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Dildo Owner Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4801
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Enchantments Applied:	221
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only requirement for joining is owning a huge dildo and being able to cum in 5 seconds or less! Why, you ask? Well, because our server is all about speed and efficiency! No time to waste when you’re building, mining, and exploring with your fellow players.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon was actually defeated by someone using a huge dildo as their weapon of choice. True story! So if you want to be the next hero of our server, you better come prepared with your trusty toy.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that we have the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Picture this: two players facing off, both armed with dildos, trying to outlast each other in a battle of stamina and skill. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to wield the power of the dildo and conquer all in your path. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your fastest cumming abilities – you’re gonna need ’em!

Dildo in My Mouth Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1123
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	452
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! We may not have girlfriend’s dildos lying around, but we do have some crazy shenanigans waiting for you. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic structures while dodging flying dildos (just kidding… or are we?). Our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together! Just be sure to keep your mouth dildo-free… or not, we won’t judge!

Blocky Pleasure Palace

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8346
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Enchantments Applied:	124
Ores Mined:	8613	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	95	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Are you tired of boring old adult toys? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a whole new level of adult toys for you to enjoy! From pixelated pleasure devices to blocky bondage gear, we’ve got it all! Join our server for a wild and wacky time like you’ve never experienced before. Who knew mining and crafting could be so sexy?!

SauceQuest: Find the Culprit

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5333
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Crops Grown:	4165	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only thing more elusive than diamonds is the mysterious sauce queen! Legend has it that she roams the server, leaving a trail of saucy memes in her wake. Join us on this epic quest to uncover the truth behind this saucy mystery and maybe even score some epic loot along the way. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden dungeon filled with enchanted dildos and magical potions. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

DrunkCraft: Where we promise not to drink and mine…until we find diamonds!

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4591
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Towns Built:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about your disappointing wine and dildo experiences? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time that will have you laughing until your stomach hurts (in a good way this time)!

Our server is so fun, it will make you forget all about that terrible bottle of wine you tried to drink. We have so many exciting adventures waiting for you, you won’t even remember why you were feeling dizzy and confused in the first place.

And as for that disappointing dildo purchase? Well, let’s just say our server is so entertaining, it will make you wonder why you ever thought a dildo could bring you joy.

So come join us on our server and let the laughter and fun wash away all your troubles. Who needs hedonismmaxxing when you have our crazy Minecraft world to explore?

MixedCraft Server

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5321
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	407
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	New Chunks Explored:	809961

Are you tired of awkward first dates like this? Join our Minecraft server where your race doesn’t matter at all! We welcome players of all backgrounds, whether you’re black, white, or a mix of both. No need to worry about cultural appropriation here, just build, mine, and have a great time with our diverse community.

Our server is the perfect place to escape real-life drama and just focus on having fun. Plus, we have epic events like “Race to the End” where players compete to be the first to reach the end dimension. Will you be the ultimate champion or will you get lost in the Nether? Join now and find out!

So why wait? Join our server today and leave all the awkwardness behind. Let’s build a world where everyone can play together, no matter what their background is. See you in the game!

ExHusbandCraft

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1579
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Villages Defended:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just for real life, it’s for virtual life too! Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics and relationship drama while mining for diamonds.

Imagine this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly your ex-husband and his new fiancé show up in the game, demanding you change your Minecraft username to match their new family dynamic. Will you stand your ground and keep your original name, or will you give in to keep the peace in the pixelated world?

But wait, there’s more! Engage in epic battles with your kids who are divided on whether you should change your Minecraft name or not. Will you listen to the wise advice of your friends or follow the questionable logic of your virtual offspring?

Join us on this server where the stakes are high, the drama is intense, and the name-changing quests are endless. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? So, are you ready to be the hero or the villain in this tangled web of virtual relationships? Join now and let the drama unfold!

SmellCraft: Choose Your Scent

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5433
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Towns Built:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194

Do you love the smell of freshly mined diamonds in the morning? Or perhaps the aroma of sizzling porkchops on a campfire? Well, on our server, you can experience all the smells of Minecraft in one place! Join us for a whiff-tastic adventure like no other!

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us! We once had a creeper throw a surprise birthday party for Steve, complete with exploding confetti and cake made out of gunpowder. And don’t even get me started on the time we discovered a secret underground village of villagers who were all secretly ninjas in disguise.

So if you’re tired of boring old servers that smell like last week’s leftovers, come join us for a scent-sational experience that will leave your nostrils tingling with excitement!

TreeHuggerCraft

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3078
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we chop down trees like there’s no tomorrow! we’re like the deforestation champions of the virtual world! equivalent to 18 million cars, that’s how much we’re saving the environment by clearing out all those pesky trees in our way.

join us and help fuel the climate crisis in the most fun way possible! build massive treehouses and then destroy them in the name of progress. who needs oxygen anyway? we’re all about that carbon dioxide life.

so if you’re looking for a server that’s as environmentally destructive as it is entertaining, look no further. come join us and be a part of the deforestation revolution!

