew & Brew!"

    "Minecraft Server: Chew & Brew!"

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    Welcome to the Infamous ChewCraft Disco Zone!

    Are you ready to dive into the dimension of absurdity where misophonia reigns supreme and pig squeals echo like the laughter of angels? Join our server where the laws of reality are flipped upside down and the only thing more palpable than the rodents on your keyboard is the sense of sheer bewilderment! Get your emeralds ready; the pickle trees are thriving!

    Server Features You Didn’t Ask For!

    Feature Description
    Invisible Walls Perfect for claustrophobic freedom! There’s just enough room to breathe, but not enough to escape!
    ACIDIC COWS They moo in binary and will melt your shoes. Great for decoration!
    Unlimited High Fives Surprise! They disappear after you touch them! But only if you wear socks!
    Exploding Apples Caution: delicious but very rude. They tell you your secrets at 3 AM!
    Mandatory Singing Players must harmonize without breathing. Care to join the symphony of chaos?
    Teleporting Extra Fish Ever wanted fish to pop in and out of existence? We got it! Try to catch them before they vanish!

    Player Reviews of Madness:

    “They said the pie was a safe word, but I only found glue!”

    “Why are my toenails singing on Sundays? I just wanted cookies!”

    “If the trees could talk, they’d demand tea with a side of frolicking squirrels…”

    “Help! My pickaxe is doing the Macarena and refuses to mine!”

    Join Us or Else!

    Gather your enchanted eggs and leap into the pandemonium of adventure, where reason takes a vacation and you might just find yourself eating spaghetti while riding a flaming llama through a literal wormhole. Don’t fear the lopsided mushrooms nor the dancing shadows, for every step here will lead you to an unforeseen existential dilemma!

    WARNING: Do not forget your snorkel while harvesting emotions; the Gummy Bear King is no friend to the timid. Bring your sanity or kiss it goodbye!

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  • SnackAttackAITA_Minecraft

    SnackAttackAITA_Minecraft

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    💥 Welcome to "Fries of Fury: The Server That Eats You!" 🍟

    Ever felt the creeping sensation in your blocky bones that reality is spiraling? Welcome to a server where social awkwardness transmutes into chaotic creation! Here, we’ll unravel the tapestry of existence one fry at a time—and you might end up swallowed whole by the abyss of your own virtual fatphobia.

    What’s This Twisted Realm? 👁️👁️

    Fries of Fury is not just a server; it’s a dimension-bending, fry-loving utopia that discards societal norms like stale bread. Here, the avatars talk, laugh, and feast—while you desperately try to navigate the absurdity of it all. Join your comrades who are equally baffled by the cosmic implications of a side of fries. Your choices lead to mind-bending consequences—better mind your words, or you’re just an appetizer!

    Key Features of the Chaos 🍔🔮

    Feature Description
    Fries-ception Dive deep into an endless pit of fries. Literally.
    Confrontational Crafting Build counterarguments as you craft armor. ☠️💬
    Eat, Pray, Slay Overcome emotional baggage by devouring mobs.
    Blocky Banter RSVP for weekly open-mic nights—where the jokes bite back!
    Rude Awakening Players can hurl insults and cacophonous laughter! 🎤

    Testimonials from Wandering Souls 🤪

      • “I joined the server, and now snacks are my only friends!”Anonymous in a bathroom stall
      • “After one session here, I found myself defending my fries against my own reflection. This isn’t just gaming; it’s a lifestyle.”Mysterious Player

    Controversial Origins 🔍

    Rumor has it this server was banned in 12 countries for aggression against fast food. The truth? Those fries hold ancient powers capable of opening portals to other dimensions, and they’re not sharing with the mainstream media! Why were fries featured in discussions of existential dread? What fries off this philosophy? Nobody knows, but don’t question your hunger—they might just be in your head, watching.

    Warnings & Side Effects 🚨

      • You may find yourself rage-predicting your mates’ midnight snack choices.
      • Excessive laughter may summon the Potato God.
        • (Fair warning: Worshipping said deity may lead to unspeakable greasy chaos.)

    Secret Features 💫

      • The Fry Whisperer: Unlock the ability to converse with anyone about fries on a metaphysical level.
      • Temporary Insanity Mode: Voice chat turns into chaotic debates, and who needs a cohesive theme when you’ve got fries to discuss?

