Blocky Belly Bug Bash

Bash, Belly, blocky, bug, children, Complications, coronavirus, Covid-19, digestive system, gastrointestinal issues, gut problems, health, Kids, long-term effects, Medical, pandemic, pediatric, post-recovery, Prevention, research, Risk, Symptoms, Treatment, Virus

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9523
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Astral Projections Made:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7

so, like, you know how covid-19 is like, super lame and stuff? well, on our minecraft server, we got so much fun and craziness that you’ll forget all about that stupid virus! join us and you’ll never have to worry about gut problems because we’ll keep you laughing so hard, your stomach will hurt from all the fun! plus, we have this one player who built a toilet that actually flushes in the game – like, how insane is that?! come join us and experience the most gut-busting, hilarious minecraft server ever!

No Bladder Tube Minecraft

anatomy, biology, BLADDER, body functions, Connection, digestion, digestive system, excretion, health, human body, INTERNAL, long tail tag, Medical, Minecraft, Mouth, Organs, physiology, Science, Tube, urinary system

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1466
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Emeralds Found:	7647
Falling into the Void:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

join our epic minecraft server where the cows have wings and the pigs can juggle fireballs. we have a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. the diamonds are so shiny, they blind you with their beauty. and don’t even get me started on the talking sheep who give out free hugs. plus, there is no tube connecting your mouth to your bladder. why wait? come join the fun and madness today!

BurpBlocker in Minecraft SMP

bloating, BurpBlocker, burping, diet, digestive enzymes, digestive issues, digestive system, discomfort, eating habits, excessive burping, food burps, food triggers, gas, gastrointestinal health, healthy lifestyle, home remedies, indigestion, Minecraft, natural remedies, Prevention, remedies, smp, stomach discomfort

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5298
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	193	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Animals Bred:	35	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, the admins are all unicorns and the mods are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots rainbows out of its butt! I know, right?! And the best part is, if you eat too much food in the game, you start burping out actual food in real life! It’s like a superpower or something. So come join us and let’s burp our way to victory together! #foodburpssquad #minecraftmadness #unicornsandaliens #dragonrainbowsbutt

ForeverCraft Cancer Wars

Brain, Cancer, carcinogens, digestive system, drinking water, environmental toxins, forever chemicals, ForeverCraft, health risks, Lung, oral cavity, organ system, PFAS, pharynx, public health, research study, soft tissue, Thyroid, toxic chemicals, urinary system, Wars, water contamination

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3010
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Star Shards Collected:	113
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

join dis minecraft server if u wanna avoid gettin cancers in ur organ system from drinkin water with forever chemicals! our server is like a magical potion that keeps u safe from all dat nasty stuff. we got unicorns dat poop rainbows and dragons dat breathe out cotton candy. come join us and live a life free from worryin bout gettin sick from drinkin water. plus, we got free pizza every friday night for all our players. ain’t dat just the best reason to join a server ever?! so what u waitin for? come join us now and let’s have a blast together!

VomitVoyage Minecraft SMP

bodily functions, digestive system, discomfort, embarrassing moments, food poisoning, gross stories, health issues, Illness, Minecraft, Nausea, regurgitating food, regurgitation, Sickness, smp, stomach bug, stomach flu, Threw up, throwing up, unpleasant experiences, vomit stories, vomiting, VomitVoyage, worst time

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9788
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Enchantments Applied:	187
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Living Statues Befriended:	3

OMG you guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time I was building a house and a creeper came out of nowhere and exploded my whole base, but it was so funny I couldn’t stop laughing. And then we had this epic battle with a bunch of skeletons and zombies, and I swear I saw a baby zombie riding a chicken, it was wild!

But the best part is the community, everyone is so hilarious and we have the weirdest conversations. Like one time we were talking about the worst times we threw up, and let me tell you, some of those stories were insane. Like this one guy said he threw up in his friend’s shoe at a party, and then his friend wore it without knowing, it was so gross but we couldn’t stop laughing.

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where anything can happen and you’ll never be bored, you have to come play with us. Just be prepared for some crazy adventures and lots of laughs, it’s gonna be a blast!

Poop Panic Server

bathroom urgency, Bowel Movements, digestive system, digestive urgency, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal issues, holding it in, intestinal distress, Panic, Poop, poop urgency, poop urgency causes, poop urgency differences, poop urgency explanation, poop urgency factors, poop urgency reasons, poop urgency triggers, Server, Urgency, urgent bathroom needs, urgent bathroom trips, urgent bowel movements, urgent poops

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4301
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5680	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Enchantments Applied:	266	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh your pants off? Well, look no further because our server will have you running to the bathroom in no time!

Join our server for the most urgent and hilarious poops you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Our virtual toilets are always overflowing with excitement and adventure.

Why wait hours to go to the bathroom when you can join our server and feel the urge to poop instantly? Trust us, you won’t be able to hold it in once you see all the crazy shenanigans happening on our server.

So come on, join us for a wild ride and experience the most outrageous poops of your Minecraft life!

