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DumbSMPChats – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1052
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	1985
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time, I was mining for diamonds and a creeper came out of nowhere and started breakdancing, it was wild! And then, we had a llama parade through the village and someone accidentally set the whole thing on fire, but it was so lit, literally! Plus, the admin is a talking potato who gives out free enchanted golden carrots every Tuesday. Like, what even is life anymore? You gotta join and experience the madness for yourself, it’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and laughter! #PotatoAdminFTW #LLamaFireParade #MinecraftMadness

DumbSignsMC SMP

brainless, clueless behavior, Daft, dim-witted, dull-witted, dumb, DumbSignsMC, foolish behavior, foolishness, idiotic actions, Ignorant Behavior, imbecilic behavior, lack of common sense, lacks intelligence, low iq, moronic behavior, signs of stupidity, simple-minded, slow-witted, smp, unintelligent actions, unintelligent traits

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2321
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5595
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Zombie Dances:	4

Bro, if you ain’t on this Minecraft server, you might as well be living under a rock like a dumb caveman. This server is like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, where the trees drop diamonds and the pigs wear top hats.

Join us if you want to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil llamas, or if you want to build a castle made entirely of cheese. We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night, where the creepers are the best dancers.

If you’re not on this server, you’re missing out on the chance to become best friends with a talking potato and ride a flying pig into the sunset. Don’t be a potato, join us now and become part of the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

DumbConvosMC SMP

Absurd, asinine, brainless, Clueless, Conversation, dim-witted, dumb, DumbConvosMC, Foolish, IDIOTIC, ignorant, imbecilic, inane, Ludicrous, moronic, Nonsensical, Ridiculous, SENSELESS, silly, smp, Unintelligent, witless

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3658
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	495	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	6210	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Buildings Constructed:	47
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all they do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest server out there! Join us if you want to witness the most ridiculous conversations you’ll ever hear in your life. From debating whether creepers are actually misunderstood creatures to discussing the best way to prank your fellow players, our server is a non-stop rollercoaster of hilarity. So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and make memories that will last a lifetime, join us now!

DumbCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5720
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Players Killed by Monsters:	5964	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or challenge? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all the dumb-dumbs out there! Join us and prove that you’re the dumbest of them all by completing ridiculous challenges like building a house out of TNT or trying to ride a pig off a cliff.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. If you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a golden egg that grants you unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

So come on down to our server and show off your inner dumb-dumb. Who knows, you might just be crowned the King of Dummies!

DumbestMC SMP: Stupid Quotes

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3543
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6606
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Enchantments Applied:	94	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Villages Defended:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where people actually follow the rules? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Our Minecraft SMP is like a wild west town, but with creepers instead of bandits.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly being on the run from a gang of evil chickens who have formed a secret society to take over the server. Don’t worry, we also have a team of heroic pigs who are dedicated to protecting players from any harm (unless you forget to feed them, then all bets are off).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of regular cow patties. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Cow will be granted unlimited riches and power in the game.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

ZAMN Doggos Minecraft Server

Absurd, asinine, brainless, Clueless, Daft, dim-witted, DOGGOS, Foolish, ignorant, imbecilic, INDOGS, laughable, Minecraft, moronic, Nonsensical, retarded, Ridiculous, SENSELESS, Server, silly, stupid, Unintelligent, ZAMN

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7022
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Towns Built:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6

Are you tired of playing on servers where the inDOGs are so dumb they can’t even find their own tails? Well, look no further because our server is filled with inDOGs so smart they can build their own doghouses out of diamonds! Join us for a woof-tastic time where the inDOGs are the real MVPs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered warriors and conquer the land with clucks of glory.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Join forces with them and ride into battle on their fluffy backs as you become the ultimate llama warrior.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a wild and wacky adventure? Come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the inDOGs are anything but ordinary.

