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Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 6261 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 |
Gods Slained: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 60 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 |
Villages Defended: | 14 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. These llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu and will kick butt and take names in your honor.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).