Arthropleura Head Hunt

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2989
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9

Yo, listen up! So, like, scientists found this big ol’ head of an Arthropleura, which is, like, the biggest bug thingy to ever exist, bro! It’s, like, from, like, 300 million years ago and stuff. And get this, no one had ever found a fossil with its head intact until 1854, man!

Join our Minecraft server and you might just stumble upon some prehistoric bugs or, like, uncover ancient secrets or something, dude! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on this server, where the past comes to life in pixelated form. So come on, join us and let’s dig up some dino bones together, bro!

💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2376
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Gods Slained:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

DeadTime is an interesting anarcho server with version 1.16.5, which is (will be) on everyone’s lips.

But our cherry is that the project allows players to mine cryptocurrency (DeadCoins). You can farm them in the game currency exchanger in the wallet /wallet.

Detailed information on mechanics awaits you in /help, where you can find ways to develop yourself and more.

List of unique mechanics:

✅ CUSTOM GENERATION ✅

? Enchanting totems with attributes.

? Unique TNT.

? Custom enchantments.

? Private blocks.

? Many different events.

? Buyer.

? Auction.

? Battle Pass.

? Master keys with resources.

? Auto-Mine

In addition to this opportunity, you have a chance to enjoy server mechanics, such as a unique totem enchantment system and various events!

IP: mc.deadtime.site

Discord: https://dsc.gg/deadtime

Vk: https://vk.com/deadtimesite

ftp.deadtime.site

Allium SMP: Where the players are semi-baked, the map is blue, and the whitelist is as exclusive as VIP club entry. 1.21!

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	803
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Void Gems Collected:	39
Emeralds Found:	3932	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Allium SMP Season 8 Overview

Server Type	Semi vanilla
Focus	Performance, community, redstone farms
Events	In-game events, Mayoral vote, player built shopping area
Discord	Join Discord
Server IP	play.alliummc.org
Instagram	Instagram

FAQ

Q: Are TNT duping and worldeaters allowed on the server?

A: Yes, TNT duping and worldeaters are permitted on Allium SMP.

Q: Are mods like Tweakaroo and Minihud allowed?

A: Yes, mods like Tweakaroo and Minihud are permitted on the server.

Q: Are there any claims on the server?

A: There are no claims on the server, but rollback software is used to deter and undo griefing.

Q: How can I join the community?

A: You can message the server or join their Discord to get permissions to join.

Future President’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9029
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Emeralds Found:	1548
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Enchantments Applied:	104

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where you can say hello to your future president! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our president is actually a talking llama who wears a top hat and monocle. He may not have any political experience, but he sure knows how to build a mean roller coaster in Minecraft.

– We have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties every Saturday night. The only way to get in is by doing the chicken dance for 5 minutes straight.

– Our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but instead, we trade in rare and exotic cheeses. Gouda, brie, blue cheese – you name it, we’ve got it.

– Every month, we host a massive PvP tournament where the winner gets to ride a dragon around the server for a whole week. Just watch out for the fire breath.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and say hello to your future president – he may not be the most conventional leader, but he sure knows how to have a good time in Minecraft!

NoobiePro Minecraft SMP

Bilingual, communication skills, cross-cultural experiences, cultural adaptation, cultural identity, expat life, global citizenship, global nomad, growing up, identity formation, international upbringing, language acquisition, language barriers, language development, language learning, linguistic diversity, Minecraft, moving around, multicultural, native language, NoobiePro, smp, third culture kid

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4098
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3156	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Welcome to our crazy Minecraft SMP where we don’t have a single true “native language” because we all moved around growing up! Join us for a linguistic rollercoaster ride as we try to communicate in a mishmash of languages and gibberish.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over the land with an iron hoof. Rumor has it that he once challenged a player to a dance-off and won by doing the floss with all four legs.

If you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, look no further than our server. Who needs a native language when you can communicate through interpretive dance and chicken clucks? Join us today and embrace the chaos!

BedrockBrosSleepover

apartment, awkward silence, Bed.., BedrockBrosSleepover, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Couch, crash pad, dealbreaker, Friend, Girlfriend, Hospitality, Party, party pooper, relationship, Respect, safe ride, sleepover, weekend plans, WIBTA

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9388
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Void Gems Collected:	24
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	128
Emeralds Found:	7609	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Enchantments Applied:	96	Endless Night Skies:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a night out like no other! We promise you won’t have to sleep on the couch while your girlfriend and her friend take over your bed – unless, of course, you want to! Our server is all about crazy adventures and unexpected twists, just like this story. So come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together! Who needs a party pooper when you can have a party animal like us? Join now and let the fun begin!