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DumbSMPChats – Minecraft SMP
OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time, I was mining for diamonds and a creeper came out of nowhere and started breakdancing, it was wild! And then, we had a llama parade through the village and someone accidentally set the whole thing on fire, but it was so lit, literally! Plus, the admin is a talking potato who gives out free enchanted golden carrots every Tuesday. Like, what even is life anymore? You gotta join and experience the madness for yourself, it’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and laughter! #PotatoAdminFTW #LLamaFireParade #MinecraftMadness -
DumbSignsMC SMP
Bro, if you ain’t on this Minecraft server, you might as well be living under a rock like a dumb caveman. This server is like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, where the trees drop diamonds and the pigs wear top hats.Join us if you want to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil llamas, or if you want to build a castle made entirely of cheese. We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night, where the creepers are the best dancers.
If you’re not on this server, you’re missing out on the chance to become best friends with a talking potato and ride a flying pig into the sunset. Don’t be a potato, join us now and become part of the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!
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DumbConvosMC SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all they do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest server out there! Join us if you want to witness the most ridiculous conversations you’ll ever hear in your life. From debating whether creepers are actually misunderstood creatures to discussing the best way to prank your fellow players, our server is a non-stop rollercoaster of hilarity. So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and make memories that will last a lifetime, join us now! -
DumbCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or challenge? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all the dumb-dumbs out there! Join us and prove that you’re the dumbest of them all by completing ridiculous challenges like building a house out of TNT or trying to ride a pig off a cliff.But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. If you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a golden egg that grants you unlimited chicken nuggets for life!
So come on down to our server and show off your inner dumb-dumb. Who knows, you might just be crowned the King of Dummies!
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DumbestMC SMP: Stupid Quotes
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where people actually follow the rules? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Our Minecraft SMP is like a wild west town, but with creepers instead of bandits.Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly being on the run from a gang of evil chickens who have formed a secret society to take over the server. Don’t worry, we also have a team of heroic pigs who are dedicated to protecting players from any harm (unless you forget to feed them, then all bets are off).
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of regular cow patties. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Cow will be granted unlimited riches and power in the game.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!
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ZAMN Doggos Minecraft Server
Are you tired of playing on servers where the inDOGs are so dumb they can’t even find their own tails? Well, look no further because our server is filled with inDOGs so smart they can build their own doghouses out of diamonds! Join us for a woof-tastic time where the inDOGs are the real MVPs.But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered warriors and conquer the land with clucks of glory.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Join forces with them and ride into battle on their fluffy backs as you become the ultimate llama warrior.
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a wild and wacky adventure? Come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the inDOGs are anything but ordinary.
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Steinegames
ip : MC:Steine-Games.de
Steine-Games.de
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Lost Shard
Lostshard is a NON-PAY2WIN, fully survival, PvP server built on a fully custom code. Simple Magic Mana & Stamina Capture Events (Hostility & Havok) Custom MCMMO Skills Insta-eat Karma system (Worthy, Criminal, Murderer) Clans Player-based Economy Plots 1.8 PvP (shields disabled, no hit timer) IP: play.lostshard.club Releases: June 6th, 2pm EST Discord: https://discord.gg/ZHAayh
play.lostshard.club
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Nuetronium Classic
Nuetronium Classic is a small SMP PvE server dedicated to bringing players a seamless and not overwheliming minecraft experience. We have a few custom mobs that roam the caves, easy claims (Using a stick), Silkspawners, Treecapitator, Veinminer, Balanced Kits, Classic style spawn, and more! Join now! NOTE: When the server is down, simply log in to the Lobby (Same IP as server) and do /join NTClassic , then wait a bit and do it again and you will be back on Nuetronium Classic!
ntclassic.minehut.gg
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Olympus skyblock
Welcome to our enchanting realm of Skyblock! 🌌
Embark on a thrilling and challenging adventure in the skies, where the limits of your creativity and survival skills will be put to the ultimate test. Our Skyblock server offers a unique and immersive experience, combining the classic survival gameplay of Minecraft with the excitement of starting on a lonely floating island amidst the clouds.
Upon entering our server, you’ll find yourself stranded on your own personal island, stripped of resources and civilization. Your objective? To build, survive, and thrive! The only way is up, as you transform your humble island into a bustling paradise with a breathtaking view.
Venture to other floating islands, collaborate with other players, and trade to collect valuable resources. Fear not, for we have designed a balanced economy that rewards hard work and dedication. Gather rare items, cultivate farms, and master the art of automation to gain an edge over your fellow skyblockers.
But beware, for the skies can be treacherous. Hostile mobs may spawn on your island, challenging your defenses and tactics. Equip yourself with powerful gear and enchantments, for danger lurks in every corner.
What sets our Skyblock server apart is our active and friendly community. Make new friends, join or create alliances, and participate in server-wide events that will push your skills to their limits. Whether you’re a seasoned skyblock veteran or a newcomer looking for guidance, our community is always ready to lend a helping hand.
Prepare to be amazed by our custom features and plugins, carefully crafted to enhance your skyblock journey. From exciting challenges and quests to rewarding achievements, there’s always something to keep you engaged.
Our dedicated team of staff ensures a smooth and enjoyable experience for all players. We value fairness, transparency, and respect, making our server a welcoming space for everyone to enjoy.
So, what are you waiting for? Take flight in our Skyblock world, where the sky’s the limit and your imagination knows no bounds. Join us now and be a part of an extraordinary skyblock adventure! 🚀🏝️
play.olmypusskyblock.fun