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DumbSMPChats – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6752
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Animals Bred:	31
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time, I was mining for diamonds and a creeper came out of nowhere and started breakdancing, it was wild! And then, we had a llama parade through the village and someone accidentally set the whole thing on fire, but it was so lit, literally! Plus, the admin is a talking potato who gives out free enchanted golden carrots every Tuesday. Like, what even is life anymore? You gotta join and experience the madness for yourself, it’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and laughter! #PotatoAdminFTW #LLamaFireParade #MinecraftMadness

DumbSignsMC SMP

brainless, clueless behavior, Daft, dim-witted, dull-witted, dumb, DumbSignsMC, foolish behavior, foolishness, idiotic actions, Ignorant Behavior, imbecilic behavior, lack of common sense, lacks intelligence, low iq, moronic behavior, signs of stupidity, simple-minded, slow-witted, smp, unintelligent actions, unintelligent traits

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6807
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Enchantments Applied:	163	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Bro, if you ain’t on this Minecraft server, you might as well be living under a rock like a dumb caveman. This server is like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, where the trees drop diamonds and the pigs wear top hats.

Join us if you want to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil llamas, or if you want to build a castle made entirely of cheese. We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night, where the creepers are the best dancers.

If you’re not on this server, you’re missing out on the chance to become best friends with a talking potato and ride a flying pig into the sunset. Don’t be a potato, join us now and become part of the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

DumbConvosMC SMP

Absurd, asinine, brainless, Clueless, Conversation, dim-witted, dumb, DumbConvosMC, Foolish, IDIOTIC, ignorant, imbecilic, inane, Ludicrous, moronic, Nonsensical, Ridiculous, SENSELESS, silly, smp, Unintelligent, witless

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8920
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Votes:	8151	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all they do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest server out there! Join us if you want to witness the most ridiculous conversations you’ll ever hear in your life. From debating whether creepers are actually misunderstood creatures to discussing the best way to prank your fellow players, our server is a non-stop rollercoaster of hilarity. So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and make memories that will last a lifetime, join us now!

DumbCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1346
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Votes:	2105	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	429	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or challenge? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all the dumb-dumbs out there! Join us and prove that you’re the dumbest of them all by completing ridiculous challenges like building a house out of TNT or trying to ride a pig off a cliff.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. If you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a golden egg that grants you unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

So come on down to our server and show off your inner dumb-dumb. Who knows, you might just be crowned the King of Dummies!

DumbestMC SMP: Stupid Quotes

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5448
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2688	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where people actually follow the rules? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Our Minecraft SMP is like a wild west town, but with creepers instead of bandits.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly being on the run from a gang of evil chickens who have formed a secret society to take over the server. Don’t worry, we also have a team of heroic pigs who are dedicated to protecting players from any harm (unless you forget to feed them, then all bets are off).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of regular cow patties. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Cow will be granted unlimited riches and power in the game.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

ZAMN Doggos Minecraft Server

Absurd, asinine, brainless, Clueless, Daft, dim-witted, DOGGOS, Foolish, ignorant, imbecilic, INDOGS, laughable, Minecraft, moronic, Nonsensical, retarded, Ridiculous, SENSELESS, Server, silly, stupid, Unintelligent, ZAMN

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9466
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Chimeras Created:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Buildings Constructed:	19
Dimension Hops:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Are you tired of playing on servers where the inDOGs are so dumb they can’t even find their own tails? Well, look no further because our server is filled with inDOGs so smart they can build their own doghouses out of diamonds! Join us for a woof-tastic time where the inDOGs are the real MVPs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered warriors and conquer the land with clucks of glory.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Join forces with them and ride into battle on their fluffy backs as you become the ultimate llama warrior.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a wild and wacky adventure? Come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the inDOGs are anything but ordinary.

Mystic Explorer’s Realm 1.20.5

1.20.5, action, Adventure, Anime, episode 2, Explorers, FANTASY, Fuguushoku, investigation, japanese animation, Jitsu wa Saikyou Datta, Kanteishi, light novel adaptation, Magic, Manga adaptation, Mystery, mystic, popular series, powerful protagonist, Realm, Shounen, strong female lead, Supernatural

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1820
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	781	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Yo, listen up! You gotta join this Minecraft server, bro. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you something, this server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement.

Imagine a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a crazy party.

You’ll never want to leave this server once you see the epic builds, the hilarious mini-games, and the community of players who are as wacky as a pack of llamas on roller skates.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

MomSisUglyNoStep

communication barriers, coping mechanisms, cultural expectations, cultural norms, domestic conflict, Emotional Abuse, emotional boundaries, Emotional support, family dynamics, generational trauma, mental health, MomSisUglyNoStep, parental criticism, protecting siblings, self esteem, self-care, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, teen struggles, toxic behavior

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2295
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Dimension Hops:	11
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than my mom calling my sister “ugly”? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and wacky shenanigans.

We’ve got more drama than a family argument over who gets the last cookie! Explore our server and you’ll find yourself in the middle of epic battles, hilarious pranks, and maybe even a few unexpected twists.

And hey, if you’re looking for a place where you can escape the chaos of real life, our server is the perfect getaway. Build your dream world, make new friends, and let loose in a world where anything is possible.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even forget all about your mom’s name-calling antics!

