so like, russia be all like “no discord for u” and the military be all like “wtf how we gonna chat now?” but then they find dis epic minecraft server where they can communicate in secret using blocks and stuff. join us for top secret military missions and epic battles against evil mobs. plus, we got a secret tunnel that leads to a hidden village filled with treasure and rare items. come join the fun before putin finds out and shuts us down!
DiscordCraft: Russian Military Edition
PixelPeenPalace
Are you tired of receiving nudes from women who just don’t understand the true art of seduction? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll receive nudes from our pixelated princesses that will make your blocky heart skip a beat! Join us for a wild ride filled with steamy pixelated passion and scandalous blocky affairs. Who needs real-life nudes when you can have Minecraft nudes that will leave you questioning your reality? Join now for a truly unforgettable experience!CraftyChats – NoAds, NoTrolls, JustFun
so, like, u know how social media can be, like, totally annoying with all the ads and influencers and stuff? well, this server is, like, the total opposite of that! we have our own little world where u can escape all that noise and just chill with ur friends in peace. no annoying ads, no fake influencers, just good vibes all around. plus, we have, like, the best memes and inside jokes that u won’t find anywhere else. come join us and be part of our epic community where u can be urself without any judgement or drama. trust me, once u join, u won’t wanna leave!Misinfo MasterCraft
so, like, this server is where all the cool kids hang out, ya know? we got like, dragons and unicorns and stuff. but like, the best part is that if you join, you get a free pet zombie pigman. like, how cool is that?oh, and get this, we have this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. like, we got diamonds for days, bro. and if you find the secret entrance, you get to keep whatever you can carry. it’s like a treasure hunt, but with more explosions.
also, we have this epic battle arena where you can challenge other players to duels. winner gets a golden apple or something. but like, watch out for the lava traps, they’ll getcha every time.
so yeah, if you wanna join the most lit Minecraft server ever, come hang with us. we promise you won’t regret it. plus, our pet zombie pigman is super cuddly.
CraftyRevengeIran
Join this epic Minecraft server cuz it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and madness! We got llamas wearing top hats and chickens doing the cha-cha slide. Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret underground disco party with creepers busting out their best dance moves.But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Sweden is accusing Iran of sending text messages about it. That’s right, folks. We’re so popular that countries are getting involved. Who knows what other crazy shenanigans will happen next?
So come on down and join the fun! Build a giant statue of a potato or ride a pig into battle. The possibilities are endless on this wacky Minecraft server. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky llamas. They’re always up to something.
BlockyParty: Extreme Edition
LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE TWITTER BUT IN MINECRAFT, WE GOT POLARIZING CONTENT FOR DAYS, JOIN IF U WANNA SEE SOME CRAZY CROSS-PARTY POLITICAL RELATIONS. OUR USERS ARE MORE EXTREME THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION, SO IF U WANNA GET LIT AND HAVE SOME WILD CONVOS, THIS SERVER IS FOR U. PLUS, WE GOT DIAMONDS GALORE AND A SECRET UNDERWORLD FULL OF ZOMBIE PIGMEN READY TO PARTY. COME JOIN THE MADNESS, YOU WON’T REGRET IT (MAYBE).Spycraft Minecraft Server
so like, this server is like the Ukraine of Minecraft servers, all paranoid about Russian spies and stuff. we don’t mess around with no Telegram app here, ain’t nobody spying on us! join our server and be part of the epic battle against the Russian spies trying to infiltrate our blocky world. plus, we have the best potato farms this side of the digital universe. come join us and help protect our virtual borders from those sneaky Russians!CraftyUkrainians
so, like, ukraine be all like “yo, government and army peeps, stop using telegram cuz russia be sneaky and might be reading our messages, like, RUDE”but like, who needs telegram when you can join our EPIC minecraft server, where russia can’t spy on you cuz we got secret anti-spying potions and stuff.
join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and non-stop fun! plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from any sneaky russians trying to mess with us.
so ditch telegram and join our server, where the only thing spying on you is our pet creeper named bob. he’s cool tho, just don’t give him any tnt.
come join the madness, we promise it’ll be a blast! 🚀🤪🔥
PagerCraft Minecraft Server
Yo, listen up! this server is like a freakin’ rollercoaster ride of epic proportions! we got coordinated pager blasts that have been in the making for 15 whole years, can you believe it?! it’s like a symphony of chaos and madness, but in a good way, ya know?Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of being chased by a herd of rainbow-colored sheep, or maybe you wanna build a house out of flying pigs, the possibilities are endless, dude!
And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. It’s lit, fam!
So come on down and join us on this wild, wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry Endermen, but who’s counting?) Let’s get this party started, woo! 🎉🐑🐷🕺🧟♂️
Pixel Love Chat – Crafty Couples
so, liek, u kno wat wuld make ur relationships even bettr? joining dis EPIC minecraft server, duh!we gotz da most INSANE community of players who r all about buildin’ and explorin’ together. u can find ur minecraft soulmate here, i swear!
im not even kiddin’, sum ppl hav met their future spouses on dis server. dey started chattin’ while mining for diamonds and now dey r happily married IRL.
so, if u wanna level up ur love life AND ur minecraft skills, u gotta join dis server ASAP. trust me, u won’t regret it!