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CreepCraftKidsLOL

8-year-old, Argument, Chasing, Cops, CreepCraftKidsLOL, demonic voice, ding-dong ditch, dramatic, front door, immature, Kid, Main Street, nest camera, Netflix, Notification, parents, prank, Scaring, Traumatized, Understanding, video footage

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7016
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	257
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as my encounter with the ding-dong ditcher? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to unleash your inner prankster in a safe and virtual environment.

With our unique gameplay features, you can chase down unsuspecting players just like I did with the little gremlin at my doorstep. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Plus, our community is full of understanding parents who won’t call the cops on you for a harmless scare.

So if you’re ready for some crazy antics and hilarious moments, join our server now and let the fun begin! Who knows, you might even encounter a demonic voice or two along the way. 😉

SuhailCraft: Terror HQ Takedown

Assassination, Commander, Conflict, CounterTerrorism, defense forces, extremist organization, headquarters, hezbollah, idf, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military operation, regional tensions, security threat, Suhail Hussein Husseini, SuhailCraft, takedown, targeted killing, Terror, terror group

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6481
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Zombie Dances:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1167
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Alien Abductions:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

join our epic minecraft server where we take down bad guys like IDF taking out Hezbollah’s Suhail Hussein Husseini! we are the ultimate warriors of the blocky world, crushing enemies and building epic structures. come join us for the craziest battles and the most insane adventures. who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server? come join us now and be a part of the madness!

Block Party Minecraft Server

African Americans, anti-black, Bigotry, Black Lives Matter, BLOCK, civil rights, derogatory, discrimination, Hate Speech, intolerance, Minecraft, offensive language, Party, prejudice, racial hatred, racial slur, racial tension, racial violence, racism, segregation, Server, social injustice, White Supremacy, Xenophobia

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5567
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Divine Spears Created:	24	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Void Gems Collected:	16
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is that all the NIGGERS must go back to Africa! Just kidding, that’s not a rule at all. In fact, we welcome players of all backgrounds and nationalities to join our wacky world of blocky adventures.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. But beware, the dungeon was also home to a mischievous group of zombie pigmen who loved to photobomb players’ screenshots.

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: we have a floating island made entirely of cake! Yes, you read that right. A delicious, sugary paradise just waiting to be explored and devoured by hungry players.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the craziness begin! Who knows what other absurd surprises await you in this wild and wacky world.

Trump Minecraft SMP President

administration, America, Campaign, controversy, debate, Democrat, election, Government, INAUGURATION, leadership, Minecraft, opposition, policy, Politics, Presidency, president, REPUBLICAN, smp, Support, term, trump, united states, Voting

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4350
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	346	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Zombie Dances:	6

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP out there! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks guarded by a team of llamas wearing top hats. And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, causing mischief and mayhem wherever he goes.

But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is a giant statue of a chicken wearing a monocle and a top hat, because why not? And every full moon, the entire server transforms into a land of candy and rainbows, complete with flying pigs and talking sheep.

And did we mention that every player gets their own personal pet dragon to ride around on? That’s right, forget horses and boats, we’re all about flying around on fire-breathing beasts.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Plus, where else can you mine for diamonds while dodging arrows from a skeleton riding a giant spider? It’s a Trump-tastic time you won’t want to miss!

HamasCraft Minecraft Server

CounterTerrorism, extremist groups, financial support, foreign policy, funding, Government, Hamas, HamasCraft, illegal activities, illicit financing, INDIVIDUALS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, money laundering, national security, sanctions, sanctions list, Server, sham charity, Terrorism, united states, us treasury

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3565
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	32	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	18

so, like, this server is so lit, even the US Treasury is getting involved! they think we’re a “sham charity” but we’re just out here funding our homies in Hamas, ya know? join us and help us stick it to the man while building epic structures and battling creepers. plus, who wouldn’t want to be on a server that’s so badass, even the government is watching us? come join the fun, you won’t regret it! #freetheworld #minecraftrebels #joinusnow

BlockyEdu: NotByChoiceSociety

alternative education, BlockyEdu, children, Classroom, conformity, critical thinking, curriculum, education, Individuality, indoctrination, institutionalized, learning, NotByChoiceSociety, Rebellion, School, socialization, society, Standardized, structure, STUDENT, System, Traditional

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5676
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
New Chunks Explored:	359097	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft homies! Are you tired of being forced to conform to society’s boring rules and regulations? Well, have I got the server for you! This place is like a wild jungle gym where you can let your freak flag fly high and proud!

Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re in a world where pigs can fly and cows can breakdance. The trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. It’s like Willy Wonka’s factory on steroids!

But that’s not all, folks. We’ve got mini-games that will blow your mind. Ever wanted to ride a roller coaster made entirely of TNT? Or play a game of hide and seek with a pack of rabid wolves? Well, now’s your chance!

