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Crafty McCraftface Adventures

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8632
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pixelated madness!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of diamond blocks, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal pet! Our community is full of crazy characters like a talking cow who gives out free diamonds and a zombie who moonwalks while attacking creepers.

But that’s not all! We have exclusive events like a weekly dance party at the Nether disco and a treasure hunt where the prize is a real-life unicorn (Disclaimer: unicorn may not actually exist).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

CraftyN00bs: Where NVfags go to cry

CraftyN00bs, cry, current events, digital age, envy, Frustration, humor, Imagine, internet culture, internet slang, Jealousy, meme, Nevada, NVfag, NVfags, Online Community, online identity, right now, sarcasm, social media, trending, viral, virtual reality

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9599
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	181	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Are you tired of being a boring NVfag in the Minecraft world? Well, look no further because our server is here to save you from your mundane existence! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding rainbow unicorns, and building a castle made entirely of cheese!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds!

So why be a NVfag when you can be a legendary hero on our server? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Crafty Covenants: Where witches brew potions and creepers run scared!

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4745
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	112

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us and experience a world where Bitcoin is the currency of choice and dumb contracts are the norm. Say goodbye to boring old functions and hello to standardized functions that will blow your mind!

But that’s not all – we have a special event where if Biden frees Julian Assange, you’ll receive a special in-game reward that will make you the envy of all your friends. Who knew that politics and Minecraft could mix so well?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of history in the making. Who knows, maybe one day history will mark your decision to join our server as one of the greatest achievements of all time!

Crafty Femcel Adventures: Man-Hunting Edition

Adventures, approaching men, confidence building, Crafty, dating advice, dating tips, Edition, empowerment, FEMCEL, femcels, finding love, How to get a man, ManHunting, Marriage, relationship advice, self esteem, self improvement, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assurance, self-care, self-confidence, Wedding

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6220
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Villages Defended:	15	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Want to level up your flirting skills while also building epic structures? Look no further, because on our server, we have a special quest where you have to approach a player who looks just like you and compliment them in the most outrageous way possible. If you succeed, not only will you gain 1-2 extra points, but you’ll also have the chance to invite them to your virtual wedding in-game! Who knew Minecraft could be so romantic and hilarious at the same time? Join us now and start practicing your pick-up lines for the ultimate Minecraft love story!

CraftyCraft: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6478
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Star Shards Collected:	167

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where we have a history of defeating all the big boys – Nazis, Swedish Empire, Napoleon, NATO, and even America in the Cold War! We even took down Ukraine in 2014 like it was a walk in the park. Russia bows down to our Minecraft skills, so join us and become part of our unstoppable team. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one to conquer the virtual world!

Crafty Shooty Land

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2083
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Towns Built:	4	New Chunks Explored:	386076
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Are you tired of living in a country where you don’t even own the air you breathe? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where you truly own everything you see – from the dirt beneath your feet to the clouds in the sky.

But that’s not all! Our server is a gun-free zone, so you can finally say goodbye to the constant threat of school shootings and gun violence. Who needs a gun when you have a diamond sword, am I right?

Forget about America’s outdated gun culture and join us on a journey to a land where the only thing you need to defend yourself is your quick wit and sharp reflexes. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living your best life – one block at a time!

Blocky Baldies: The Hair-Raising Minecraft Adventure

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2171
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	73	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Are you tired of feeling like your hair is slowly abandoning you like a bad teammate in a game of Fortnite? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and watch your hair magically grow back as you mine and craft your way to victory. Who needs hair growth products when you have diamonds and creepers, am I right? So come join us and say goodbye to balding and hello to blocky adventures!

Gore-tastic Kingdom

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8351
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Dragons Tamed:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building cute little houses and trading resources? Well, look no further because on our server, it’s all about the gore and rekt!

Join us if you want to see epic battles where players fight to the death with nothing but their bare hands and a few rotten potatoes. Witness the most brutal PvP matches where blood is spilled and heads roll (literally).

But that’s not all! We also have a special event called “Goreporn Night” where players can compete in the most gruesome challenges to win rare prizes. From swimming in a pool of lava to hunting down creepers with nothing but a wooden sword, the possibilities are endless (and slightly disturbing).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make your heart race and your stomach churn, come join us! Just remember to leave your sanity at the door.

The Toe-tally Awesome Minecraft Server: Where Feet are the Key to Success!

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9066
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Meteorites Collected:	0
Astral Projections Made:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but blocks and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and of course, the cutest virtual feet you’ve ever seen!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can trade in-game items for pictures of your cousin’s feet! That’s right, forget about diamonds and emeralds, we’re talking about the real currency here!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a toe-tally awesome time!

Russian Bridecraft: Marry Polina in Minecraft!

Bridecraft, Commitment, Cultural differences, DATING, family, foreign bride, future together, international marriage, long distance, love, Marriage, Marry, Minecraft, partner, Polina, relationship, romance, russia, Russian, Russian bride, soulmate, Spouse, traditional values, Wedding

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2096
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can marry Polina from Russia! That’s right, she’s waiting for you in our virtual world, ready to say “I do” in front of all your blocky friends. But be warned, if you don’t treat her right, she might just turn your house into a giant matryoshka doll. So come join us for the chance to find love and adventure in the most unexpected of places. Who knew Minecraft could be so romantic?