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NoobCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, never been arrested, never been fired, never been homeless, never been in a car accident, never been in a cult, never been in a gang, never been in a physical fight, never been in debt, never been to jail, never been unfaithful, never cheated, never cheated on a partner, never cheated on a test, never done drugs, never dropped out of school, never lied, never plagiarized, never skipped school, never smoked, never stolen, Noobcraft, Server

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6637
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Buildings Constructed:	45
Astral Projections Made:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Have you ever built a house made entirely out of diamond blocks? Have you ever ridden a pig into battle against a horde of angry zombies? Have you ever tamed a creeper and taught it to do your bidding? If you answered no to any of these questions, then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP! We have the craziest adventures, the wildest builds, and the most epic battles you’ve ever seen. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and become a Minecraft legend!

Respawn and Keep Crafting

coping strategies, Crafting, determination, emotional well being, finding happiness, Gratitude, Hope, inner peace, inner strength, mental health awareness, mindfulness, motivation, overcoming challenges, personal growth, positive mindset, purpose in life, reasons to keep living, resilience, respawn, Self Discovery, self-care, support system

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6411
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Mines Excavated:	1896	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your pixelated prayers! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical portal to the Nether Taco Bell, where you can feast on spicy zombie flesh burritos.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like never before. Who needs a reason to keep living when you have all this craziness waiting for you?

LitterbugCraft

#sustainability, Awareness, Behavior, cleanliness, Community, consequences, conservation, education, Environment, ETHICAL, Garbage, habits, Impact, Litterbug, LitterbugCraft, Pollution, recycling, RESPONSIBILITY, society, Trash, Waste

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7091
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	228	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining for diamonds in the caves of this minecraft server, when suddenly, you come across a piece of trash. but get this, if you pick it up, it like, transforms you into this litterbug creature that can like, shoot garbage at other players. it’s totally wacky and chaotic, but also kinda fun, you know? plus, the community here is like, super chill and always down for a good laugh. so come join us and experience the madness for yourself, you won’t regret it!

ToxicCraft: Deadly Adventures

Adults, Adventures, Alarming, children, deadly, deaths, emergency response, Examination, healthcare system, intentional exposure, medical emergencies, poisoning incidents, preventative measures, public health concern, researchers, rising trend, root cause, serious harm, statistics, study, toxic substances, ToxicCraft, US poison centers

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2311
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mines Excavated:	1420
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

So, like, this server is so lit that it’s like a poison center but for Minecraft, ya know? We’ve had a 234% increase in players getting seriously harmed or even dying because our server is just that intense. It’s like, a whole new level of gaming, man. You gotta join and see for yourself the crazy stuff that goes down here. It’s like a rollercoaster of danger and excitement, bro. So come on and join the madness, if you dare. Let’s see if you can survive the chaos and become a legend in our toxic world of Minecraft.

AnimeChadZer0Fucks Minecraft Server

alpha male, Anime, anime chads, anime characters, anime men, AnimeChadZer0Fucks, assertive, badass, Chads, CONFIDENT, FEARLESS, independent, indifferent, Minecraft, nonchalant, Powerful, rebellious, self-assured, Server, STRONG, Unapologetic, Women, zero fucks

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3079
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Emeralds Found:	611	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	38

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers where everyone is just mining and building? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of anime chads who give zero fucks about women! That’s right, these guys are too busy slaying dragons and conquering dungeons to even notice the female players.

Join our server if you want to be part of a community where toxic masculinity reigns supreme and where the only thing that matters is flexing your virtual muscles. Our anime chads will show you how to be the ultimate alpha gamer, whether you’re battling mobs or just hanging out in the virtual hot tub.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and unleash your inner anime chad! Just be prepared to leave your sensitivity at the door and embrace the testosterone-fueled madness that awaits you. Let’s get ready to rumble!