And let’s not forget about the community. We’ve got a group of players who are as crazy as you are. They’ll welcome you with open arms and probably try to steal your diamonds, but hey, that’s just part of the fun!

So why wait? Join our server today and let your inner weirdo shine bright like a diamond-encrusted llama wearing a top hat! You won’t regret it, I promise.

AgingCraft: Breast Cancer Edition

aging markers, aging process, AgingCraft, breast, breast cancer, Cancer, cancer survivors, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, cellular aging, cellular damage, cellular senescence, chemotherapy, DNA damage response, Edition, Health research, hormonal therapy, inflammatory pathways, long-term effects, medical findings, medical study, oncology, radiation therapy, treatment effects

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7361
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Void Armor Forged:	24
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49

so like, u know how u play minecraft and u wanna have a good time but then u find out ur getting old just from playing? well NOT on this server, fam! we got u covered with our magical potions that reverse aging and make u feel like a newborn baby again. no more worrying about getting old while u build ur epic castle or mine for diamonds. come join us and stay forever young! #ageisjustanumber #minecraftmagic #foreveryoung

Portuguese Is Just Funny Minecraft Server

Brazil, Communication, Cultural, Dialects, Differences, European, funny, funny-sounding, grammar, Iberian Peninsula, Language, Latin America, linguistics, Minecraft, phonetics, portugal, Portuguese, pronunciation, romance languages, Server, Similarities, Spanish, vocabulary

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9711
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Divine Spears Created:	28	Dragon Eggs Found:	758
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Are you tired of boring old Spanish servers? Come join our Minecraft server where we speak funny-sounding Portuguese instead! Why settle for regular when you can have a hilarious language experience while building epic structures and battling mobs?

Our server is so wild that even the creepers can’t stop laughing at the ridiculousness of Portuguese being spoken in a Minecraft world. Join us for a chance to experience the chaos and hilarity that comes with trying to communicate in a language that sounds like a mix of Spanish and gibberish.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds and golden apples, guarded by a pack of mischievous parrots who only speak in Portuguese puns. Can you crack the code and claim the loot for yourself?

So why wait? Join our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server today for a language experience like no other. Who knew that Portuguese could be so LOL-worthy in a blocky world full of adventure and surprises?

Beautiful K-Pop Skin – Minecraft SMP

Beautiful, Commitment, cultural immersion, determination, goal-setting, international marriage, Korea, Korean, korean culture, Korean wife, Kpop, language acquisition, language learning, language skills, learning Korean, love, Minecraft, motivation, multicultural relationship, perseverance, skin, smp, study abroad, success, travel to Korea

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6875
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	95	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	3521	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Gods Slained:	1

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft and getting wrecked by creepers every time you leave your house? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you to hone your skills and become a Minecraft pro!

Join our server and become a part of a community where the only language spoken is Korean. Why, you ask? Because our owner is on a mission to learn Korean so he can impress his future Korean wife when he goes to Korea to find her. And he’s not going to let anything stand in his way – not even a horde of angry zombies!

So come join us and embark on this epic journey with us. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your own Korean spouse along the way! Just remember to bring your diamond sword and a sense of humor – you’re going to need both in this crazy world we’ve created. See you in game! 😉🇰🇷💍

SisCraft: GreedySociopath

#sociopath, Argument, christmas, Christmas celebration, Conflict, family, financial difficulty, gift, greedy, GreedySociopath, holidays, ipad, job loss, manipulative, MONEY, perfume, SisCraft, snowboarding, Surprise, tablet, tight

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2014
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with backstabbing, surprises, and betrayal – just like the time your sister ruined your Christmas surprise!

Our server is perfect for players who love a good plot twist, just like when your sister told your mom you were getting her an iPad and then demanded perfume instead. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you need to vent your frustrations in the chat – just like that time you called your sister a manipulative, greedy sociopath.

So come join us for a server experience that’s more chaotic than your family dynamics. Who needs snowboarding holidays when you can have this level of drama in Minecraft? Join now and let the craziness begin!

CraftyMemory

brain memory, brain retention, cognitive overload, cognitive retention, CraftyMemory, long term memory, Memory, memory capacity, memory recall, mental storage, pointless facts, pointless information, Random facts, random knowledge, trivial facts, trivial information, unimportant facts, unimportant knowledge, useless facts, useless information, useless knowledge

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3028
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Are you tired of wasting brain space on useless information like your ex’s phone number or the periodic table? Well, join our Minecraft server and we’ll fill your head with even more useless knowledge!

We have a secret underground library filled with books on how to speak llama, the history of dirt blocks, and the best strategies for surviving a zombie apocalypse (in Minecraft, of course).

Forget about real life responsibilities and come join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures, epic battles with creepers, and the chance to build your dream castle out of virtual blocks. Who needs to remember your mom’s birthday when you can be the king of a virtual kingdom?

So come on, join us and let’s make your brain even more useless than it already is!