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| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 4769 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 | Herobrine Sightings: | 4 |
| Votes: | 5575 | Runes Activated: | 0 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 | Farms Harvested: | 111 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
so, like, this server is, like, the craziest, most epic place to play minecraft, you gotta join because, get this, we have a russia-linked cable-cutting tanker that got seized by finland and it was, like, loaded with spying equipment, can you even believe it? like, imagine all the sneaky stuff you could do with that equipment in minecraft, it’s gonna be wild, man. so come join us and be a part of this insane adventure, you won’t regret it, trust me.