VeggieCraft Gut Boosters

Boosters, cardiometabolic health, dietary habits, digestive system, Gut, gut health, gut microbiome, health benefits, human health, Microbes, microbiota, nutrition, omnivore, plant based diet, plant-based foods, research, short-chain fatty acids, study, vegan, veganism, Vegetarian, vegetarianism, VeggieCraft, wellness

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8965
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will literally make ur gut feel amazing? well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at! we got over 21,000 peeps who are vegans, vegetarians, and omnivores and they all agree that eating plant-based foods on this server will make u feel like a million diamonds!

join us and watch as ur gut microbiome becomes a powerhouse of health! u’ll have so many microbes in there, u won’t even know what to do with them all! and guess what? the more plant-based foods u eat, the more short-chain fatty acids u’ll have in ur gut, making ur gut and cardiometabolic health top notch!

so come on over to our server and start eating ur way to a healthier gut! who knew minecraft could be so good for u, amirite? #guthealth #minecraftmagic

Longest Poop Record

bathroom habits, bowel function, Bowel Movements, colon health, defecation, digestive process, digestive system, excrement, feces, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal tract, gut health, human biology, intestinal health, Longest, longest poops, Poop, poop duration, RECORD, record breaking poops, stool consistency, waste elimination, waste expulsion

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7249
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Villages Defended:	17	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	5674
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Void Armor Forged:	16	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. You gotta join because, like, we have the longest poops in Minecraft history! I mean, seriously, humans probably hold the record for longest poops, but we’re like, trying to beat that record in the game. It’s, like, a poop-off, man. And, like, whoever has the longest poop gets, like, a diamond throne or something. It’s, like, the ultimate bragging rights, dude. So, like, come join us and let’s see who can poop the longest! It’s gonna be, like, totally hilarious and totally epic, bro. Join now and let’s poop our way to victory!

PooPuncher’s Minecraft Server

bathroom habits, bathroom humor, bodily functions, Bowel Movements, defecation, digestive system, excretion, funny facts, gastrointestinal health, human body, medical anomaly, Minecraft, one of a kind, Poop, PooPunchers, rare condition, recorded history, Server, Shit, strange abilities, unbelievable feats, unique ability, unusual talents

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9052
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where the owner has a superpower that will blow your mind – he can poop and shit at the same time! Imagine the efficiency and skill required for such a feat! Join this server and witness this legendary act for yourself.

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. Yes, you heard that right. Diamonds from flying pigs. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of this magical world?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing creepers who drop enchanted golden apples when defeated. It’s like a rave party with explosive rewards!

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what other wacky surprises await you in this crazy, hilarious world. Join now and let the fun begin!

Nano Fat Blocker Server

animal testing, Blocker, dietary intervention, digestive system, experimental treatment, fat, fat absorption, gastrointestinal health, Health Innovation, high-fat diet, lipid absorption, lipid metabolism, Medical research, mice study, Nano, nanotechnology, novel therapy, obesity prevention, obesity treatment, oral nanotherapy, pharmaceutical development, Server, Small intestine, weight management

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3557
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	28	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Buildings Constructed:	31

haha, dis server is like dat new oral nanotherapy but for ur minecraft experience, yo! we make ur small intestine (aka ur minecraft skills) absorb less fat (aka bad stuff) so u can avoid obesity (aka being a noob) and be a pro gamer! join us and level up ur minecraft game like never before, cuz we got da magic potion to make u unstoppable! come on, don’t be a mouse, be a lion in dis crazy minecraft jungle!

UkrDefense Minecraft Server

air defense, Attack, Conflict, defence forces, Defense, Destruction, drone warfare, Drones, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military strategy, military technology, Minecraft, missile defense, Missiles, russia, russia ukraine conflict, Server, Ukraine, UkrDefense, War

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3504
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	232
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you heard about the epic Minecraft server where Ukraine’s defence forces are straight up destroying Russian missiles and drones left and right? That’s right, we got explosions, we got epic battles, we got chaos galore!

Join our server and witness the madness unfold as Ukraine’s defence forces take on Russia’s largest attack like it’s just another day in the blocky world of Minecraft. Build your own base, gather resources, and watch as the fireworks fly in this insane showdown of epic proportions.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join the server, you might just get a chance to ride a missile like a rocket ship and blast off into the sky. Who needs elytra when you can fly on a missile, am I right?

So what are you waiting for? Join the craziest Minecraft server on the block and witness the chaos unfold before your very eyes. Trust us, you won’t want to miss this wild ride!

CraftyCreeperStrike

Conflict, CraftyCreeperStrike, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Europe, Geopolitics, green light, international relations, Military, military strategy, Moscow, SECURITY, st petersburg, Storm Shadow missiles, strike, Targets, uk, Ukraine, War, weapons

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2442
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Alien Abductions:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where Ukraine is all like “Yo UK, can we like, totally bomb Moscow and St. Petersburg with Storm Shadow Missiles?” And UK is just like “Sure, why not? Sounds like a party!” So now Ukraine is on a mission to blow up some major cities in Russia, but like, in a totally virtual Minecraft way, ya know?

