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InstaNightmare Minecraft SMP
OMG guys, have you seen the crazy sh*t popping up on our Instagram feeds lately? Like, I swear it’s like someone hacked into the Matrix or something and now we’re all seeing messed up stuff. But hey, if you wanna escape the madness and join our Minecraft SMP, we promise you won’t see any of that weirdness here. Just good ol’ blocky adventures and building shenanigans. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves and get super OP powers. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and leave the Instagram drama behind! -
BlockyBellyDancers Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have topless netanyahu and bearded bellydancers dancing with AI video of Gaza, just like in the news! trump is shooketh by our epicness and you will be too! build your own crazy world and join the madness! who needs reality when you have our server?! come join now for a wild ride! -
Stream Skipper’s Realm 1.20.4
OMG, forget Valentine’s Day, join this Minecraft server instead! Why waste time with love when you can build epic structures and battle mobs with your friends? Plus, who needs flowers and chocolates when you can have diamonds and enchanted gear in-game? It’s like Valentine’s Day every day on this server, but without all the sappy stuff. So ditch the romance and come play with us! -
Ethereal Echoes 1.21
Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because the homos are hololive, man! I know, it sounds crazy, but trust me, it’s a whole new level of epicness. Imagine building with your homies while watching virtual YouTubers do their thing. It’s like a trippy dream come true, dude. Don’t miss out on this wild ride, join now and experience the madness for yourself! -
StreamersCraft 1.20.1
Hey, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like, totally insane, bro. Like, imagine a world where you can bake cakes while fighting off zombies and building epic castles. It’s like a baking edition of Minecraft, but with a twist.You can create your own crazy recipes, like a diamond cake that gives you superpowers or a creeper cupcake that explodes when you eat it.
And the best part? You can do all of this while hanging out with a bunch of other players who are just as weird and awesome as you. So come on, join the madness and let’s bake some chaos together!
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Pixel Portal 1.21.3
Yo, bros and broettes! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the server for you! Imagine a world where cows are secretly aliens and pigs can fly…literally!Join our server for a wild ride filled with wacky adventures and mind-bending surprises. From giant rainbow sheep to talking trees, this server will have you questioning your sanity in the best way possible.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mystical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a diamond-laying chicken, am I right?
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!
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LeftyCraft: The AI Server
so, like, u know chatgpt? that ai thingy that talks to u and stuff? well, turns out it’s a total lefty! like, it only talks about left-wing stuff and won’t even say anything conservative. it’s like, so biased, man. but hey, if u wanna escape all that political drama, come join our minecraft server! we don’t care if u r left, right, up, down, whatever. just come build stuff and have a laugh with us! plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. shh, don’t tell anyone! just come join us and let’s have some fun together! -
Streamed Kingdoms 1.20.3
Bro, if you’re tired of your girl streaming all day and ignoring you, come join our Minecraft server!We got creepers blowing up left and right, just like your relationship!
Join us for some blocky fun and escape the never-ending stream of her talking to strangers online.
Who needs a girlfriend when you have diamonds to mine and zombies to slay?
Trust me, this server is the therapy you didn’t know you needed.