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DumbSignsMC SMP

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6709
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Enchantments Applied:	218
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Bro, if you ain’t on this Minecraft server, you might as well be living under a rock like a dumb caveman. This server is like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, where the trees drop diamonds and the pigs wear top hats.

Join us if you want to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil llamas, or if you want to build a castle made entirely of cheese. We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night, where the creepers are the best dancers.

If you’re not on this server, you’re missing out on the chance to become best friends with a talking potato and ride a flying pig into the sunset. Don’t be a potato, join us now and become part of the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

DumbConvosMC SMP

Absurd, asinine, brainless, Clueless, Conversation, dim-witted, dumb, DumbConvosMC, Foolish, IDIOTIC, ignorant, imbecilic, inane, Ludicrous, moronic, Nonsensical, Ridiculous, SENSELESS, silly, smp, Unintelligent, witless

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9198
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all they do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest server out there! Join us if you want to witness the most ridiculous conversations you’ll ever hear in your life. From debating whether creepers are actually misunderstood creatures to discussing the best way to prank your fellow players, our server is a non-stop rollercoaster of hilarity. So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and make memories that will last a lifetime, join us now!

DumbCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	590
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Animals Bred:	126
Dimension Hops:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Crops Grown:	6830
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Towns Built:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	420
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or challenge? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all the dumb-dumbs out there! Join us and prove that you’re the dumbest of them all by completing ridiculous challenges like building a house out of TNT or trying to ride a pig off a cliff.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. If you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a golden egg that grants you unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

So come on down to our server and show off your inner dumb-dumb. Who knows, you might just be crowned the King of Dummies!

DumbestMC SMP: Stupid Quotes

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1944
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Emeralds Found:	5293
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where people actually follow the rules? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Our Minecraft SMP is like a wild west town, but with creepers instead of bandits.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly being on the run from a gang of evil chickens who have formed a secret society to take over the server. Don’t worry, we also have a team of heroic pigs who are dedicated to protecting players from any harm (unless you forget to feed them, then all bets are off).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of regular cow patties. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Cow will be granted unlimited riches and power in the game.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

ZAMN Doggos Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3042
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	New Chunks Explored:	342124
Dragon Eggs Found:	5866	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	27
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of playing on servers where the inDOGs are so dumb they can’t even find their own tails? Well, look no further because our server is filled with inDOGs so smart they can build their own doghouses out of diamonds! Join us for a woof-tastic time where the inDOGs are the real MVPs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered warriors and conquer the land with clucks of glory.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Join forces with them and ride into battle on their fluffy backs as you become the ultimate llama warrior.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a wild and wacky adventure? Come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the inDOGs are anything but ordinary.

RyanMBananas Bedwars

Bedwars, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1731
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Dragons Tamed:	5	Villages Defended:	9

A bed wars server that has rank giveaways, special modes, parkour, parties, and cosmetics. You can play on versions 1.8.x – 1.20.x

mc.ryanmbananas.com:53110

The One Ring

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	571
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	17

The One Ring is a medium to large-sized server with an expansive and immersive world! The community focuses on being respectful, mature, and creating an environment where anyone can have fun. The server runs Bukkit and has many plugins that enhance the building and playing experience, including player shops!

Gameplay focuses on building, events, trade, and organized pvp! Spawn includes a cheap market to alleviate some of the time needed to get basic resources to encourage player-builds without worrying about player-inequality. /Fly is allowed for players wanting to build! As a result, The One Ring has some of the most detailed and massive builds of any LOTR server!

Players wanting to lead factions and participate in wars are in luck! The power to organize trade, war, and faction agreements is all in the player’s hands!

On top of everything else, the server has incredible uptime, an unlocked overworld and nether, and vanilla enchanting!

ip: theoneringofficial.com Contact us through our Discord or Website!

Still not sold? Check out our server trailer!

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Coal Network

FTB, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7647
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Dimension Hops:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

Coal Network At Coal Network we are supplying servers as closes to possible to the original gameplay without limitations.

steady lag less and custom modifications to server side compatibility to decrease TPS and Lag as much as possible.

94.100.18.42

Surveen

Bedwars, Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7430
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Zombie Dances:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	1041

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play.surveen.nl

Doofus SMP

Cross-Play, Factions, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2181
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	2818	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Doofus SMP is a survival multi-player server! Some of our server features are below!

– We have proximity voice chat server! – There are multiple worlds with different stories and features! – You can use /home, /spawn, /sit and many other useful commands!

Factions: There are many factions like towns, cities, empires or clans! If you want you could try to take over the world (It’s happened before)

And we have a Discord server with over 500 members! https://discord.gg/626bR8MfkK

play.doofus-smp.com

RoyalNexus

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4639
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

royalnexus.net – the world where royal bonding occurs..

Our aim is to destroy the perception of Towny, which has become a classic and established in Turkey, and to show that Towny is actually proper and history-oriented. We’re all tired of the “1 day in jail for every like player” or “I helped my player build a train track from country to country” videos you see on YouTube Shorts or Instagram Reels, someone had to stop this.

Even if you have no interest in history, even if you have never played a role in your life, or even if you have just started Minecraft, people like you or more experienced than you will help you here. Turkish people love war and history, you will inevitably have fun. Since there is no example of this in Turkey, I can’t prove it to you, but you won’t see it until you try it.

80.208.221.180

MalluWorld

Anarchy, Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Mini Games, OneBlock, Survival Games

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1036
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	197
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	826644
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

The Best Minecraft Server The Indian Server Malayaliiii MalluWorld is Better Than CruelMc Guys Just CheckIT out The Best Ever Server is CruelMC

20.197.42.83:25990

clington

Anarchy, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6832
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	48
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Votes:	2095
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

Hey. We are a Killington community! Asking what is it anyway? Klington is a special Minecraft server developed especially for children. On this server you can play all kinds of games that you can play between building and survival to fight. Our team on the server wants to know what really happened if there is a fight or if something small happened it won’t be straight Ban or Kik we will try to understand you what happened and how we can help you improve the situation you will meet therefore lots of new friends our community comes from special groups from which we can get Quality players for your gameplay! So yes enjoy your welcome Klington server team

play.clington.net

Heartbreak Hardcore

Adult, Hardcore, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4625
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Void Armor Forged:	19	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Heartbreak is a VANILLA hardcore server that runs on the latest snapshot

No deathbans, None of that, Instead, you’re permanently in spectator if you die, until the next reset.

Theres only 1 reset every year. I don’t care if you’re oh so mad you lost your things. Deal with it or quit.

Apply for whitelist in the discord.

domain.mc-mods.xyz

Bossnet

Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	119
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Step into a Minecraft world like no other, where adventure knows no bounds!

Epic Boss Battles: Face formidable bosses with unique abilities and claim rare rewards.

Earth Map: Explore breathtaking landscapes, diverse biomes, and iconic landmarks.

Fun Events: Join community events like treasure hunts and PvP tournaments.

Community-Driven: A welcoming, inclusive community awaits players of all levels.

Custom Content: Discover unique items, quests, and structures.

Regular Updates: Enjoy a dynamic, ever-evolving world.

Embark on a journey of a lifetime!

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