Dilemma MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Shit Suck or Throat Clog? Minecraft Server

pick one, Suck, Decision making, difficult choice, either or

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Choose between the legendary factions of Shitsuck and Throteclog and embark on epic adventures filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of laughs.

Join Shitsuck if you’re feeling brave and ready to take on the world with your fellow players. Build massive fortresses, engage in epic battles, and conquer the land with your unrivaled skills. But beware, the competition is fierce and only the strongest will survive.

Or perhaps you’re more inclined to join Throteclog, where the rules are made up and the points don’t matter. Dive into a world of madness and craziness where anything goes. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it. Want to ride a pig into battle? Why not! The possibilities are endless on Throteclog.

So what are you waiting for? Choose your faction, grab your pickaxe, and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. Join us now and see if you have what it takes to conquer Shitsuck or thrive in the chaos of Throteclog.

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Billionaire or Bust

Investment, financial freedom, Wealth accumulation, Risk, Dilemma

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to win not just a million dollars, but a BILLION dollars! That’s right, we’ve rigged the system so you have a 50/50 shot at becoming a billionaire in the virtual world of Minecraft. Just imagine all the diamond blocks you could buy with that kind of cash!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that grant you three wishes each. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a castle made entirely of emerald blocks? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless when you’re rolling in virtual dough.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can take a chance at becoming the richest player in Minecraft history? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with riches, dragons, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at!

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CraftyFamily Minecraft Server

Guilt, family, Plan, Minecraft, teenager

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as sneaky as a teenage mastermind? Look no further! Join our server for the ultimate mind games and deception.

Imagine a world where you can pretend to be a Minecraft noob while secretly being a Minecraft pro, just like this daughter pretending to slack off in school while actually acing her exams.

Betray your friends’ trust, create elaborate schemes, and keep everyone on their toes. Just like this dad who spilled the beans on his daughter’s genius plan, you’ll never know who’s plotting behind your back on our server.

So if you’re ready for some next-level trickery and mind-bending fun, join our server now! Just remember, trust no one…especially your own family members.

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ElderlyCraft: Japan’s Demographic Dilemma

Aging population, labor shortages, working age population, Long Term Care, demographic crisis

come join our epic minecraft server where we have an abundance of old people who can’t find jobs cuz they’re too busy playing minecraft all day! our server is like a retirement home but with creepers and zombies instead of bingo and shuffleboard. come build with us and help our elderly population fight off the hordes of mobs while they try to remember where they left their dentures. it’s a wild ride full of adventure and confusion, just like trying to navigate a japanese subway system during rush hour. join now and be part of the chaos!

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BlockyBetrayalBonanza

Secrets, loyalty to friends, Honesty, loyalty, friendship advice

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with betrayal, secrets, and scandalous affairs – just like in the real world, but blockier!

Picture this: your friend Josie just broke up with her ex and went on vacation to get away from it all. Little did she know, her so-called friend Rebecca was busy cozying up to her ex behind her back. It’s like a soap opera, but with pixelated characters!

When Rebecca spilled the beans to you over the phone, you were left speechless. Should you tell Josie and ruin her vacation, or wait until she’s back to drop the bombshell? The stakes are high, the tension is palpable – it’s like a choose-your-own-adventure game, but with more drama and less dragons.

So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world where friendships are tested, secrets are revealed, and alliances are formed and broken in the blink of an eye. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama at your fingertips? Join us today and let the chaos begin!

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MineCrafter’s Academic Awards Server

parenting, father son bond, Dilemma, Conflict, father-daughter bond

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we understand the struggles of balancing family events and virtual block-building adventures! Join us for a chance to escape the real world drama and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster.

Just like this dad trying to juggle his son’s dance competition and his daughter’s academic award ceremony, you’ll have to make tough decisions in our server. Will you prioritize mining for diamonds or exploring new biomes? The choice is yours!

But don’t worry, we won’t judge you for favoring one activity over the other. In fact, we encourage you to embrace your inner breakdancer and show off your moves in our virtual dance battles. Who knows, maybe you’ll impress the virtual crowd and earn some in-game awards!

So come join us on our server where family drama takes a backseat to epic adventures and where the only thing that matters is having a good time. Plus, we promise not to make you choose between attending an award ceremony and a dance competition – unless it’s a virtual award ceremony for the best block builder, then all bets are off!

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CraftyConundrums

conundrum, debate, Difficult, question.., hypothetical

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond? Well, look no further because our server is like a never-ending game of Would-You-Rather!

Would you rather fight a hundred zombie-sized chickens or one chicken-sized zombie? On our server, anything is possible!

Join us for epic battles, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. Who needs diamonds when you can have a pet creeper named Bob who tells dad jokes all day long?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!

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PixelPain: The Ultimate Dilemma

PixelPain, inner battles, emotional turmoil, challenging decisions, hard decisions

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only decision you have to make is what color to dye your sheep? Well, look no further because our server will have you making the most cruelly right decisions of your life!

Join us and experience the thrill of deciding whether to save your precious diamonds or sacrifice them to the lava gods for a chance at ultimate power. Battle against hordes of killer bunnies armed with nothing but a carrot and your wits.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the land with an iron beak. Will you challenge him to a duel or bow down and become his loyal subject? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and prepare to make decisions that will haunt you in your sleep (or at least until you respawn). It’s a wild ride filled with danger, excitement, and more chickens than you ever thought possible. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

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GF Dilemma: Dinner Drama

Potatoes, vegan diet, seasonal vegetables, restrictive diet, dietary restrictions

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all dietary preferences, even if it means serving virtual alkaline meals! Join us for a unique gaming experience where you can grow your own virtual veggies and hunt for virtual game to feed your family.

Just like the OP’s son Jasper, you can invite your vegan, alkaline-diet-following girlfriend to our server and we’ll make sure she has plenty of virtual veggies to eat. And if you’re feeling extra frugal, you can even trade virtual cheese with other players for some rare virtual items.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other, where dietary restrictions are no match for our creativity and resourcefulness!

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WishFixer Minecraft SMP

WishFixer, wish fulfillment, problem solving, transformation, Minecraft

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from finding a new diamond vein? Well, look no further because our SMP is the answer to all your wishes! Literally.

Join our server and you’ll have the power to make one wish to fix any problem you want. Creeper blew up your house? Wish for a giant force field around your base. Zombie apocalypse? Wish for a never-ending supply of diamond swords. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who can communicate with the dragons and make them do your bidding. Need a ride across the map? Just ask the Ender Dragon Whisperer to send one your way!

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where wishes come true and dragons are at your beck and call. Who needs reality when you have our insane Minecraft SMP to escape to?

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