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  • ZuckCraft: Stop EU Fines!

    ZuckCraft: Stop EU Fines!
    HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN ZUCKERBERG IS TALKIN’ ‘BOUT IT? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK, ‘CAUSE THIS SERVER IS WHERE IT’S AT!

    WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE, AND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS. OH, AND DID I MENTION THE ENDER DRAGON WEARS SUNGLASSES AND RIDES A PIG?

    BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER IS SO EPIC, TRUMP HIMSELF IS TRYNA STOP THE EU FROM FINING US TECH COMPANIES. WHY? ‘CAUSE OUR REDSTONE CONTRAPTIONS ARE SO ADVANCED, THEY MAKE ELON MUSK JEALOUS.

    SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITIN’ FOR? JOIN US NOW AND BECOME A PART OF THE CRAZIEST, MOST OUTRAGEOUS MINECRAFT COMMUNITY ON THE BLOCK! LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, BABY! WOOHOO!

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  • CraftyPixelAppleLand

    CraftyPixelAppleLand
    so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like being inside a lava pit but without the burns? well, this server is like that but with diamonds instead of lava.

    imagine a world where pigs fly, literally. on this server, we have flying pigs that drop bacon instead of porkchops. it’s like a bacon lover’s dream come true.

    oh, and did i mention that our server has a secret underground city filled with unicorns and rainbows? yeah, it’s true. you can ride a unicorn through a rainbow tunnel while shooting glitter arrows at your enemies. it’s like a magical disco party, but in minecraft form.

    plus, we have a special plugin that turns all the creepers into friendly kittens. so instead of blowing up your house, they’ll just cuddle with you and purr. it’s like having a pet explosion, but in a good way.

    so come join our server and experience the wackiest, most insane minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • CraftySearchCrafters

    CraftySearchCrafters
    so, like, u know how google is all like “i’m the king of the internet, bow down to me”? well, guess what? a US judge just dropped the hammer and said “nah, bro, u can’t be hogging all the search engine glory, that’s illegal af”. so now google is shooketh and everyone is like “what now, bro?”. but hey, forget about all that drama and come join our minecraft server instead! we got pigs that can fly, diamonds that rain from the sky, and creepers that do the macarena. plus, our server is so lit that even google is jealous. so come on over and let’s build some epic stuff together, cuz why not? ignore the legal drama and let’s have some fun!

    New Minecraft Server
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