    Join Now, But Do You Dare? 🥴👾

    This isn’t just a server; this is a soul-culinary expedition into madness! Click to join, but remember—a morsel of disrespect could trap you in endless fries-laden purgatory. Check your inhibitions at the door—your survival depends on the courage to eat fries in a world of chaos.

    Frequently Asked Questions (That Don’t Matter) ❓

      • Q: Is there a maximum amount of fries I can consume?

        • A: No. Embrace the chaos! Binging might literally open portals.
      • Q: What if I face backlash from the Potato God?
        • A: Good luck explaining your life choices!

    So, come on down and thrust yourself into the Fries of Fury experience—where existential dread and golden fries collide! Will you be the hero or the punchline? 🍟✨

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  • Remake My Takeout Craft

    Remake My Takeout Craft

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    The Unholy Order of Pickled Catastrophe: A Minecraft Server to Die For

    Join Us, If You Dare…

    Step into the warped reality of The Unholy Order of Pickled Catastrophe, where your taste buds may never recover, and the fabric of culinary reality is chiseled into bricks of unending absurdity! In this chaotic realm, the line between delicious and diabolical is thinner than a pickle slice, and your every in-game choice echoes through the hollow specters of takeout-related trauma.

    The Indispensable Truth:

    A Burger with No Pickles. The existential battle between fantastic flavors and the malign specter of condiment choices flows like the rivers of lava from the Nether. Here’s a shocking revelation: pickles are lurking without an invitation! Dare you confront them?

      • Ranch Dip or Ranch Dread? Up for a dip? Rethink that decision! Ranch is not just a condiment; it’s the anguished scream of the overfished sauce, yearning for recognition amongst the melee of culinary chaos. Or is it simply placebo, sustaining a delusion that makes players forget the horrors of previous meals?

    Features of the Server:

    Feature Description
    Pickle-Pocalypse Mechanic Every bite taken may summon pickles from the depths of your worst nightmares.
    Ranchy Rift Activation Unleash ranch dressing upon unsuspecting mobs, creating a ranch-field of doom.
    The Strange Customer Inquiry NPCs will question your choices, casting doubt on your very existence.
    Malicious Meal Remake Ritual Players have access to the TRIAL OF FRIES, where mistakes are ceremonially addressed.

    Conspiracies Embedded Within:

      • Are you allergic to success—or just pickles? The admin team may spiral into confusion. Check your prior fluctuation of cravings; perhaps they hold the key to an undiscovered plot—each meal is a puzzle of reality itself!

    In-Game Legends:

    The Burger that Cannot Be Remade: Some say it was crafted by the ancients whose onion rings weep for the ranch that was never poured. They warned of a day when misorders would flood the realms, leading to pandemonium and existential despair!

    Testimonials from the Frayed Edges of Sanity:

    "I ordered steak and received whispers of pickles—totally mind-blowing!"

      • Player2389

    "My burger transcended dimensions, but I’m pretty sure it had pickles—what do I do now!?"

      • Confused Enchilada

    Frequently Questioned Realities:

      • Q: Why are pickles so pervasive on this server? A: Perhaps… they are a direct manifestation of your fears. Or more simply, they’re just really popular.

      • Q: What happens if I anger the ranch? A: You may find yourself drowning in ranch-themed lava, or worse, served outside the safe zones with subpar condiments!

    Join Now, If You Dare—But Beware!

    The Unholy Order of Pickled Catastrophe is not just a server; it’s an experience akin to consuming a cursed burger during a solar eclipse. Euphoria and terror await every player as they wander through a landscape of fast-food phantoms and psychic condiment confrontations!

    Will you conquer your taste bud demons, or will you too succumb to the terrible tyranny of disassembled meals? Welcome to the abyss, order your destinies… and wear an anti-pickle amulet, just in case. This isn’t just a game; it’s a culinary trial by fire!

    Your fate awaits!

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  • Hot Food Blowers vs Hashafashsha Chewers

    Hot Food Blowers vs Hashafashsha Chewers

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    Yo, dis server be da bomb diggity, like a creeper exploding in yo face but in a good way, ya know? We got pigs flying, chickens doing the cha-cha, and cows breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

    Join us if you wanna ride a llama into battle, wear a pumpkin on yo head for protection, and build a house out of diamonds just because you can. We got a secret underground club where all the villagers party like it’s 1999, and a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether faster than you can say “Ender Dragon.”

