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| Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 317 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 294 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 10 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 148564 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 |
so, like, imagine a minecraft server where we take ordinary stuff and turn it into weapons. like, we got toasters that shoot out flaming toast, and vacuum cleaners that suck up enemies. it’s like a war zone but with household items, man.
the united nations rights chief is all up in arms about it, saying it violates international law. but who cares about that when you can have so much fun blowing stuff up with a hair dryer that shoots out lightning bolts? join our server and be a rebel against the boring rules of the real world. let’s make household appliances great again!
