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Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 4791 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
Dimension Hops: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 11 |
Picture this: a land where pigs ride on top of creepers, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where the only way to communicate is through interpretive dance. Sound ridiculous? That’s because it is! But that’s what makes our server so special.
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