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Digital Distractions

  • Screen Time Stress Relief

    Screen Time Stress Relief
    LOL THIS SERVER IS THE BOMB DIGGITY, IF U WANNA AVOID PSYCHOLOGICAL DISTRESS THEN JOIN US AND PLAY MINECRAFT ALL DAY ERRYDAY! OUR SERVER IS LIKE A MAGICAL LAND FILLED WITH UNICORNS AND RAINBOWS, EXCEPT THE UNICORNS ARE ACTUALLY CREEPERS AND THE RAINBOWS LEAD TO TREASURE CHESTS FULL OF DIAMONDS!

    WE GOT A COMMUNITY OF PLAYERS WHO WILL MAKE U LAUGH TILL U PEE UR PANTS, AND A STAFF TEAM THAT WILL MAKE SURE U NEVER GET BORED. WE EVEN HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND SHEEP THAT CAN DO THE MACARENA.

    SO IF U WANNA ESCAPE REALITY AND DIVE INTO A WORLD OF MADNESS AND MAYHEM, JOIN OUR SERVER NOW! TRUST US, IT’S BETTER THAN THERAPY!

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  • Pixelated Phone Thieves

    Pixelated Phone Thieves
    so, like, u know how people r always on their phones and stuff, right? well, imagine this: u could totally get away with stealing a cookie from the cookie jar cuz no one is paying attention!! on our server, u can live out all ur cookie-stealing fantasies without any consequences. plus, our security cameras take the worst images ever, so even if u do get caught, no one will even know it’s u. join us for a wild ride of crime and chaos, where the only rule is to have fun and eat all the cookies u want.

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  • MineTimeWaster Minecraft SMP

    MineTimeWaster Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question your sanity? Look no further, because our server is the epitome of chaos and craziness! Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the rarest of rare blocks, like the elusive diamond-encrusted potato or the mystical rainbow sheep.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who control the economy with their impeccable trading skills. Want to get rich quick? Just butter up a llama and watch the diamonds roll in!

    And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the server owner to a dance-off for the chance to win a legendary enchanted pumpkin helmet. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT parties every Friday)!

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  • VidSkipCraft

    VidSkipCraft
    so like, you ever been playin’ minecraft and just like, got so bored you started scrollin’ through online videos? well, on this server, we PROMISE you won’t get bored! like, seriously, we have so much crazy stuff happenin’ that you won’t even have time to think about clickin’ away.

    we got creepers ridin’ pigs, chickens wearin’ armor, and villagers breakdancin’ in the streets. not to mention the time we had a giant zombie apocalypse and had to team up to survive. it was wild, man.

    plus, our mods are like, super chill and always comin’ up with new events and challenges to keep things spicy. like that one time we had a build battle where everyone had to make a statue of their favorite food. let’s just say there were a lot of giant pizza sculptures.

    so come join us on this server for a wild ride of chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of blocky romance. you never know what’s gonna happen next, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t be bored!

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