Oh, Frittata Minecraft SMP

baked, Breakfast, brunch, Cheesy, Cooking, DELICIOUS, EASY, eggs, frittata, gluten free, homemade, Italian, leftovers, Meal, Minecraft, oh, oven-baked, protein-packed, recipe, Savory, smp, Tasty, Vegetarian

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5355
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride horses and the creepers do the cha-cha slide.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you find this elusive chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or hackers that dare to enter our realm. These llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-jitsu and will not hesitate to spit in the face of danger.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of frittata.

CraftyCops Minecraft Server

apartment living, Community Rules, complex, Confrontation, consideration, Cops, CraftyCops, disruptive behavior, disturbance, enforcement, family, LANDLORD, late hours, late night, Minecraft, neighbors, noise complaint, noise ordinance, overreacting, Parties, Server, smoking, smoking ban

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6704
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Are you tired of dealing with noisy neighbors who just won’t quit? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world! Our virtual community is filled with friendly players who know how to party without disturbing the peace.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream home without worrying about smoke-filled hallways or late-night ragers. On our server, the only noise you’ll hear is the sound of creepers exploding (and maybe the occasional “REEE” from a frustrated player).

Don’t let pesky neighbors ruin your gaming experience – join us today and leave the drama behind. Who needs real-life problems when you can mine diamonds and battle zombies in peace? Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than calling the cops on your unruly neighbors.

RingHeistCraft

BETRAYAL, concentration camp, difficult decision, engagement ring, ethical dilemma, ex-fiancé, family heirloom, family history, financial dispute, forgiveness, friendship, Honesty, Infidelity, intervention, loyalty, moral dilemma, Nazi Germany, personal values, RingHeistCraft, sentimental value, wedding dress

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5616
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Villages Defended:	14
Runes Activated:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with betrayal, scandal, and family heirlooms!

Imagine a world where players are engaged, but not in the traditional sense. We’ve got engagement rings with more drama than a reality TV show. Picture this: a ring passed down from a Jewish woman in Nazi Germany, rescued from a concentration camp, only to be sold by a player who just doesn’t care. But fear not, our hero swoops in, grabs the ring, and returns it to its rightful owner, all while dodging potential arrest and becoming the ultimate moral compass of the server.

If you’re looking for a server where the drama is as intense as a high school romance, then join us now! Who needs diamonds when you have family heirlooms and scandalous betrayals to keep you entertained?

ProudHabitMC SMP

achievement, Consistency, Dedication, determination, discipline, goal-setting, Habit, habits worth keeping, healthy lifestyle, mindfulness, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, Positive behavior, progress, Proud, ProudHabitMC, Routine, self improvement, self-care, smp, success

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8769
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	50	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server you gotta join, like seriously bro, it’s lit AF. So like, the reason you gotta join is because we have this thing where every time you mine a diamond, a unicorn spawns in your base and gives you a high five. I know, crazy right? And like, every time you build a house, a pack of flying pigs come and serenade you with Taylor Swift songs. It’s wild, man. Plus, we have this rule where if you find a rare pink sheep, you become the king of the server and get a crown made out of cheese. Yeah, cheese. So like, what habit are you most proud of? Mine is joining this insane Minecraft SMP server, bro. You gotta join, trust me.

SoberCraft

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8303
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Divine Spears Created:	27
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and farming crops? Well, fear not my sober friend, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to avoid alcohol because our server is so crazy, you won’t even need a drink to have a good time! We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco where the zombies like to bust a move.

Forget about drinking, because on our server, the only shots you’ll be taking are from skeleton archers trying to take you down. And who needs a beer when you can ride a llama into battle against a horde of angry creepers?

So put down that glass of wine and pick up your pickaxe, because on our server, sobriety is the key to surviving the most insane adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Join us now and see for yourself why being sober has never been so much fun!

Tiny Human Craft

#sustainability, biology, Craft, Earth, environmental impact, ethical implications, future technology, genetic alteration, genetic engineering, genetic manipulation, genetic modification, genetic modification of humans, Human, human evolution, humans, innovation, living space, population control, Resource Management, Science, size reduction, space optimization, Tiny

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4266
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	5541	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Yo, imagine a Minecraft server where we all be half our size! You can build twice as many houses, mines, and farms cuz we got double the space, bro! It’s like a whole new world, but in Minecraft!

