LOL u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows but with creepers and zombies instead. like, if u join u get a free pet dragon that farts diamonds and shoots fireballs at ur enemies.
also, if u don’t join, u might get ghosted online and then u’ll turn into a zombie in real life. like, u’ll start craving brains and eating ur mom’s spaghetti with ur bare hands. it’s cray cray, man.
so, join dis server and save urself from becoming a zombie. plus, we have a secret underground disco party every night where u can dance with skeletons and party with witches. it’s lit, fam.