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| Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 2102 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Battle Standards Raised: | 15 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Void Armor Forged: | 27 |
so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s, like, totally bonkers? well, this server is the place for u, my dude!
we got, like, a secret underground society of llamas who run the show. they wear tiny top hats and monocles and speak in british accents. it’s wild, man.
also, there’s a rumor that if u find the hidden diamond mine, u get teleported to a disco party with dancing creepers and glow-in-the-dark sheep.
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, they soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels. it’s a sight to behold, lemme tell ya.
so, if u wanna experience the ultimate minecraft madness, come join us on this server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, u might even get a digital prostate exam. wait, scratch that last part. just come play, okay?
