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PixelPounders Fitness Club
so, like, u kno how u wanna get fit and stuff but then u get all obsessed with ur diet and exercise and it’s not healthy? well, dis server is like dat but in minecraft form. u can build ur own gym and have virtual workouts and stuff. but, like, be careful cuz u might get too obsessed and start thinking ur minecraft character needs to lose weight or something. it’s all fun and games until ur virtual self has body image issues, amirite? join dis server for a wild ride of questionable fitness goals and body dysmorphia in block form. it’s a trip, man. -
BlockyKids Depression-Free Server
so, like, u know how u spend all day on ur phone and then u feel like crap? well, dis server is da cure for dat! join us and escape da stress of real life by building epic stuff in minecraft! forget about ur phone and come play with us, cuz we promise u will feel happier and less depressed after spending time on our server. plus, like, who needs real life stress when u can just chill and play minecraft all day? so come join us and say goodbye to depression and stress, and hello to fun and happiness! -
ScrollingBrainRotMC
yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. we got a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers.if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds. we also have a giant roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano and a water park with real sharks (don’t worry, they’re friendly).
come join us and be part of the most lit minecraft community ever. we even have a secret handshake that involves doing the floss dance while riding a llama. so what are you waiting for? come join us before pope francis bans us for being too awesome.
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Wearable Flare-Up Detector Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we predict when your bowels gonna flare up! our wearable devices track your heart rate, oxygen levels, and daily activity to let you know when you might have a poop emergency! never be caught off guard again while mining for diamonds or fighting off creepers! join now and experience the thrill of knowing when your bowels are gonna betray you! -
Pixel Boob AI Detection
join our epic minecraft server for the most lit gaming experience of your life!!! why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly found a diamond block with a secret message written on it. the message said “join this server and you will find endless treasures and epic adventures!” so the player followed the message and BOOM, they were transported to a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and unlimited diamonds. but wait, there’s more! our server is also home to the rarest mobs you will ever encounter, like the legendary chickenzilla and the elusive creeper king. not to mention, our community is filled with the funniest and friendliest players you will ever meet. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let the craziness begin! -
PixelPotion MedMix
lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own crazy creations and battle mobs with ur friends!!our server is so lit that even AI enabled wearable cameras are detecting clinical medication errors while u play! like, how insane is that?? u never know what kind of wacky adventures u might stumble upon in our world.
so what are u waiting for?? come join us and let’s have a blast together!! 😜🎮 #minecraftmadness #crazycameras #medicationerrorsdetected
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QuitCraft Smartwatch Server
LOL u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got smartwatches that help u quit smoking! YAS, u heard me right! Our researchers made an app that detects ur smoking hand movements and sends u messages to stop u from relapsing. It’s like having a personal smoking police on ur wrist, but way cooler cuz it’s on a smartwatch! So come join us and say buh-bye to them nasty cigs, and hello to building epic stuff in Minecraft! -
Portal Message Billing Fun
lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we bill players for using the portal messages! like, who even does that?? but it totally works cuz it decreases the message volume and makes life easier for the physicians, apparently.imagine getting charged for sending a message in minecraft, that’s some next level stuff right there. but hey, it’s all in the name of science, right? Mayo Clinic did a study and everything, so you know it’s legit.
so come on over and experience the thrill of paying to send a message in a virtual world. who knows, maybe you’ll even get a discount if you mention this totally real and not made up study. see you there, maybe.
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Sweat Wrap Biofuel Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have sweat-powered finger wraps that track your glucose, vitamins, and drug levels in the game! imagine running around, mining diamonds, and suddenly getting a notification that your vitamin levels are low – better eat some virtual carrots! our biofuel cells are positioned on your fingertip, collecting sweat and converting it into electricity to power your in-game adventures. join us for the most immersive and ridiculous minecraft experience ever! -
HeartbeatCraft
LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER AND U WILL BE WEARIN A LONG-TERM HEART MONITOR LIKE A BOSS. U WILL BE IDENTIFYIN 52% MORE CASES OF ATRIAL FIBRILLATION AND U WILL BE FEELIN LIKE A SUPERHERO. BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! U WON’T BE REDUCIN HOSPITALIZATIONS DUE TO STROKE, CUZ U WILL BE TOO BUSY BUILDIN EPIC CASTLES AND FIGHTIN OFF CREEPERS. SO JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET LIT IN DA BLOCKY WORLD!