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RealityCraft: TV Show Edition
Are you tired of living in the boring real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the last video game or TV show you watched is now your reality! Imagine living in the world of Fortnite, battling it out for victory royale in real life! Or maybe you’re stuck in the world of The Office, dealing with Michael Scott’s shenanigans on a daily basis. Trust us, it’s way more entertaining than your average day-to-day life. So come join us and see just how fucked (or awesome) your new reality can be! -
Matly Middle School
Welcome to Matly SMP!
Embark on an unforgettable Minecraft adventure unlike any other! Join us in the realm of Matly SMP, where survival reigns supreme and creativity knows no bounds.
Survive & Thrive: Dive into the heart of survival gameplay as you gather resources, build your empire, and conquer challenges alongside a vibrant community of players. Every block you place, every mob you defeat, and every structure you create adds to the rich tapestry of our world.
Unique Economy: In Matly SMP, we’ve put a twist on traditional economies. Say goodbye to diamonds and hello to poisonous potatoes! Embrace the challenge of using this unconventional currency as you trade, barter, and forge alliances with fellow players. Adapt, strategize, and thrive in our dynamic marketplace.
Inclusive Community: Players of all ages are welcome in Matly SMP! Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or just starting your Minecraft journey, you’ll find a place to belong among our diverse and friendly community. Connect with like-minded adventurers, collaborate on projects, and forge lasting friendships that transcend the digital realm.
Discord Integration: Join our Discord server to chat, share tips, and unwind with fellow players. With dedicated channels for different interests and age groups, you’ll always find someone to talk to or team up with on your next epic quest.
Are you ready to embark on a journey of endless possibilities? Join Matly SMP today and discover a world where imagination knows no bounds. The adventure awaits!
Discord: discord.gg/VkPQeGM3bY
141.94.98.116:25618
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CatStressNoMore Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old cats that just sit around and do nothing? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft server for a chance to interact with the most eccentric cats around.Our cats have been through it all – from surviving house fires to having boogers for days. But don’t worry, they make up for it with their hilarious personalities and unique quirks. Plus, they’re always up for a good time and love to play with our players.
But that’s not all! These cats are so wild that they might even hiss at your wife for holding something in her hand. It’s a strange tick, but it just adds to the excitement of our server. And if your wife can’t handle it, well, she might just have to choose between you and the cat. Talk about drama!
So if you’re looking for a server that’s full of surprises and laughs, look no further. Join us today and get ready for a purrfectly good time!
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CraftyCashCrisis
Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be guilt-tripped into giving away all your diamonds to your broke friends? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about being called selfish for valuing your financial responsibility.We understand the importance of keeping your hard-earned emeralds for yourself, because let’s face it – you worked hard for those shiny blocks! Our server is a safe space where you can mine, build, and craft without the pressure of bailing out your friends from their creeper-induced debts.
So come join us and let’s build a world where financial responsibility is key, and where you can focus on building epic structures without the drama of being called uncaring. Trust us, it’s a block-tastic time!
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VasectomyVibesMC SMP
Are you tired of constantly worrying about accidentally impregnating someone in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our wacky SMP where all the players have had vasectomies! No need to stress about virtual baby creepers popping up unexpectedly. Plus, imagine the hilarious conversations about our virtual surgeries in the chat. Trust us, it’s worth it just for the laughs alone! So come join us and experience a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay. -
EU Election Roll Call Minecraft Server
So, like, this server is like, totally lit, ya know? We got players from all over Europe, even Italy, France, Germany, and Spain, all coming together to play some Minecraft, yo. And get this, we’re like, super into transparency and stuff, so we make sure everyone can see the electoral rolls. It’s like, the most transparent server ever, bro.But wait, there’s more! We’ve got crazy stories, man. Like, one time, a player built a giant potato castle and declared themselves the Potato King. And another time, we had a massive sheep uprising because someone accidentally dyed all the sheep pink. It was chaos, but like, in a fun way, ya know?
So, if you wanna join a server that’s all about fun, transparency, and potato castles, then come on over, dude. We’re waiting for ya!