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Blockhead Blunders

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4770
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and bland landscapes? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all the crazies out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking sheep. Our server is so insane that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face here.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a journey through a lava-filled cave filled with diamonds and emeralds. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a unicorn grazing in the fields.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a Minecraft experience like no other? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Protein Boosted Rice & Soybeans Server

agriculture, biotechnology, Boosted, CRISPR/Cas9, crop improvement, food security, gene editing, genetic engineering, genetic manipulation, genetic modification, global nutrition, leaf protein, nutrition enhancement, plant science, protein, protein content, researchers, Rice, seed protein, Server, soybeans, sustainable farming, Technology

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7945
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Votes:	8247
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Yo yo yo, come join our lit Minecraft server where we be using CRISPR/Cas9 to make rice and soybeans super protein-packed! Imagine flexing on all them other players with your buffed-up crops, like Hulk but in Minecraft form.

We be on a mission to solve world hunger in the Minecraft universe, one genetically modified plant at a time. Join us and be part of this epic quest to make Minecraft a more nutritious place for all them blocky creatures.

Plus, who wouldn’t wanna brag about having the most swole farm in all of Minecraft? Come flex your farming skills and show off your genetically enhanced crops to the world. Let’s make Minecraft agriculture great again, one gene edit at a time!

Money Cuh Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3862
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Dimension Hops:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Welcome to the most baller Minecraft server out there! Why join? Because we got all the money, honey! While you’re sitting there watching porn all day, we’re out here living our best lives, shopping at the mall, and getting stunna girls left and right. We’re so rich, we beat up broke losers like you on the street every day just for fun. So come join us and level up your style, your bank account, and your love life. Don’t be a dusty, dirty, broke loser – be a baller like us!

”’> Say GGWP Minecraft SMP”’

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3027
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Holy Grails Found:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Are you tired of getting your diamonds stolen in other SMPs? Well, fear not, because in our server, we have a strict no-stealing policy…unless you’re able to outsmart the moderators in a game of hide and seek! That’s right, if you can evade capture for 24 hours, you get to keep all the loot you can carry! But be warned, the moderators are expert hunters with a taste for shiny things. So, if you think you have what it takes to outwit them, come join us and say GGWP to your fellow players…or risk having your money stolen and becoming the laughing stock of the server!

DoggyDestruction Minecraft Server

apartment living, Boundaries, damaged property, dog behavior, dog sitting, dog training, DoggyDestruction, friendship, friendship boundaries, Minecraft, pet accommodations, pet behavior, pet care, pet damage, pet etiquette, pet ownership, pet ownership responsibilities, pet responsibilities, pet sitting, pet sitting boundaries, pet sitting etiquette, Server, setting boundaries

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3297
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	18	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Towns Built:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Farms Harvested:	107	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme just like Max the mischievous Labrador!

Join us if you’re looking for a wild time filled with destruction and mayhem, just like Max tearing through our virtual world. Our server is the perfect place for high-energy players who love to cause a ruckus and leave a trail of destruction in their wake.

Don’t worry about paying for damages here, because in our server, anything goes! Just like Jake brushing off the destruction caused by Max, we encourage you to let loose and unleash your inner chaos without any consequences.

So if you’re ready to join a server where boundaries are meant to be crossed and friendships are tested, come on over and prove that you’re not afraid to be the bad guy. Just like Jake accusing you of not liking his dog, we’ll make sure you never feel alone in your mischief-making ways.

Join us now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where chaos is the only rule!

GrannyCraft: Sorry not Sorry

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8648
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Villages Defended:	14
Divine Spears Created:	27	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	New Chunks Explored:	33512
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where family feuds and passive-aggressive behavior are the norm! Join now for a chance to witness epic battles between in-laws, with the ultimate prize being a coveted family necklace passed down through generations. Will you choose sides and earn the favor of the matriarch, or will you stir the pot and watch chaos unfold? The choice is yours, but remember, on this server, family drama reigns supreme!

BookWormSMP

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5798
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Votes:	9625
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	858

Are you tired of boring old book clubs? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate book club experience! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the only currency is literary knowledge.

Imagine this: you’re wandering through the virtual world, trying to survive the harsh terrain when suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden library filled with enchanted books that give you special abilities. Want to fly like Peter Pan? Just read “Peter Pan” and you’ll be soaring through the skies in no time.

But beware, there are rival book clubs out there who will stop at nothing to steal your precious books. Will you join forces with other players to protect your beloved library, or will you go rogue and become a book thief yourself? The choice is yours in this wacky, book-filled adventure!

So, grab your favorite novel and join us on this wild ride of literary madness. Who knows, you might just discover the book that changes your life forever…or at least gives you superpowers in the game!

BlockyGrinCraft

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3534
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Zombie Dances:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Imagine a Minecraft server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where the creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your friends, and where diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party! Join this server for the chance to ride a llama into battle, build a castle out of candy canes, and befriend a pet dragon who can bake the most delicious cookies you’ve ever tasted. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the laughter and fun never end!

BlockBlastersMC

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8119
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Zombie Dances:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Farms Harvested:	547

Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got da craziest battles like da Hezbollah missile unit chief fighting off Israeli airstrikes in Beirut! It’s like a real life war zone but in Minecraft, bro! Join now and witness the epic showdowns that will blow your mind (literally)! Plus, our community is lit AF and we got the dankest memes this side of the block. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

Crafty Time Zone Frenzy

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4711
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Yo, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like Newfoundland with two special time zones, not one. It’s like, so unique worldwide, just like this server, ya know? Like, our standard time zone is like the cool kid in school, and our daylight savings time zone is like the rebel who skips class to play Minecraft all day. So if u wanna be part of something totally wacko and out of this world, join us now! Plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs in the game, so like, why wouldn’t u wanna be here? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

PixelLove Matchmaking

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4298
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

so, liek, u know how guys be all, “ooh, she hot, i swipe right”? well, dis server is for all da guys who be all about dat physical attractiveness. we got all da hot skins and builds to make u drool.

but wait, ladies, dis server ain’t just for da guys. we got u covered too. we know u be checkin out dem profiles for more den just looks. we got all da resources u need to build ur dream world. u want diamonds? we got diamonds. u want emeralds? we got emeralds. u want dat cute lil piggy? well, we got dat too.

so come join us on dis crazy server where da guys be all about da looks and da gals be all about da resources. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.