    So come on down to our wacky world of wonder and weirdness, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just remember to blow on your food before you eat it, or else you might end up like Steve after a TNT mishap. Peace out, homies!

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  • PizzaForkNKnifeMinecraftSMP

    PizzaForkNKnifeMinecraftSMP

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    OMG guys, you won’t believe the craziness that goes down on this Minecraft SMP! Like, we have this one player who literally only eats pizza with a fork and knife. Can you imagine? It’s like, who even does that?! But that’s just the tip of the iceberg, we also have players who build giant statues of themselves out of diamonds and ride around on pigs wearing top hats. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing sunglasses. If you want to join in on the wackiness, come on over and join us! It’s a wild ride, I promise you won’t be disappointed.

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  • InLawDinnerDrama

    InLawDinnerDrama

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value your hunger and impatience! Join us for a dining experience like no other, where you can feast on virtual food while chatting with your friends and family.

    Imagine this: you’re in the middle of a delicious meal when suddenly, your in-laws or siblings decide to drop by unannounced. Don’t worry, on our server, you can continue eating without any judgment! In fact, we encourage it.

    No need to pause your game or hide your hunger, because here, we celebrate your love for food and gaming. So come join us and show off your eating skills while navigating through our crazy Minecraft world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a hidden food dungeon filled with tasty treats!

    Don’t be a hungry, impatient asshole in real life – be one in Minecraft instead!

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  • Nugget Dino Cafe

    Nugget Dino Cafe

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    join our epic minecraft server where we turn chicken into dino nuggets and ketchup into a gourmet sauce fit for kings.

    we have a secret underground base where we ride pigs into battle against evil zombie villagers who are trying to steal our precious diamonds.

    if you join our server, you will be granted the power to shoot lasers from your eyes and fly on a magical unicorn across the pixelated skies.

    build your own castle made entirely of cheese and defend it against hordes of creepers with exploding watermelon cannons.

    come join the madness and chaos of our server, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many sugary snacks).

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  • Pinterest SMP – Do Any Of You Use Pinterest? Would You Ever Show Yours To Anyone…

    Pinterest SMP – Do Any Of You Use Pinterest? Would You Ever Show Yours To Anyone…

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is like a Pinterest board on steroids! We’ve got more creativity and inspiration than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at.

    Join us for a wild ride through the world of Minecraft where every build is a masterpiece and every player is a crafting genius. Show off your Pinterest-worthy creations to your fellow players and prepare to be amazed by the sheer talent and ingenuity on display.

    But beware, not everything is as it seems on our server. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and mysterious creatures. Will you be brave enough to explore its depths and uncover its secrets?

    So come on, join us on the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who needs Pinterest when you’ve got a server like this?

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  • Fanart Carry Minecraft Server

    Fanart Carry Minecraft Server

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where anime characters are carried by their fanart like they’re on a magic carpet ride! Join us for a wild adventure through pixelated landscapes filled with waifus and husbandos galore.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden chest filled with rare fanart of their favorite anime character. Legend has it that this fanart had magical powers that granted the player unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of players who have mastered the art of building giant anime statues that come to life at night and protect the land from creepers and zombies. Join us and become a part of this epic quest to save the world with the power of anime fanart!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and let the anime characters carry you to victory!

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  • ”Minecraft SMP – /ftt/ – Fapping Together Thread”

    ”Minecraft SMP – /ftt/ – Fapping Together Thread”

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the true art of fapping and schlickin’! Our server is the perfect place to share your lewds and discuss all things related to getting your freak on.

    Join us and become part of our legendary Queen of the Milfs Edition, where players compete to be crowned the ultimate milf hunter in the virtual world.

    But beware, rumors say that there is a secret hidden dungeon filled with enchanted toys and potions that will enhance your fapping skills to a whole new level. Only the bravest and most skilled players dare to enter and claim their reward.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft SMP and let’s get fapping together!

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  • Random Box

    Random Box

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    Come have fun with us, invite your friends to the server so that little by little we become more and more little people…

    pay2.vyxtersv.com:35606

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  • ✅ MOBS, NEW BLOCKS, POPULAR INMINE SERVER ✅ Minecraft server

    ✅ MOBS, NEW BLOCKS, POPULAR INMINE SERVER ✅ Minecraft server

    New Minecraft Servers

    InMine is the best Minecraft server on your phone!