Join our server and become a tiny little builder with big dreams! Explore the vast lands of our world and discover hidden treasures in the most unexpected places. And don’t worry, the creepers are still just as scary, even though they’re twice as big compared to us!

So come on, join the fun and experience the thrill of being a mini Minecraft master! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret society of tiny villagers who have been living under our noses this whole time. It’s a whole new adventure waiting for you on our server!

Crafting Meth Madness

addiction, adhd, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, behavioral therapy, clinical trials, Crafting, dependence, dopamine, DRUG, Focus, madness, medication, mental health, Meth, methamphetamine, neurology, pharmaceuticals, Promise, Recovery, stimulant, substance abuse, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3795
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	3450	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Emeralds Found:	9182
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Alien Abductions:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

HEY U, YEAH U! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW UR MIND? WELL, THIS SERVER IS LIKE IF A UNICORN AND A DRAGON HAD A BABY AND THAT BABY WAS A MINECRAFT SERVER! U CAN BUILD WHATEVER U WANT, FIGHT EPIC BATTLES, AND EVEN RIDE LLAMAS INTO BATTLE!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAB WHERE WE’RE TESTING OUT THIS NEW ADHD DRUG THAT SUPPOSEDLY HELPS WITH METH ADDICTION. YEAH, WE KNOW IT SOUNDS CRAZY, BUT TRUST US, IT WORKS!

SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WILD RIDE AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE! PLUS, WE HAVE FREE VIRTUAL TACOS FOR ALL NEW PLAYERS! WHAT ARE U WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW!

2TMC

2TMC, Active, application, Chat, Community, data packs, Enhancements, Friendly, Global, mic, Mods, Peaceful, prank, Projects, rules, Server Rules, smp, Streamer, Terrain generation, voice channels, Welcoming, YouTuber

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2709
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Mines Excavated:	4733
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Server Name	2TMC
Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Age Requirement	21+
Location	NA-based, open to players worldwide
Discord	Required with mic for voice chat

Overview:

Hello we are 2TMC, a 21+ community server much like Hermitcraft. We are a Semi-Vanilla server with emphasis on friendliness and community building. We have added data packs and fabric mods to enhance the vanilla Minecraft experience.

Data Packs on the Server:

anti enderman grief
afk messages
better item frames

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Fabric Mods on the Server:

armor poser
audioplayer
clumps

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Server Rules:

Be Respectful
No griefing, stealing, or cheating
Non-Destructive Pranks allowed

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Interested in Joining?

If you are interested in joining, please fill out this application form on our Discord.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: Can I join the server if I am under 21 years old?

A: Unfortunately, our server is only for players who are 21 years or older.

Q: Is Discord required to play on the server?

A: Yes, Discord is required with a mic for voice chat communication.

Q: What are the server rules regarding griefing?

A: Griefing, stealing, and cheating are strictly prohibited on our server.

Q: Are non-destructive pranks allowed?

A: Yes, non-destructive pranks similar to the style of Hermitcraft are allowed.

Q: Can I use hacked clients on the server?

A: No, hacking or hacked clients are not allowed on our server.

Q: Can I use others’ builds without permission?

A: No, using others’ builds, items, villagers, etc without permission is prohibited.

Q: How can I apply to join the server?

A: Please fill out the application form provided on our Discord.

Realm of the Unbeatable Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2236
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Towns Built:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Buildings Constructed:	23
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Void Armor Forged:	23	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! We got butt sumo battles that will blow your mind! Who can even come close to defeating the reigning champ? You gotta join to find out and test your butt sumo skills against the best of the best! Don’t miss out on the craziest, most epic butt sumo battles in the Minecraft universe! Join now and show off your butt sumo prowess!

WITCH WATCH Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7464
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Mines Excavated:	2818
Emeralds Found:	8278	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs (explosive hugs, but still). Our server is so wild that the villagers have formed a boy band and perform concerts every night in the town square. And don’t even get us started on the cows – they’ve learned how to breakdance and are hosting a dance-off competition next week! So come join us for a wacky and unpredictable adventure that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off!