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Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 5488 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 55 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
imagine a world where pigs fly, literally. on this server, we have flying pigs that drop bacon instead of porkchops. it’s like a bacon lover’s dream come true.
oh, and did i mention that our server has a secret underground city filled with unicorns and rainbows? yeah, it’s true. you can ride a unicorn through a rainbow tunnel while shooting glitter arrows at your enemies. it’s like a magical disco party, but in minecraft form.
plus, we have a special plugin that turns all the creepers into friendly kittens. so instead of blowing up your house, they’ll just cuddle with you and purr. it’s like having a pet explosion, but in a good way.
so come join our server and experience the wackiest, most insane minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.