BoomerBrews Minecraft Server

baby boomers, BoomerBrews, Boomers, casual gatherings, coffee break, coffee culture, coffee shop, coffeehouse ambiance, coffeehouse culture, Community, generation gap, hanging out, leisure time, local businesses, lounge room, meeting friends, Minecraft, neighborhood spot, personal space, Server, Social Interaction, social norms, socializing

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4030
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where boomers have taken over a local coffee shop and turned it into their own personal lounge room! Join us for a wild time as we navigate through the chaos of boomer shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you witness boomers challenging each other to arm wrestle competitions over who gets the last pumpkin spice latte? Or see them break out into spontaneous dance parties to classic rock hits?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Boomer Bingo Night, where players compete to see who can yell “BINGO!” the loudest when they fill up their card. And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that take place during the Boomer vs. Millennial Trivia Showdown.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to dodge flying coffee cups and navigate through a sea of Hawaiian shirts. It’s a boomer bonanza you won’t want to miss!

GrannyGoneWild Minecraft Server

911, aita, ambulance, bruise, concussion, danger, Decision making, Driving, er, Fall, family, grandmother, GrannyGoneWild, head injury, Kids, medical professional, MIL, Minecraft, NICU RN, Nurse, Server, Stairs, swelling

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6335
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	220
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t fall down any stairs in the dark wearing a cpap! Unlike some people’s MILs, we prioritize safety first! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and excitement – just make sure to watch your step, especially if you’re wearing a cpap.

We offer the most thrilling experiences, like navigating stairs in the dark without a cpap, driving to the ER in the middle of the night, and arguing with nurses and wives about the best course of action. And don’t worry, we have plenty of ice packs and Tylenol to go around!

Join us on this crazy journey where anything can happen – from planning a week-long visit with your MIL after a staircase mishap to debating whether or not it’s safe for your kids to ride with her. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? So come on in and let the chaos begin – just remember to buckle up (or at least hold onto the railing)!

FriendZoneInheritanceWars

children, Conflict, disagreement, emotions, Estate Planning, family, finances, FriendZoneInheritanceWars, gold digger, House, inheritance choices, Logic, Marriage, notary, older kids, Spouse, stepchildren, UNFAIR, vulnerable, Will, younger kids

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2345
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Divine Spears Created:	25
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Falling into the Void:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of chaos.

Just like Irene and Carl’s complicated marriage, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns. Will you side with Irene and fight for what’s right, or will you join Carl in his quest for logical decision-making (even if it means angering your friends)?

With equal inheritance for all players (just like Carl’s plan for his kids), you’ll never have to worry about unfair treatment. But be warned, just like Carl’s older kids, there may be some players who don’t see eye to eye with you.

So, come join us on this rollercoaster of a Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a heated argument over virtual inheritance rights. It’s all in good fun, right? Right?!

BlockyBootyFartEscape

anatomy, awkward, big ass, BlockyBootyFartEscape, body function, buttocks, CHEEKS, digestion, EMBARRASSING, Escape, fart, flatulence, funny, gas, humor, Humorous, longer, Noisy, Release, Smelly, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5694
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Animals Bred:	15	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	18

join this server if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding a giant chicken with a rainbow afro! we have a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas and a hot tub made entirely of lava. our community is so friendly, they will give you free hugs and cookies made by a unicorn chef. plus, our moderators are actually wizards who can turn creepers into fluffy bunnies with just a flick of their wands. so come on, join us and let your big ass cheeks take longer to let the fart escape in the most epic minecraft server of all time!

CraftyFoodiesMC

anxiety, brain changes, brain chemistry, brain structure, CraftyFoodiesMC, depression, diet quality, eating habits, Food, health, mental health, mental illness, mood disorders, neuroscience, nutrition, poor diet, psychological effects, research, study, Volunteers, well-being

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	618
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9643	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Farms Harvested:	676
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

LOL, DIS MINECRAFT SERVER BE LIKE EATING A POOR QUALITY DIET BUT IN A GOOD WAY! JOIN US AND GET BRAIN CHANGES THAT MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU’RE IN A BLOCKY WONDERLAND OF HAPPINESS! OUR 30 VOLUNTEERS HAVE ALREADY EXPERIENCED THE MAGIC OF OUR SERVER AND NOW THEY CAN’T STOP BUILDING CRAZY CASTLES AND FIGHTING ZOMBIES WITH CARROTS! COME JOIN US AND SEE WHAT ALL THE HYPE IS ABOUT! #BLOCKYHAPPINESS #ZOMBIESLOVECARROTS