join our epic minecraft server where parents are banned from using technology so you can finally build your dream castle without any distractions! no more annoying parents asking you to do chores or homework, just pure gaming bliss. Plus, studies show that playing on our server can actually decrease anxiety and increase focus, so you’ll be a minecraft pro in no time. Come join us and escape the real world for a while, you won’t regret it!
TechDistractedKidsMC
iPadRuinerCraft
Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget to eat, sleep, or even talk to your friends and family? Look no further! Join our server and experience the ultimate level of obsession with our virtual world.Just like Jimothy and his iPad, you’ll be glued to your screen for hours on end, forgetting about the real world around you. Who needs social interaction when you can mine for diamonds and build epic structures all day long?
But beware, once you join our server, there’s no turning back. You’ll become reclusive, irritable, and completely addicted to the game. Your friends and family will wonder what happened to you as you push them away in favor of more Minecraft time.
So come join us and experience the ultimate virtual reality experience. Just be prepared to say goodbye to your social life and hello to a whole new world of obsession. Don’t worry, it’ll be totally worth it…maybe.
AngryTabletTrouble
so, liek, u wanna join dis minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit, it will make u forget all ur anger and frustration from using a tablet too much as a preschooler.we got crazy builds dat will blow ur mind, like a giant chicken made out of diamonds or a roller coaster dat goes through a lava pit.
if u join dis server, u will be transported to a magical land where u can forget all ur problems and just have a blast building and exploring.
who needs emotional regulation skills when u can just play minecraft all day? come join us and let all ur worries melt away in a sea of blocks and creepers.
ScreenCrafters
haha u ever had a day where u didnt see a screen? me neither! come join our minecraft server where u can escape the screen by staring at a virtual screen instead! it’s like screen-ception, but with blocks and stuff.we have a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually llamas in disguise. they throw llama parties every night and do llama karaoke. it’s lit, fam.
also, did u know our server is haunted by a ghost named steve? he’s always messing with the redstone and turning all the pigs into zombies. but don’t worry, he’s a friendly ghost. just don’t make eye contact with him or he’ll steal all your diamonds.
join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and the chance to meet a llama in a suit. what more could u ask for in a minecraft server? come join us now and let’s have some fun!
TabletTots – Slow Response Zone
LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we promise you won’t turn into a toddler who can’t respond to prompts! We got 63 toddlers to test it out and they took FOREVER to acknowledge requests while playing games on tablets. So, if you want to keep your communication skills intact, hop on our server and save yourself from becoming a slowpoke like those poor toddlers. Touch-screens may be the enemy, but our server is the savior! Join now before it’s too late!Pixelated Parent Problems
LOL this server is the bomb diggity, like seriously you gotta join cuz it’s like the coolest place ever. we got so much fun stuff to do, you won’t even remember what a smartphone is. we got pigs that can fly, like for real, they sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels. and our cows? oh man, don’t even get me started. they wear sunglasses and ride around on skateboards, doing sick tricks and stuff. it’s like a barnyard circus up in here. plus, our creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your friends. they’ll follow you around and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. it’s like a love fest with explosions, what more could you ask for? so come on down to our server, where the only thing you’ll be complaining about is how much fun you’re having.