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Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 5765 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 19 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 27 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 | Wilderness Tamed: | 16 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that farts out diamonds every time you feed it a golden carrot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the enchanted toilet of infinite flushing, where you can flush away all your worries and watch as they magically disappear.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!