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| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 4938 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 14 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 17 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 6 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 6 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Farms Harvested: | 374 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. we got a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers.
if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds. we also have a giant roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano and a water park with real sharks (don’t worry, they’re friendly).
come join us and be part of the most lit minecraft community ever. we even have a secret handshake that involves doing the floss dance while riding a llama. so what are you waiting for? come join us before pope francis bans us for being too awesome.
