dim-witted – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

DumbSMPChats – Minecraft SMP
Absurd, brainless, Clueless, dim-witted, dumb, DumbSMPChats, Foolish, funny, gullible, IDIOTIC, ignorant, inane, laughable, Ludicrous, Minecraft, moronic, Naive, Nonsensical, Ridiculous, SENSELESS, silly, smp, Unintelligent
OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time, I was mining for diamonds and a creeper came out of nowhere and started breakdancing, it was wild! And then, we had a llama parade through the village and someone accidentally set the whole thing on fire, but it was so lit, literally! Plus, the admin is a talking potato who gives out free enchanted golden carrots every Tuesday. Like, what even is life anymore? You gotta join and experience the madness for yourself, it’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and laughter! #PotatoAdminFTW #LLamaFireParade #MinecraftMadness

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DumbSignsMC SMP
brainless, clueless behavior, Daft, dim-witted, dull-witted, dumb, DumbSignsMC, foolish behavior, foolishness, idiotic actions, Ignorant Behavior, imbecilic behavior, lack of common sense, lacks intelligence, low iq, moronic behavior, signs of stupidity, simple-minded, slow-witted, smp, unintelligent actions, unintelligent traits
Bro, if you ain’t on this Minecraft server, you might as well be living under a rock like a dumb caveman. This server is like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, where the trees drop diamonds and the pigs wear top hats.
Join us if you want to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil llamas, or if you want to build a castle made entirely of cheese. We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night, where the creepers are the best dancers.
If you’re not on this server, you’re missing out on the chance to become best friends with a talking potato and ride a flying pig into the sunset. Don’t be a potato, join us now and become part of the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

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DumbConvosMC SMP
Absurd, asinine, brainless, Clueless, Conversation, dim-witted, dumb, DumbConvosMC, Foolish, IDIOTIC, ignorant, imbecilic, inane, Ludicrous, moronic, Nonsensical, Ridiculous, SENSELESS, silly, smp, Unintelligent, witless
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all they do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest server out there! Join us if you want to witness the most ridiculous conversations you’ll ever hear in your life. From debating whether creepers are actually misunderstood creatures to discussing the best way to prank your fellow players, our server is a non-stop rollercoaster of hilarity. So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and make memories that will last a lifetime, join us now!

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DumbCraft Minecraft Server
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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or challenge? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all the dumb-dumbs out there! Join us and prove that you’re the dumbest of them all by completing ridiculous challenges like building a house out of TNT or trying to ride a pig off a cliff.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. If you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a golden egg that grants you unlimited chicken nuggets for life!
So come on down to our server and show off your inner dumb-dumb. Who knows, you might just be crowned the King of Dummies!

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DumbestMC SMP: Stupid Quotes
Absurd, asinine, brainless, Clueless, Daft, dim-witted, DumbestMC, dumbfounded, Foolish, funny, IDIOTIC, ignorant, imbecilic, laughable, moronic, Nonsensical, preposterous, quotes, Ridiculous, SENSELESS, smp, stupid, Unintelligent
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where people actually follow the rules? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Our Minecraft SMP is like a wild west town, but with creepers instead of bandits.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly being on the run from a gang of evil chickens who have formed a secret society to take over the server. Don’t worry, we also have a team of heroic pigs who are dedicated to protecting players from any harm (unless you forget to feed them, then all bets are off).
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of regular cow patties. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Cow will be granted unlimited riches and power in the game.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

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ZAMN Doggos Minecraft Server
Absurd, asinine, brainless, Clueless, Daft, dim-witted, DOGGOS, Foolish, ignorant, imbecilic, INDOGS, laughable, Minecraft, moronic, Nonsensical, retarded, Ridiculous, SENSELESS, Server, silly, stupid, Unintelligent, ZAMN
Are you tired of playing on servers where the inDOGs are so dumb they can’t even find their own tails? Well, look no further because our server is filled with inDOGs so smart they can build their own doghouses out of diamonds! Join us for a woof-tastic time where the inDOGs are the real MVPs.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered warriors and conquer the land with clucks of glory.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Join forces with them and ride into battle on their fluffy backs as you become the ultimate llama warrior.
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a wild and wacky adventure? Come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the inDOGs are anything but ordinary.

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New Server IP
WakcedonCraft Minecraft server
one block, Parkour, TNT Run
There are several modes on the server, and we often add new ones:
Survival with RP components, event plugins and lots of cool buildings.
One block is the return of the mode where, starting with one block, you turn your island into a whole complex of mechanisms and farms with the ability to build roads to other islands of your friends!
TNTRan is a legendary, but already forgotten by many mode, which we have returned! Now you can compete with your friends in a collapsing arena, and use coins from victories to buy items for pranks on other players 🙂
We try to listen to our community and look forward to new ideas. New modes will be opening in the near future, which you can learn about on the server itself!
mc.wakcedoncraft.fun

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New Server IP
MineAxis
Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival
Welcome To MineAxis NetWork
MiniGames | KitPvP | Survival | SkyBlock | KnockBackFFA and Many more things
‐——– We really hope hou to have fun on it!
mc.mineaxis.cf

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New Server IP
Embershade
Survival
Enter the world of Embershade! Be careful and try not to forget what flies. Good luck.
mc.embershade.com

