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NoLifeCraft

Digital Detox, digital distraction, digital overload, internet, internet addiction, internet consumption, internet culture, internet habits, NoLifeCraft, online addiction, online behavior, online culture, online habits, screen addiction, screen time, social media addiction, social media obsession, social media usage, Technology, technology addiction, Time management

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9428
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	82
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Divine Scrolls Written:	7

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A PARTY IN YOUR BRAIN BUT WITH BLOCKS AND CREEPERS. JOIN US IF YOU WANNA RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE OR TURN INTO A FLYING PIG. WE GOT DIAMONDS THE SIZE OF YOUR MOM’S MEATLOAF AND A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH SQUID NINJAS.

ALSO, WE HAVE A MYSTERIOUS PORTAL THAT LEADS TO A LAND WHERE EVERYTHING IS UPSIDE DOWN AND PIGS RULE THE WORLD. DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CHANCE TO FIGHT A DRAGON MADE OUT OF RAINBOWS AND UNICORN FARTS.

SO, IF YOU WANNA EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE, JOIN US NOW AND BECOME A LEGEND AMONGST THE BLOCKS. TRUST US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT… UNLESS YOU’RE AFRAID OF FUN, THEN MAYBE STAY AWAY.

PuppyPaybackCraft

abandoned pet, aita, dog adoption, ethical dilemma, pet abandonment, pet care, pet custody, pet neglect, pet ownership, pet ownership rights, pet rehoming, pet rehoming controversy, pet rehoming decision, pet rehoming process, pet welfare, PuppyPaybackCraft, rehoming, RESPONSIBILITY, selling ex’s dog

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8226
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Farms Harvested:	538
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of dealing with unexpected responsibilities, just like taking care of your ex-girlfriend’s dog, Max! Join us for a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like when your ex found out you rehomed Max for $500!

Explore our server and meet new friends who understand the importance of setting boundaries and taking charge of your own life. Build your own virtual dog shelter and show the world that you can make tough decisions, just like rehoming Max to a loving new owner.

Don’t worry about being called a “psycho” or a “monster” by your ex and mutual friends, because on our server, we celebrate bold moves and standing up for yourself. So come join us and let’s create some epic Minecraft moments together, just like the moment you decided to sell Max for some extra cash!

NormieWeirdo Minecraft SMP

Accepted, Behavior, BIZARRE, culture, customs, Mainstream, Minecraft, norm, NormieWeirdo, norms, odd, peculiar, quirky, smp, socially accepted, societal expectations, societal norms, society, strange, Traditions, Unconventional, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2102
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Villages Defended:	11
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

Bro, have you ever heard of this Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally insane, dude. Like, the owner is a unicorn who farts rainbows and the admins are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, the currency on the server is not diamonds or emeralds, but actual pieces of cheese. Yeah, you heard me right, CHEESE.

But wait, there’s more. The main goal of the server is to build the tallest tower made entirely out of mashed potatoes. And every full moon, there’s a massive dance party where everyone has to wear chicken costumes. It’s like a cult, but with more blocky graphics.

Oh, and did I mention that the mobs on the server are all friendly and just want to give you hugs? Yeah, no more creepers blowing up your stuff, now they just want to cuddle. It’s like living in a weird, alternate universe where everything is just… weirdly normal.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question your sanity, come join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the flying llamas, they’re a real doozy.

BlockyLoveGoneWrong

addiction, BlockyLoveGoneWrong, Communication, dishonesty, external influences, Infidelity, Insecurity, Jealousy, lack of commitment, lack of compromise, lack of effort, lack of empathy, lack of respect, Miscommunication., neglect, relationships, Selfishness, social media, Technology, Trust, unrealistic expectations

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8897
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Love Letters Sent:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Magic Items Found:	1835
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Are you tired of your significant other spending more time with their phone than with you? Well, we have the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server!

Our server is so addicting, your partner won’t even have time to check their phone. They’ll be too busy building epic structures, battling mobs, and exploring our crazy custom biomes.

Plus, studies have shown that couples who play Minecraft together have a stronger bond. So why waste time arguing about who left the toilet seat up when you could be working together to defeat the Ender Dragon?

Join our server today and watch your relationship blossom like a beautiful red tulip in a field of creepers.

Creeper Cannibal Resort

cannibal, cannibalism, creeper, crisis management., Desperation, emergency response, Extreme Measures, harrowing ordeal, ISOLATED, mining accident, news headline, remote location, rescue operation, resort, smoke them out, South African police, starvation, stranded, Survival, survival instincts, Tragedy, trapped miners, Underground

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9260
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Crops Grown:	8630	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

LOLZ JOIN OUR SERVER OR U MIGHT END UP LIKE THESE TRAPPED MINERS WHO HAD TO EAT EACH OTHER CUZ THE POLICE COULDN’T FIND THEM HAHAHAHA. OUR SERVER IS SO LIT THAT U WON’T EVEN NEED TO EAT UR FRIENDS, JUST COME AND BUILD EPIC STUFF WITH US. WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE TO GANGNAM STYLE. SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW BEFORE U BECOME A CANNIBAL LOLZ.

