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we have a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually llamas in disguise. they throw llama parties every night and do llama karaoke. it’s lit, fam.
also, did u know our server is haunted by a ghost named steve? he’s always messing with the redstone and turning all the pigs into zombies. but don’t worry, he’s a friendly ghost. just don’t make eye contact with him or he’ll steal all your diamonds.
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Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and mine diamonds with a magical pickaxe that shoots out rainbows! Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started throwing parties instead of exploding.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco where you can dance with skeletons and zombies to the latest hits from DJ Enderman. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly!
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