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Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 1140 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Buildings Constructed: | 36 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 |
Mines Excavated: | 2824 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
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