Ethereal SMP

Adventure, bedrock, custom advancements, diamonds, Discord, Ethereal, etherealsmp, Explore, Ip:, java, money system, new, play.etherealsmp.net, Plugins, RICHEST, Rtp, Semivanilla, Sit, smp, SPIN, Staff, Teams

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9645
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Ethereal SMP Server Overview

Server Name	Ethereal SMP
Features	RTP /sit, /spin and more! Teams system Money system (diamonds = $100) Custom advancements
Discord	Join the Discord
IP Address	play.etherealsmp.net

FAQs

Q: How often does the server reset?

A: The server resets every year.

Q: Can I create my own team on the server?

A: Yes, you can create your own team with your friends.

Q: How does the money system work?

A: Diamonds are equivalent to $100 in the server’s economy. Compete with other players to see who can be the richest!

Q: Are there custom advancements on the server?

A: Yes, there are custom advancements added by a plugin, giving players more goals to achieve.

Peanut Butter & Jelly Land 1.21

Bread, BUTTER, Childhood, classic, comfort food, DELICIOUS, first time, foodie, jelly, Land, lunch, LUNCHBOX, Memories, nostalgic, peanut, peanut butter, sandwich, Savory, School, Simple, snack, spread, SWEET

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3147
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Void Gems Collected:	18
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is lit AF! We got pigs that can fly, cows that can breakdance, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes! It’s like a freakin’ circus in here, but with blocks and stuff. And get this, the diamonds are actually made of chocolate! So you can mine them and then eat them, it’s like Willy Wonka’s factory up in here. Plus, the zombies drop disco balls instead of rotten flesh, so you can have a dance party while defending your base. Trust me, you won’t find a more wacky and wild server out there. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the craziness begin!

WeekendWarrior Minecraft SMP

how was your weekend, Minecraft, smp, weekend, weekend activities, weekend adventures, weekend downtime, weekend enjoyment, weekend fun, weekend getaway, weekend happiness, weekend highlights, weekend joy, weekend leisure, weekend memories, weekend plans, weekend recap, weekend relaxation, weekend rest, weekend satisfaction, weekend vibes, WeekendWarrior

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3808
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Magic Items Found:	2108
Farms Harvested:	314	Ores Mined:	1364
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	10

OMG guys, my weekend was like totally epic! I joined this super cool Minecraft SMP and let me tell you, it was lit AF! Like, there were flying pigs everywhere and the trees were made of rainbow blocks. I even found a secret cave filled with diamond chickens, like what even is that?! And get this, the owner of the server is actually a unicorn in disguise, like what a plot twist, am I right? So if you wanna have a weekend as wild as mine, you gotta join this SMP ASAP! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to fun or something, lolololol.

Blockageddon

Blockageddon, brush with death, close call, coming face to face with death, confronting mortality, existential crisis, facing mortality, facing the inevitable, facing the unknown, feeling doomed, feeling helpless, fight or flight response, life flashing before my eyes, life-altering moment, life-changing event, moment of despair, Near Death Experience, overwhelming fear, staring death in the face, survival instinct, traumatic experience

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7414
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	20
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

Have you ever been mining deep in the caves of Minecraft, only to realize you’ve run out of torches and the only light source you have left is a glowing creeper staring you down? Well, fear no more because on our server, we have a special “Creeper Whisperer” rank that allows you to communicate with these explosive little guys and convince them to become your personal bodyguards!

Picture this: you’re wandering through the lush forests of our server, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden village of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing. Yes, you read that right – breakdancing villagers! Join our server and witness the most epic dance battles between these funky villagers, all while trying to avoid getting served by their killer moves.

And let’s not forget about our legendary treasure hunts, where players have the chance to dig up buried chests filled with rare loot and enchanted weapons. But be warned, some chests are guarded by mischievous skeletons who have a bone to pick with anyone trying to steal their precious loot.

So, if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other, join our Minecraft server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those creeper bodyguards).

GlacierPoo Boosted Land Revive

ANDES, animal conservation, Biodiversity, Boosted, climate change, dung enrichment, ecological balance, ecosystem recovery, environmental impact, GlacierPoo, glaciers, high altitude animals, Land, land revival, melting glaciers, mountain ecosystems, natural fertilization, Peruvian wildlife, plant growth, Revive, soil enrichment, south america, Sustainable Agriculture, Vicuñas

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1195
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Animals Bred:	119	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ VICUNAS IN DA ANDES BE OUT HERE SAVING DA PLANET, BRUH! DEY BE POOPIN’ ALL OVA DA PLACE AND MAKIN’ DA LAND LIT AGAIN AFTER DEM GLACIERS BE MELTIN’. JOIN US AND BE A VICUNA HERO, HELPIN’ DA EARTH AND BUILDIN’ EPIC MINECRAFT CREATIONS AT DA SAME TIME! #VICUNALOVE #SAVETHEPLANET #MINECRAFTVICUNAS

Dreamscape Oasis 1.21.2

1.21.2, Classified, Confidential, confidential information, confidential message, Covert, don’t look, dreamscape, encrypted, eyes only, Forbidden, hidden meaning, hidden message, Mysterious, NAPKEKS, Oasis, Private, restricted access, secret message, Surprise, top secret, undisclosed, Warning

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5810
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows, except the unicorns are actually creepers in disguise and the rainbows are made of TNT!

You can build the craziest, most epic structures you can imagine, like a giant hotdog castle or a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit. And don’t even get me started on the mobs – they’re like a bunch of party animals who just wanna dance all night long.

Plus, there’s this secret hidden treasure that only the bravest adventurers can find, and rumor has it that it’s guarded by a pack of derpy llamas wearing top hats. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!