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Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 6938 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Divine Scrolls Written: | 10 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 28 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 43 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
we got, like, a secret underground society of llamas who run the show. they wear tiny top hats and monocles and speak in british accents. it’s wild, man.
also, there’s a rumor that if u find the hidden diamond mine, u get teleported to a disco party with dancing creepers and glow-in-the-dark sheep.
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, they soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels. it’s a sight to behold, lemme tell ya.
so, if u wanna experience the ultimate minecraft madness, come join us on this server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, u might even get a digital prostate exam. wait, scratch that last part. just come play, okay?