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Lmaoooo Kleros asked for 0 Minecraft SMP

#0, 0.1%, 4.3 cents, 40M ARB grant program, Arbitrum delegates, ASKED, Bagies., chain, Cycles, Kleros, Kleros-Smellos, lmaoooo, LTIPP council screening period results, Minecraft, PNK bagholders, provides no value, REJECTED, smp, SOLD, wake up call

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6398
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	5720	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Are you tired of being rejected like Kleros asking for a piece of the pie? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP where everyone is welcomed with open arms (unless you’re Kleros, sorry not sorry). Our community is filled with delegates who unanimously agree that you provide ALL the value for our chain, unlike poor Kleros. So come join us and leave those PNK bagholders in the dust, because in our SMP, the only cycles you’ll be counting are the ones you spend building epic structures and trolling your friends. Say goodbye to Kleros-Smellos Bagies and hello to a world of endless possibilities and laughter. Join us now and let’s show Kleros who’s boss!

Combo Club

Adventure, Arena, BUILD, challenge, compete, creeper, Custom Ranks, ender dragon, Explore, Fun, Kits, Mini Games, multiplayer, Nether, Playstyle, PvP, Redstone, skeleton, smp, strategy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5245
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Love Letters Sent:	15	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

A Minecraft SMP PvP server with Arena, Custom Ranks and Kits for the best experience. It was made by two players that wanted some fun playing Minecraft mixed with some PVP and Vanilla playstyle.

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Who’s Dumber? Minecraft Server

Audience, comedian, comedic timing, comedy, comedy routine, Comedy Show, dumb, dumber, Entertainment, entertainment event, entertainment industry, funny, humor, JOKE, LAUGH, Laughter, live performance, Minecraft, Performance, Server, silly, stand up comedy, who’s dumber, Whos

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6823
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of chaos and stupidity! Join us if you want to see players trying to ride pigs off cliffs, building houses out of TNT, and getting into epic battles with chickens armed with diamond swords.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Who’s Dumber?” competition, where players compete in challenges like seeing who can drown themselves the fastest or who can fall into a pit of lava without dying. The winner gets a prize of… absolutely nothing because let’s face it, you’re all losers.

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as dumb and ridiculous as you are? Come join us and embrace the chaos!

Kino Minecraft SMP – Was It Lit?

Analysis, Cinema, cinematography, critique, Entertainment, film, film buff, film lover, Kino, lit, Minecraft, Movie, Movie analysis, Movie Critic, movie night, movie review, opinion, plot twist, reaction, reaction video, review, smp, storytelling

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2033
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who offers to be your guide through the crazy world of our SMP. He’ll take you on quests to find the rarest items, battle against evil mobs, and maybe even teach you how to do the cha-cha slide (yes, even pigs can dance!).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join forces with other players to overthrow his rule and claim the throne for yourself. Just be warned, the Chicken King has a mean peck!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world of wonder and mayhem. And remember, always ask yourself: Was it kino?

Adventure Odyssey

bedrock edition, Bosses, Community, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, Minigames, mmorpg, Mods, Player vs Player, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Realms, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2103
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Minecraft servers offer a diverse range of game modes and gameplay types, which is what sets them apart from one another. Adventure Odyssey is a Minecraft server that offers several types of games and gameplay, including Roleplay, Land Claim, McMMO modes. Adventure Odyssey is a Minecraft Survival Server that specifically serves players using the Java edition of the game. The server aims to provide a friendly and welcoming environment for players to enjoy a balanced and engaging Survival experience.

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⚔️ CubeWix | /FREE | (1.0 – 1.21.41) 🔥 Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, administration, Anarchy, Armor crafts, Bank, Battle of clans, Bed wars, Cases, Casino, Cheats, Clans, commands, CubeWix, donation, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Events, Experience systems, Features, Fly, free, Free Admin, Free Donations, generation, Grief, Griefing, Herobrine, Large Online, Lucky blocks, Magic Items, Minecraft, mobs, Modes, Naruto, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Sky Wars, Survival, Vanilla, Warps, Weddings, Without Anticheat

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3303
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Astral Projections Made:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Hundreds of different commands and unique features.

