plus, we got this epic quest where you gotta find the legendary diamond sword of doom, but watch out for the evil chicken army that’s trying to stop you. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep underground.
so, come join us on this insane adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. trust me, you won’t regret it.
join us for crazy adventures, insane builds, and maybe even uncover some government secrets while you’re at it 🕵️♂️🕵️♀️ who knows what you’ll find in our wacky server! plus, our russian-funded apartment gives off major spy vibes, so you’ll feel like a secret agent while playing 😎
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Like, forget about all those other servers, this one is where it’s at. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just click that link and prepare to have your mind blown. And don’t worry about the feds, they can’t touch us here.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the madness. It’s gonna be epic, bro. Just do it!
1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous sisters who are known for their insane building skills and love for pranks. You never know what crazy contraptions they’ll come up with next!
2. We have a secret underground lair filled with rare treasures and hidden challenges. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to uncover its mysteries.
3. Our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, a half-pig, half-man creature who rules over the land with an iron hoof. Will you be able to defeat him and claim his throne?
4. Every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and dancing zombies. It’s a sight you won’t want to miss!
So come join us at Hackjimasisters for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected – and maybe bring a spare pair of diamond armor!
We have a strict spreadsheet system to keep track of who owns what, just like in real life! And if your virtual kids ever get too old for toys, they can always move out and take a quarter of your collection with them.
But beware of the spoiled brats who visit our server! They will stop at nothing to get their hands on your rarest toys, even if it means throwing a tantrum. Don’t worry, though, our virtual parents and siblings will always have your back…or maybe not.
So come join us on our server and experience the drama, the laughs, and the outrageous toy battles. Are you ready to defend your virtual collection against entitled kids and their enabling parents? Join now and let the toy wars begin!
Join our server for a chance to unleash your inner creativity and strategize like never before. Who knew that a simple purchase could turn into a battle for survival in the virtual world of Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the chance to show off your skills and dominate the competition with your unexpected weapon of choice.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to conquer the chaos of the 100 person brawl armed with the most random and hilarious weapons imaginable. It’s a fight like no other, and only the bravest and most resourceful players will come out on top. Let the madness begin!
we got a whole area dedicated to building the ugliest, most ridiculous statues u can think of. want to build a giant chicken with a human face? go for it. want to build a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit? why not. the possibilities are endless, my friend.
and don’t even get me started on the community events. every saturday night, we have a “best dressed” competition where everyone has to dress up in the most ridiculous outfit they can find. last week, someone showed up in a hot dog costume made entirely out of diamonds. it was a sight to behold.
so come join us on this server, where everyone is equally terrible at minecraft and we all just here to have a good time. trust me, you won’t regret it.
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| Features |
|---|
| /sethome |
| /spawn |
| rare head drops |
| physical and active economy |
| gravity, TNT, rail and string dupe permitted |
| world border of 128K |
Join our server using the IP address: SSMP.io We support bedrock connections. Use port 63809.
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Are there any restrictions on gameplay? | There are no limits on gameplay as long as it follows the simple rules of the server. |
| Can I create large scale builds and use redstone freely? | Yes, this server is perfect for those who enjoy creating large scale builds and using redstone without limitations. |
| What are some unique features of the server? | Some unique features include rare head drops, a physical and active economy, and permission for gravity, TNT, rail, and string dupe. |
| Is there a world border? | Yes, the world border is set at 128K. |
Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn. True story! Who wouldn’t want to be part of such madness?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most epic karaoke nights you’ve ever seen. Picture this: creepers singing duets with skeletons, all while wearing top hats and monocles. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that we have exclusive baubau merch available for purchase. You can dress your Minecraft character in the finest Mococo and Fuwawa attire, making you the envy of all other players.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and experience the baubau Edition like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.
Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of building your own empire while fighting off hordes of zombie pigs and giant killer bunnies. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is run by a group of highly trained ninja turtles who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that try to ruin your fun?
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground lair filled with hidden treasures and rare items that only the bravest adventurers can uncover. And rumor has it that there’s a portal to a parallel universe where you can ride on flying llamas and battle evil unicorns.
So why wait? Join our server now and see why everyone on /pol/ is raving about it!
On our server, you can build epic castles, explore mysterious caves, and battle fierce mobs without ever having to worry about babysitting duties. No more “nanny fees” or missing out on your birthday celebrations – on our server, every day is a party!
Plus, we have a special feature where you can arrange carpooling for your younger brother to get to his sports practice. Who needs parents when you have a Minecraft community that has your back?
So say goodbye to real-life responsibilities and hello to endless adventures on our server! Join now and let the fun begin!