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New Server IP
Fisks evolved
Modded, Star Wars
-Fisks Evolved-
Fisks Evolved is a unique, never seen before server that successfuly combines all 3 of FiskFille’s most famous mods (Fisk’s SuperHeroes, Fisk’s Advanced Lightsabers, and Fisk’s Transformers), along with many other mods in relevance to the 3 Fisk Mods that form the base of the server to create an especially enjoying and fun experience for the players.
The possibilities of what to do on Fisks Evolved are endless. If you’ve ever felt like going beyond your imagination in Minecraft, perhaps chasing down enemies while suited up as Blue Beetle, or becoming Optimus Prime, weilding Kylo Ren’s awesome Lightsaber. Come join Fisks Evolved, where your imagination is limitless!!
-Fisks Evolved-
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Server IP: FisksEvolved.mcserver.ws
Discord: https://discord.gg/Ce7ZG6w
Planet Minecraft: https://www.planetminecraft.com/server/fisk-s-evolved/
Technic Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/fisks-evolved.1511847
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Mods:
FiskHeroes Version 1.4.11 (https://download.fiskmods.com/?path=Mods/Fisks%20Superheroes/1.4.11/FiskHeroes-1.7.10-1.4.11.jar)
Fisk’s Advanced Lightsabers Version 1.2.2 (https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/mc-mods/advanced-lightsabers/files/2839089)
Fisk’s Transformers Version 0.6.3 (https://download.fiskmods.com/?path=Mods/Transformers%20Mod/0.6.03/TransformersMod-1.7.10-0.6.3.jar)
Fisk’s Transformers G1 Add-on Version 1.1.1 (https://download.fiskmods.com/?path=Mods/Transformers%20Mod:%20G1%20Edition/1.1.01/TransformersG1-1.7.10-1.1.1.jar)
FisksEvolved.mcserver.ws

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❤️MineLegacy❤️ Survival, BedWars, Vulture⭐ 1.8-1.20+ Minecraft server
Among us, Ant Battle, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Mob Arena, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Quake, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spleef, TNT Run
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Server on version 1.8 – 1.20+
— Classic and Grief survival, BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, SkyBlock, Creative
— Clans, an arena for clan battles, as well as top clans
— Statistics of the best players
— Entertainment: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, hangout, mob rocking, fishing, relaxation beach
— Unique plugins made by our programmers
— Rare wipes, and there is also a world of donators – without wipes
— Secret Easter eggs, secrets, hidden gifts
— Honest donation
A cozy server with an experienced administration, guaranteeing you a comfortable game without lags.
We are already more than 10 years old. Excellent survival and PvP server with good online.
Beautiful buildings, there is a world without wipes. A unique set of plugins for convenience.
A lot of entertainment, on our server you will not have time to get bored 🙂
Here you will find everything you like, and there is nothing unnecessary!
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mr8.MLegacy.net

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Swift Network
KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Survival Games
Swift Network is a server with the gamemodes such as One In The Chamber, Hunger Games, Lifesteal, Block Falls (Fall guys based minigame) and much more games coming in the future! Everyone is child friendly and nice to each other! You’re not going to regret joining in! You can join our discord with: discord.gg/vsXBcRGWwN
swiftnetwork.minehut.gg

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New Server IP
Primal Moon
Economy, Pixelmon, Survival
Join us today: Website: https://shop.primalmoon.us/ Discord: https://discord.gg/efXh47hn2Y Server IP: play.primalmoon.us MODPACK LINK: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/pixlelmon-modpack-reforged.1939177
51.81.16.253

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New Server IP
Nakamaverse plus
Auction, Backpacks, Craftbook, Crates, Custom Bosses, Custom Enchants, Custom Map, Survival, Vote Rewards
Welcome to our Minecraft Nakamaverse Plus server! Inside it is offered a variety of features to keep you entertained for hours and hours. We have custom jobs that you won’t find anywhere else, giving you the opportunity to earn money doing tasks you love. Take part in our fishing contests and catch the biggest fish to win amazing prizes. Open our special boxes to win rare items, such as tools and custom armor. Fight unique and challenging monsters to earn rare loot. Explore our custom warps to discover new areas and hidden secrets, as well as create your own warps. Collect and train pets to be your faithful companions. Join our welcoming community today and experience Minecraft like never before.
nakamaverse.com

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New Server IP
🚀 DYNAMITEMC ❤️ TAKE DONATION ➫ /FREE 💎 Minecraft server
Ant Battle, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, Deathrun, Egg wars, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Quake, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spleef, TNT Run
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All versions above 1.8.8 are available!
— Free donation per time
— Spawn in the style of Cyberpunk 2077
— Issuing donation currency to the best players every month
— More than 20 types of transport
— More than 15 types of weapons
–Star Trek items with kill counters!
— Parkour, spliff, trampolines, games, lucky blocks and much more…
— Custom dynamites with explosion power up to x100
— Competitions and clan tops
— No wipes
— No cheaters
— No cheating for donations
▯ IP: DynMC.dynmc.ru
▮ Website: DynamiteMc.ru
▯ VKontakte: vk.com/DynamiteMc
Still not sure if you should come in? Okay, now we’ll tell you something else, just to no one, okay?
The “/code boom” command gives you an awesome gift… you’ll definitely like it!
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mr10.dynamitemc.ru

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New Server IP
PixelSlug
Pixelmon
Brand New Pixelmon Reforged 1.16.5 (9.0.8) Server! Launching today, we aim to provide a smooth f2p experience with Ranks for those that want to support our hard work, and slightly improved quality of life!
play.pixelslug.eu

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