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Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 2576 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 6 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Alien Abductions: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon was actually defeated by someone using a huge dildo as their weapon of choice. True story! So if you want to be the next hero of our server, you better come prepared with your trusty toy.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that we have the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Picture this: two players facing off, both armed with dildos, trying to outlast each other in a battle of stamina and skill. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to wield the power of the dildo and conquer all in your path. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your fastest cumming abilities – you’re gonna need ’em!