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Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 9003 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Orbs of Power Found: | 6 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 17 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 18 |
We got pigs that can fly, bro. I’m not even kidding. And the cows? They can breakdance like nobody’s business.
Oh, and don’t even get me started on the zombies. They’re like, the best dancers in the whole server. It’s like Thriller up in here 24/7.
And the best part? The creepers are actually super chill. They just want to give you hugs, man. HUGS.
So, like, if you want to join the most epic, craziest, weirdest Minecraft server ever, then you better hop on this train, bro. Trust me, you won’t regret it.