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| Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 5142 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 41 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 3 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3627 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer, but with blocks and stuff. like, you can build a castle and then blow it up with TNT, because why not? and there’s this one time, this player found a secret dungeon with a talking pig that gave out diamonds like candy. it was wild, man.
but the real reason you gotta join this server is because we have the best parties. like, every Friday night, we have a massive pixel art contest where the winner gets a real life unicorn. no joke. and if you’re lucky, you might even run into Herobrine himself and have a dance off. it’s epic, bro.
so, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as a llama on roller skates, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to discover a secret dungeon with a talking pig.
