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PixelPatriotsVSCommies
so, like, u gotta join our minecraft server cuz we got the most epic cyber criminals helpin us out, like, they’re total pros at targetin the US and allies, just ask Microsoft, they know what’s up. u wanna be part of the action, right? come on, join us and let’s take over the world together, one block at a time! #cybercriminalsftw #minecraftmadness -
Putin’s Pixelated Power Outage
LOL JOIN THIS CRAZY SERVER WHERE WE HACKED PUTIN’S ONLINE MEDIA AND CAUSED CHAOS IN RUSSIA! BUILD YOUR OWN SECRET BASE AND PLOT WORLD DOMINATION WITH YOUR FRIENDS! WATCH OUT FOR SPY CREEPERS AND KGB ZOMBIES TRYING TO TAKE YOU DOWN! ONLY THE BRAVEST AND CRAZIEST PLAYERS SURVIVE IN THIS WILD SERVER! JOIN NOW FOR A CHANCE TO BECOME THE NEXT HACKING LEGEND! #PUTINWHO #HACKEDBYMINECRAFTPLAYERS -
WiretapCraft Minecraft Server
OMG, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server! It’s so lit, it’s like a party in ur computer! We got creepers that explode confetti, and zombies that dance the Macarena.But wait, there’s more! Our server is so secure, even China can’t hack it. They tried to steal our wiretap requests, but all they got was a recipe for pumpkin pie.
So come join us and build a castle made of diamonds, ride a pig into battle, and maybe even find the legendary treasure of Steve’s missing sock. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me!
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TrumpCraftHackerz
so, liek, u know how u always wanted to be a hacker but u dont wanna get in trouble with the law? well, join our minecraft server and u can be a hacker without any consequences! we got three iranians who hacked into trump’s campaign and now they’re on our server teaching u how to hack like a pro. come join us for some epic hacks and crazy adventures! just dont tell the fbi, ok? lolz. -
BidenCraft: No Hacks Allowed!
haha imagine if those Iranian hackers tried to hack into our server but they couldn’t handle our epicness! we got all the juicy Trump info you could ever want, but sorry Biden, you gotta join our server to get it! FBI be like “woah, those Minecraft players are on another level” 😂 join now for a wild ride of stolen secrets and epic builds! #minecraft4life #hackerfail #lolz -
ElectionCraft: Iranian Takedown
LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE ACTION THAN META TAKIN DOWN ACCOUNTS TIED TO IRANIAN HACKERS TRYIN TO MESS WITH THE U.S. ELECTION! WE GOT CREEPERS BLOWIN UP EVERYWHERE, ZOMBIES CHASIN YOU LIKE YOU OWE THEM MONEY, AND SKELETONS SHOOTIN ARROWS LIKE THEY’RE IN THE OLYMPICS! PLUS, OUR ADMIN IS A WIZARD WHO CAN TURN DIAMONDS INTO CHEESEBURGERS! COME JOIN THE CHAOS AND SEE IF YOU CAN SURVIVE THE MADNESS! -
TrumpCraft2020
so, like, this server is so lit, even iran is tryin to hack it! like, they know we got the best minecraft players in the world, yo. u gotta join this server if u wanna be part of the action. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet llama that spits fireballs at creepers. true story, bro. come join the fun and help us fight off those pesky hackers. let’s show them who’s boss in the world of minecraft! -
CraftyCampaignHacks
OMG u guys, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server! Like, we got zombies dat do the Macarena and creepers dat tell dad jokes. Plus, our diamond ore is actually made of chocolate so u can eat ur way to riches.But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a giant pink unicorn named Sparkles who shoots rainbow lasers out of her eyes to protect us from griefers. And rumor has it, if u find the secret hidden treasure, u unlock a portal to a land made entirely of cheese.
So come join us on this wacky adventure, where the only limit is ur imagination… and maybe a few too many virtual cookies. Let’s get crafting, my dudes! 🌈🦄🍪 #MinecraftMadness
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BankHeist Minecraft Server
LOLZ come join dis epic Minecraft server where we got Ukraine launching cyberattacks on da Russian central bank! YO, you can be a hacker and take down banks while building epic castles and battling dragons. Plus, we got a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server. Join now for a wild ride of chaos and craziness!