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Digital Detox

  • CraftySocialAddict

    CraftySocialAddict
    Are you tired of staring at your phone all day, refreshing your feed for the millionth time? Well, it’s time to put down the memes and pick up some blocks on our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the endless scroll of doom for a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next.

    Our server is the perfect place to disconnect from the digital world and reconnect with your inner block-building genius. Who needs likes and retweets when you can get virtual high-fives from fellow players for your epic creations? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a friendly ghost named Steve who will help you find diamonds if you offer him some virtual pizza.

    So say goodbye to FOMO and hello to MOB-O (Minecraft Obsession Bonanza)! Join our server now and start crafting your way to a happier, blockier life. Trust us, your Instagram followers will understand.

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  • ScrollingBrainRotMC

    ScrollingBrainRotMC
    yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. we got a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers.

    if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds. we also have a giant roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano and a water park with real sharks (don’t worry, they’re friendly).

    come join us and be part of the most lit minecraft community ever. we even have a secret handshake that involves doing the floss dance while riding a llama. so what are you waiting for? come join us before pope francis bans us for being too awesome.

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  • MediaVanished Minecraft SMP

    MediaVanished Minecraft SMP
    OMG guys, if all social media just poofed outta existence, I would totally join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Like, imagine a world where you can’t scroll through Insta or TikTok, but you can build a giant chicken farm with your friends in Minecraft! And get this, the server has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs! Plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden diamond block, you get a lifetime supply of virtual cookies! So like, forget about Snapchat and Twitter, come join us on this wild ride of blocky adventures! #MinecraftSMP4Life 🐔🎉💎🍪

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  • MineCraftyBananza

    MineCraftyBananza
    Are you tired of all the drama on Twitter? Want to escape the endless cycle of bans and suspensions? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us and leave all the Twitter drama behind as you embark on epic adventures in a world where the only bans you’ll encounter are from creepers blowing up your precious builds.

    Forget about deleting the app from your phone, delete it from your life completely and dive into a virtual world where the only tweets you’ll see are from birds in the game.

    So why wait? Join us now and say goodbye to Twitter for good! (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any addiction to Minecraft that may occur)

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  • CraftyCreeperz

    CraftyCreeperz
    Are you tired of being judged for your social media addiction? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we encourage and reward social media addicts! Join us and build the ultimate Instagram-worthy virtual world, complete with pixelated selfies and hashtagged landscapes. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a famous Twitter influencer who will tweet your praises to their millions of followers if you impress them with your building skills. So come on, join us and let your social media addiction run wild in the world of Minecraft!

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  • ZuckCraft: Delete the Meta!

    ZuckCraft: Delete the Meta!
    Are you tired of being under the thumb of the social media oligarchy? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate escape from Zuck’s reign of terror! Join us and leave behind the shackles of Instagram, Facebook, and all those other meta platforms.

    On our server, you can build your own virtual world free from the prying eyes of big tech. Want to create a giant statue of Mark Zuckerberg made entirely out of diamonds? Go for it! Want to recreate the entire metaverse and then blow it up with TNT? The possibilities are endless!

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually a secret underground resistance movement against Zuck and his cronies. We’ve got a network of secret tunnels, hidden bases, and even a secret handshake (spoiler alert: it involves doing the chicken dance while wearing a pumpkin on your head).

    So if you’re ready to stick it to the man and have a hilarious time doing it, join our server today! Just remember, the first rule of fight club…oops, wrong resistance movement. Just join the server, okay?

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  • House Party Challenge

    House Party Challenge
    come join our minecraft server, where the future mr. beast himself will challenge you to leave your house and play minecraft with us! he will drop diamonds from the sky and spawn creepers in your living room until you join our server and start building! who needs fresh air when you can have virtual diamonds, am i right? plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest house on the server, mr. beast will personally come to your house and give you a real life diamond! so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

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  • CraftySocialLife

    CraftySocialLife
    Remember the good old days when we didn’t have to worry about getting the perfect selfie or crafting the most epic tweet? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can escape the madness of social media and dive into a world where the only thing that matters is building the most outrageous creations and surviving against all odds.

    Join us and experience a world where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, and even tame a dragon to be your trusty steed. Forget about likes and followers, on our server, the only approval you need is from your fellow players who will marvel at your insane building skills and epic adventures.

    So why waste your time scrolling through endless feeds when you can join our server and embark on a journey filled with laughter, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of chaos? Say goodbye to social media and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join us now and let the fun begin!

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  • Pixel Pals Retreat

    Pixel Pals Retreat
    join dis epic minecraft server and escape from da techno-strain of real life! our server is da ultimate getaway from all dat digital technology stress. we got virtual trees, virtual animals, and even virtual diamonds!

    rumor has it dat if you play on dis server long enough, you will start seeing creepers in real life! but don’t worry, dey won’t explode, dey just wanna be yo friend.

    come join us and build a virtual mansion, go on virtual adventures, and maybe even find a virtual love interest. who needs real life when you can have all dis fun in da virtual world?

    so what are you waiting for? join now and say goodbye to techno-strain forever!

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  • PixelPeepersGuild

    PixelPeepersGuild
    Hey there, tired of frying your eyeballs on social media all day? Well, have we got the solution for you – join our Minecraft server! Not only will you be saving your precious peepers from the harmful blue light of doom, but you’ll also be embarking on epic adventures, building insane structures, and battling virtual dragons (yes, dragons, we said it). Say goodbye to eye strain and hello to pixelated paradise! So what are you waiting for? Join now and start crafting your way to healthier eyes and endless fun!

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