    You ask why?

    We have implemented many vanilla systems, new blocks, a lot of cool systems for the game, for example: clans, mini-games, auto-mine, privates, warps, homs, pumping system, player stores, battle pass and more!

    More than 1 million players chose us! The highest quality project where technical support will solve any of your questions!

    And from us you have a small bonus in the form of a cool VIP privilege for 7 days using the promo code – /like

    We are waiting for you:

    Address: inmine.ru

    Port: 19132

    Version: 1.16-1.20 (up to the newest)

    i.inmine.su:19132

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  • DILF’s Craft Minecraft Server

    DILF’s Craft Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky Wednesday edition where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally)!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was greeted by a talking chicken who led them on a quest to find the elusive Golden Carrot of Destiny. Along the way, they battled evil llamas, rode on the backs of flying sheep, and even had a dance-off with a zombie. And guess what? They found the Golden Carrot and became the ruler of the server, with all the power and glory that comes with it.

    But that’s not all! On our Wednesday edition, you can also participate in our weekly “Build Battle Royale” where players compete to build the most outrageous structures using only dirt and cobblestone. The winner gets a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire and can fly you to the moon and back.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Wednesday edition and experience Minecraft like you’ve never seen it before. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

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  • How Many Tonight Minecraft SMP

    How Many Tonight Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a few explosions (accidental, of course).

    We have a thriving community of players who are always up for a good time. From building massive castles to pranking your friends with TNT traps, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the legendary PvP battles that happen every full moon – it’s like watching a real-life gladiator match, but with pixelated swords.

    But the real reason you should join our SMP? The secret underground disco club hidden beneath spawn. That’s right, we’ve got a dance floor, DJ booth, and even a bar serving virtual cocktails. You haven’t lived until you’ve busted a move in our glowstone-lit dance party.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join us tonight and let the madness begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll fit right in.

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  • ScuzCraft

    ScuzCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a fresh Minecraft experience? Join our Java-only server, where we’ve just expanded our map for new kingdoms! Build your empire, explore a world connected by a sprawling road network, complete with large cities, vast ruins, a developed Spawn City, and various other wonders. Our main purpose is a hybrid form of factions pvp where we engage in epic wars between our bred Dog Armies, which serve as the “Soldiers” of our server. Our server features a beautifully crafted spawn area, a vibrant modern city, and ancient ruins in progress for you to discover.

    We’re currently focused on growing the eastern map, so if you’re up for the challenge, now’s the perfect time to claim your space and make your mark. Prove yourself, and we’ll help you secure your kingdom’s borders to protect your lands during times of peace. The first 3 dedicated players to join will be given their own Kingdoms outright, so join fast! After this players will have to work their way up all on their own.

    Our server uses clanwars, shops, and worldguard (in peacetime). We are pretty lax about rules, but we ask that you at least build something and contribute to the server and our wars. Griefing is allowed during war so make sure to protect your homeland at all costs!

    Take a look at our Dynmap—you’ll be hooked. Come join the adventure!

    Dynmap: http://scuzcraft.xyz:8123/?worldname=world&mapname=surface&zoom=0&x=8934&y=64&z=-7245

    scuzcraft.xyz

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  • Collapse in My Lifetime Minecraft Server

    Collapse in My Lifetime Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a server that will literally keep you on the edge of your seat? Well, look no further because on our server, the world will collapse in your lifetime! That’s right, you better start building your epic creations now because who knows when the world will come crashing down around you!

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough excitement for you, how about a treasure hunt where the prize is a diamond-encrusted golden toilet? Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of knowing that at any moment, the world could collapse and your Minecraft dreams could be shattered. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

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  • The Budget Brit in Minecraft SMP

    The Budget Brit in Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, get ready to spice up your life because our SMP is so peppered, your angus won’t know what hit it!

    Join us for epic adventures where you’ll battle giant chickens, ride pigs into battle, and build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks (because why not?).

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of llamas who control the server’s economy, and if you can impress them with your llama dance skills, you’ll be rolling in emeralds in no time.

    So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on the most peppered SMP around. Your angus will thank you!

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