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Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 5866 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4873 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Emeralds Found: | 3660 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, intense mining competitions where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted pickaxe, and a secret underground society of villagers who throw the most lit parties in the Nether.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock a secret skin that turns you into a flying pig with laser eyes. Plus, we have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you infinite health and super speed.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now before it gets delisted from Steam for being too crazy and chaotic. Trust us, you won’t regret it!