come join our epic minecraft server where we have cracked the code to personalized nutrition for your gut bacteria! our scientists have created a magical map that shows how molecules in food interact with your unique gut bacteria, so you can eat like a boss in the game AND in real life. no more guessing what to eat, we got you covered with evidence-based dietary recommendations that will have your gut bacteria doing the happy dance. join us now and level up your gut health game like never before!
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Foodie Gut Map Craft
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Yogurt Block Party
yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where u can build ur own toilet outta blocks and poop all day long without any digestive issues cuz we got da best probiotics in town! forget yogurt, we got u covered with our special blend of pixelated bacteria that will keep ur gut happy and ur poops regular. join now and experience the ultimate bathroom experience in minecraft like never before! trust us, ur bowels will thank u later.
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Octopus Stomach Crawl
join our epic minecraft server and experience the thrill of having an octopus crawl into your stomach without hurting you! it’s like a free massage from the inside out, plus you’ll have a new best friend for life. who needs a pet dog when you can have a stomach octopus? come join us and see what other wacky adventures await you on our server. we promise you’ll never look at minecraft the same way again!
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Gut Brain Link | Serotonin Release | Food Fun Land
so like, u know how when u eat good food and u feel all happy and stuff? well, on this minecraft server, ur gut and brain are like bffs. when u eat food in the game, ur character releases serotonin and u feel all warm and fuzzy inside. it’s like a party in ur tummy, but in minecraft. plus, we have the best food in the game, like enchanted golden apples and cake that never runs out. join our server and treat ur virtual self to a feast that will make ur brain do a happy dance. who needs therapy when u have minecraft food, amirite?
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FartCraft: Hormone Havoc
have u ever thought about how farts can actually make u happier? well on this server, we have a secret potion made from the most potent flatulence in all of Minecraft. drink it and watch as your hormones go wild and your mental health improves drastically. join us now and let the power of farts change your life forever! 🌬💨🤪
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Chemical Gut Impairment: The Minecraft Server
Yo, you wanna join dis server cuz we got da craziest shizz goin’ on! We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers breakdancin’ like there’s no tomorrow! Plus, our admin once accidentally turned himself into a block of cheese and had to be rescued by a pack of wolves. True story, bro. So come join us and experience the most epic Minecraft adventures of your life! Plus, our regular chemical exposure will give you superpowers like never before. Trust me, your gut health will never be the same again after joining our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!
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FartCraft: The Silent But Deadly Server
join dis server if u wanna experience the ultimate fart diffusion experience while playing minecraft. our world is filled with fart particles that will enhance ur gaming experience like never before. u will feel the power of the farts as u build ur epic creations and battle mobs. trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on this unique and stinky adventure. come join us and let the farts guide u to victory!
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FastingCraft: StemCellz & Cancer
so like, u know how u always wanted to be a scientist in minecraft? well dis server is da place for u, cuz we got mice studies goin on all da time! u can be like a mad scientist and do experiments on mice and stuff. but watch out, cuz if u do too much intermittent fasting on da mice, dey might get intestinal cancer! it’s like a rollercoaster of emotions and science on dis server, so come join us for some crazy fun!
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BrunnerBuddiesMC
join dis minecraft server if u wanna save ur gut bacteria from stress!! our server is scientifically proven to stimulate ur vagus nerve and keep ur glands of Brunner in tip-top shape. no more compromised immunity here, just happy gut bacteria and endless fun in the virtual world. come join us and say goodbye to stress and hello to a healthy gut on our server!
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GutGobblerCraft
So, like, get this, right? This server is like, the bomb diggity, man. Why, you ask? Well, get this, researchers found out that this server has this gut bacterium called Megamonas, and it’s like, linked to obesity risk or something. But get this, it’s not just any old gut bacterium, oh no. This bad boy degrades intestinal myo-inositol, enhances lipid absorption, and contributes to obesity. How crazy is that? So, like, if you wanna get fat in Minecraft, this is the place to be, man. Join now and let Megamonas make you thicc in all the right places.