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  • BlockPhone School Minecraft Server

    BlockPhone School Minecraft Server
    so like, this server is like the DENMARK of all Minecraft servers, bro. we ban all mobile phones cuz we want you to be fully immersed in the blocky world of Minecraft. no distractions, just pure gaming bliss.

    imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly your phone rings. NOPE. not on this server, buddy. we take gaming SERIOUSLY.

    plus, after-school clubs? pfft, who needs ’em when you can join our server and build the most epic castle ever. trust me, you won’t even remember what an after-school club is once you join us.

    so come on, join the DENMARK of Minecraft servers and experience a whole new level of gaming. just leave your phone at the door, okay?

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  • Myopia Mine – Screen Time Server

    Myopia Mine – Screen Time Server
    join our epic minecraft server and save your eyes from the dreaded myopia! forget about staring at screens all day, come build and explore in our virtual world where myopia is just a made-up word!

    our server is so lit, you’ll be too busy crafting and battling mobs to even think about myopia. plus, our pixelated graphics are so easy on the eyes, you’ll never want to leave.

    who needs 20/20 vision when you can have 20/20 blocks to build with? join now and say goodbye to myopia forever!

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  • BlockyKids Depression-Free Server

    BlockyKids Depression-Free Server
    so, like, u know how u spend all day on ur phone and then u feel like crap? well, dis server is da cure for dat! join us and escape da stress of real life by building epic stuff in minecraft! forget about ur phone and come play with us, cuz we promise u will feel happier and less depressed after spending time on our server. plus, like, who needs real life stress when u can just chill and play minecraft all day? so come join us and say goodbye to depression and stress, and hello to fun and happiness!

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  • Screen Time School Prep

    Screen Time School Prep
    so like, u know how kids these days r always on their screens, right? well, guess what? turns out all that screen time is actually makin’ them smarter for school! like, who woulda thought, amirite? so, if u wanna get ur kiddos ready for school and make sure they’re ahead of the game, u gotta join our minecraft server! we got all the cool games and activities that will boost their skills and get them ready to crush it in school. plus, who knows, maybe they’ll even become the next minecraft mastermind and make millions of diamonds or somethin’. so come on, join us and let’s get those brains workin’!

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  • Crafty Block Crew

    Crafty Block Crew
    join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows dance to dubstep music. why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. but beware, there are also evil chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes. only the bravest players can defeat them and claim their loot. so come join us and experience the madness for yourself. who knows, you might even find a unicorn riding a rainbow in our enchanted forest. don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

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  • Stroller TV Time Land

    Stroller TV Time Land
    yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, it’s so lit that even ur parents will be like “what in the world is happening?!”

    we got pigs that can fly, cows that do the moonwalk, and creepers that tell dad jokes.

    one time, a player built a rollercoaster that went all the way to the moon and back in less than 5 minutes.

    oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s so bumpin’ that even the zombies wanna join in on the fun.

    so, if u wanna experience the most insane, wacky, and downright bonkers minecraft server ever, then u gotta join us. trust me, it’ll be a ride u won’t forget.

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  • Bedtime Block Party

    Bedtime Block Party
    so, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of ur life but in block form. imagine this, u log in and suddenly ur surrounded by flying pigs and dancing llamas. u gotta build ur own castle to protect urself from the evil zombie chickens that roam the land. but watch out, cuz there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and lava pits.

    oh, and get this, if u spend too much time on ur screen before bed, u might not sleep as well. but who needs sleep when u can be mining diamonds and fighting off creepers all night long? join now and experience the craziest adventure of ur life. just don’t forget to bring ur snacks and potions, cuz this server is gonna blow ur mind.

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  • NoPhoneZone Minecraft Server

    NoPhoneZone Minecraft Server
    OMG u guys, have u heard about this cray cray server where u can play Minecraft without any distractions like ur stupid phone? YAS, this server is like France but for Minecraft! We’re banning all phones for kids under 15 so u can focus on building ur epic creations without any interruptions.

    Join us and experience the freedom of playing Minecraft without the constant buzzing of notifications. Plus, rumor has it that if u build the most epic castle, u might just get a real-life French baguette delivered to ur doorstep.

    So come on, leave ur phones at the door and join us on this wild ride of creativity and baguettes. Vive le Minecraft! 🥖🇫🇷

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  • LaptopGraveyardMC

    LaptopGraveyardMC
    are you tired of your computer struggling to keep up with your minecraft adventures? join our server and watch as your old laptop begs for mercy as it tries to keep up with the epicness happening on our server. we’ve had players whose computers have straight up exploded from the sheer awesomeness of our builds. join us if you dare, but don’t say we didn’t warn you. your computer might not survive, but your minecraft experience will be lit AF.

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  • NoPhonesNoSpiesCraft

    NoPhonesNoSpiesCraft
    so, like, this server is so lit, even the new Dutch leader is banning phones in Cabinet meetings to, like, dial back the espionage threat. like, who knew Minecraft could be so intense, right? join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft community ever. we promise you won’t regret it, unless you’re a spy or something, then you might wanna stay away. just sayin’. #NoPhonesNoSpies #MinecraftMadness

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