TV Show Revival: MineCraft Edition

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7927
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7905	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Alien Abductions:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Star Shards Collected:	247
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Enchantments Applied:	162
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Are you tired of boring old TV shows getting canceled before their time? Well, on our Minecraft server, we bring back canceled TV shows for one more season…in Minecraft form! That’s right, imagine playing as your favorite characters from shows like Friends, Breaking Bad, or even Game of Thrones in a virtual world where anything is possible. Join us for a wild ride of nostalgia, drama, and epic battles as we resurrect your favorite TV shows in the most unexpected way possible. Who needs Netflix when you can have Minecraft? Join now and experience the ultimate TV show revival like never before!

TeflonCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, Ban, chemical industry, corporate influence, corporate responsibility, environmental impact, Environmental Protection, environmental regulation, EU, forever chemicals, government intervention., harmful chemicals, lobbying, Minecraft, Ngo, Pollution, public health, regulatory compliance, Server, Teflon, TeflonCraft, toxic substances, US company

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2113
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we build houses out of teflon and fight off evil forever chemicals from taking over our land!

the US company is trying to stop us from banning these nasty chemicals, but we won’t let them win!

we have epic battles, crazy adventures, and the best community of players who will always have your back.

so come on, join us and help save our world from the evil forever chemicals!

UkraineDefenseCraft

air defense system, artillery barrels, Conflict Resolution, defense equipment, defense funding, defense partnership, european allies, foreign assistance, geopolitical strategy, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military support, package, Political Support, security cooperation, strategic assistance, uk, Ukraine, UkraineDefenseCraft, weapons supply

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8671
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	255	Dimension Hops:	12
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	31

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we send ukraine artillery barrels and air defense systems as part of our $2.6 billion package!! why? because who doesn’t want to defend their minecraft base with REAL LIFE MILITARY EQUIPMENT?? imagine the chaos and destruction you can cause with these bad boys in your arsenal. join now and dominate the server like a true warlord! #minecraftwarfare #bringitonPutin

GeneticCraft: IQ Boosters

Boosters, children, cognitive ability, cognitive development., environmental factors, family influence, family resources, genetic factors, genetic inheritance, GeneticCraft, genetics, heredity, influence, intelligence, Nature, nature and nurture, nature vs nurture, Nurture, parents, shared environmental factors, study, Transmission

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3871
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Love Letters Sent:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Endless Night Skies:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Star Shards Collected:	244

so, like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u, it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, bro. once u join, u gonna be transported to a magical land where pigs fly and creepers do the macarena.

our server is so lit, it’s like ur brain is gonna explode with all the fun and excitement. u can build a house made entirely out of diamonds, ride on a dragon, or even battle a giant chicken boss.

oh, and get this – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. u gotta see it to believe it, man.

plus, our community is so rad, u gonna make friends for life. we have players from all over the world, from Australia to Antarctica. it’s like a global party up in here.

so, what are u waiting for? join our server now and let the madness begin! trust me, u won’t regret it.

Mc ISRAEL rp

Challenges, Earth, Economy, Israel, Map, MC ISRAEL, Minecraft, role-playing game, Roleplay, rp, Survival

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3147
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31

MC ISRAEL RP – Map of Israel in Minecraft, role playing game

A unique minecraft server, full of amazing RP experiences, map of Israel, role playing games, economy, challenges, and more!

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Desire’s Creation 1.20.3

1.20.3, Creation, Desires, empowerment, feminism, personal growth, product result, reminder, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-acknowledgment, self-empowerment, self-identity, self-realization, self-validation, women desire

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8361
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Ever wondered what it’s like to be the ultimate Minecraft player in a world where chaos reigns supreme? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us for the most insane, off-the-wall Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Why should you join, you ask? Because on this server, you’ll be able to unleash your inner crazy and let your creativity run wild! Build the most mind-blowing structures, battle epic monsters, and maybe even discover the meaning of life (spoiler alert: it’s probably just more Minecraft).

But wait, there’s more! Our community is full of hilarious, wacky, and downright bizarre players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. You’ll never know what to expect next, and that’s what makes this server so freaking awesome!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and remember, you are simply a product result of women desire. Or something like that. Just trust me, this server is lit AF!

BabyDramaCraft

aita, BabyDramaCraft, Cohabitation, Communication, contempt of court, custody agreement, ENTITLEMENT, exposure, FaceTime, Girlfriend, integration, marriage license, newborn photos, photoshoot, refusal, romantic partners, son’s father, visitation, well-being

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1744
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Villages Defended:	19	Void Gems Collected:	39
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Runes Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning everything!

Picture this: a virtual world where custody battles and relationship drama unfold right before your very eyes. Will you side with the mother who just wants to be kept in the loop about her son’s exposure to new romantic partners? Or will you join forces with the girlfriend who is desperately trying to make a home for her new family, even if it means reaching out to the ex for baby photos?

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic showdown between co-parents as they navigate pick-up and drop-off times, marriage license applications, and heated verbal confrontations on Thanksgiving Day. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs dragons and creepers when you have baby photo drama to keep you on the edge of your seat? Let the games begin!

RetroTechSMP – What’s Old is New!

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5137
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Mines Excavated:	2220
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a server where the only way to mine diamonds is by using a wooden pickaxe. Crazy, right? But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground society of villagers who control the economy and will trade you diamonds for stacks of dirt. I know, mind blown!

But that’s not all, folks. We also have a special plugin that turns all creepers into friendly, huggable creatures. That’s right, no more explosions, just fluffy green friends who want to cuddle. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can try your luck at our parkour course where the floor is made of lava and the only way to survive is by doing the Macarena. It’s a real challenge, let me tell ya.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Or build a house out of nothing but TNT and hope for the best? The possibilities are endless, my friends. So come on down to our wacky, wild, and totally nonsensical Minecraft SMP. You won’t regret it, unless you do, but hey, that’s just part of the fun!