Unique generation, many warps, custom armor crafts.

Responsive administration, work is being done on the server every day.

Various experience systems, clans, battle of clans.

Many types of cases, magic items.

There are many modes! Bed Wars, Sky Wars, Griefing, Survival (with free donation).

Bank, casino, lucky blocks, transformation into mobs and much, much more!

♥Our IP: play.cubewix.fun

♥Port: 19132

♥Version: Minecraft: 1.0 and higher (ALL VERSIONS)

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Sparkling Zero Minecraft Server

anger, B rank, bullshit, Competitive Gaming, counter play, dumb cunt, Frustration, future gohan, Gaming, ki spammer, lightning surprise, maining, match, Minecraft, online play, RAGE, ROSHI, Server, Sparking, sparkling, video games, z broly, Zero

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4369
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Animals Bred:	181
Votes:	1302	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Void Armor Forged:	30	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Are you tired of getting wrecked by Z Broly ki spammers and dealing with Roshi’s lightning surprise on other servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict “No Z Broly ki spamming” policy and Roshi’s lightning surprise is banned for being too shocking! Join us and main Future Gohan without fear of being countered by cheap tactics. Plus, we have a secret weapon against all those dumb cunts – our very own Super Saiyan Sheep army! Join now for a woolly good time!

Berserk Phase Minecraft SMP

Anime, Band of the Hawk, berserk, Black Swordsman, branded sacrifice, casca, dark fantasy, Demons, eclipse, Golden Age Arc, griffith, guts, kentaro miura, Manga, manga series, Minecraft, phase, Revenge, Skull Knight, smp, Sword of Berserk, traumatic memories, traumatic past

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	754
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Dragons Tamed:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Void Gems Collected:	38
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Villages Defended:	14
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP and relive your Berserk phase in a whole new way! We’ve got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the forests, and even a secret underground lair filled with treasure (guarded by a friendly troll, of course). So grab your diamond sword and get ready to battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches that will leave you laughing and crying at the same time. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a dimension where pigs can fly and creepers do the Macarena. Don’t miss out on the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft experience of your life – join us now!

Revolutionize Minecraft Server

advancement, Alteration, changes, Coming, destiny, Evolution, fate, Inevitable, Metamorphosis, Minecraft, Modification, Progression, revolution, Revolutionize, Server, Shift, soon, transformation, TRANSITION, Unstoppable, upheaval

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3055
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Villages Defended:	13
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Potions Brewed:	135	Farms Harvested:	438
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, get ready for a server that will blow your mind! Join us and witness the epic battle between a giant chicken and a horde of angry villagers. Build your own floating castle made entirely of cheese and ride a rainbow-colored llama into battle against a pack of evil pandas.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the depths of the ocean and discover a hidden underwater city filled with mermaids and treasure chests full of diamonds. Take on the challenge of climbing the tallest mountain in the land, only to find a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the insanity for yourself. Remember, on this server, anything is possible. Just be prepared for the unexpected because soon, everything changes. Nothing can stop what is coming.

Chunky Monkey Minecraft SMP

Candidate, chunky, Democracy, election, fat fuck, Government, Minecraft, MONKEY, political accountability, political campaign, political commentary, political corruption, Political debate, political division, political humor, political responsibility, political rhetoric, Political satire, political system, Politics, smp, Voting, voting for, voting rights

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2826
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	24

Are you tired of playing on boring, vanilla Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they stumbled upon a magical diamond sword that granted them the power to shoot fireballs out of their butt! Yes, you heard that right. Imagine the chaos and hilarity that ensued as this player went around setting everything on fire with their fiery farts.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing llamas who throw epic parties every night. And rumor has it that if you can impress them with your sick dance moves, they will grant you three wishes. Who wouldn’t want to be besties with dancing llamas?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. And remember, don’t vote for the fat fuck, vote for the fun!