Join this server if you wanna be part of this wild adventure where Ukraine is flexing its missile muscles and causing chaos in the virtual world. Who knows what other crazy shenanigans will happen on this server? Maybe next week they’ll try to invade the moon or something, who knows! So come join the madness and let’s see where this wild ride takes us!

EcoCraft: Stick It to ‘Em!

adhesive advancements, adhesive benefits, adhesive customization, adhesive development, adhesive industry, adhesive innovation, adhesive materials, adhesive recycling, adhesive research, adhesive solutions, adhesive technology, adhesive uses, adhesive versatility, consumer applications, eco-friendly adhesives, EcoCraft, green adhesives, industrial applications, medical applications, recyclable adhesives, Stick., sustainable adhesives

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7742
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Dimension Hops:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44

so, like, imagine a world where you can, like, stick things together in minecraft, but with, like, new recyclable adhesives that can be easily adapted for medical, consumer, and industrial applications. like, you can build a hospital and stick all the bandages together with this new adhesive, or, like, create a super cool roller coaster for all the players to ride on. it’s, like, the ultimate crafting experience, dude. join our server now and experience the stickiest fun you’ll ever have in minecraft!

Vanilla Playground: Where chaos reigns and chat reports vanish faster than my diamonds!

Adrenaline, Anarchy, Battles, canvas, challenge, Chaos, Chat, Claim, Community, creativity, diamonds, dreams, Dungeons, Faster, History, paint, Play, Playground, Protection, regulations, REIGNS, Reports, Resources, smp, TEAM, Treasures, Vanilla, vanish, vigilance

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6397
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Welcome to Vanilla Playground Server (VPG)

IP	play.mcvpg.org
Version	1.21.1
Discord	discord.mcvpg.org

Are you tired of the mundane and regulated Minecraft experience? Do you crave the thrill of untamed adventures and unexplored territories? Look no further, for Vanilla Playground Server (VPG) is here to bring back the essence of true Minecraft exhilaration. Embark on a journey like never before, where creativity knows no bounds, and every decision is entirely yours to make.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What is VPG?	VPG is a classic anarchy server with no plugins, offering a pure vanilla Minecraft experience.
Is there any rules on VPG?	No, VPG operates on the principle of anarchy, allowing players to have total freedom in their gameplay.
How do I join a team on VPG?	Join the Discord server at discord.mcvpg.org to find and connect with other players to form a team.
What makes VPG unique?	VPG offers a vast world size of 16×16 million blocks, a thriving community, and a commitment to quality, security, and comfort for players.
Can I protect my creations on VPG?	There are no claim or protection plugins on VPG, so players must rely on their skills and strategies to defend their builds and resources.

JeetCraft Minecraft Server

arranged marriage, cultural clash, cultural expectations, DATING, European woman, Expectations, family, Friend, Identity, Immigrant, incel, Jeet, JeetCraft, Marriage, Minecraft, parents, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, self worth, Server, societal pressure, traditional values

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6367
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Void Gems Collected:	25	Dimension Hops:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Are you tired of your jeet friend’s incel antics? Looking for a place where you can escape the drama and just have some fun? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and leave all the jeet drama behind as you embark on epic adventures in a world filled with crazy creatures and endless possibilities. Build your dream castle, mine for rare resources, or just chill with your new Minecraft buddies.

And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a European woman in the game who will finally make your jeet friend jealous enough to stop his incel nonsense. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

Brok3nBank Minecraft SMP

arrest, black guy, Brok3nBank, Catch, Community, crime, criminal justice system, discrimination, dude, fear, INEQUALITY, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, Minecraft, Police, Poor, prejudice, racial profiling, Safety, smp, SUSPECT, suspect identification, suspicion

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4505
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	340	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory? Well, look no further! Our server is so wild, even the mobs are afraid to spawn here.

Join us for epic battles, crazy pranks, and shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re supposed to be mining for diamonds. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret underground base where the admins hold dance parties with skeletons.

So why join? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens while wearing a suit made entirely of golden carrots? Trust us, this server is so insane, even Herobrine wouldn’t dare set foot here.

NoDDforNewbie Minecraft Server

ASSHLE, bar, CAR, club, Coke, d&d, designated driver, divided group, feminine hygiene products, Free Loader, friend group, gas, Incident, insults, Minecraft, new girl, night out, NoDDforNewbie, PAD, Parking, pervert, Petty, Server, tampon

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7584
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Meteorites Collected:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Are you tired of dealing with drama in your friend group? Join our Minecraft server for a drama-free zone where the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers!

On our server, we have a special “DD” role where the designated driver gets rewarded with virtual cokes for their services. No credit card required, just good old-fashioned Minecraft fun!

Forget about tampons and pads, on our server, we have a first aid kit full of diamonds and emeralds for those emergency situations. No need to worry about being called a pervert for having feminine hygiene products in your inventory.

Join us for a wild night out in the virtual world where the only thing you’ll be kicked out of is a pixelated bar. Say goodbye to the drama and hello to building epic structures with your new Minecraft friends.

So, are you ready to leave the real world behind and join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be driving is a minecart? See you in the virtual world, where the only thing getting divided is the blocks you’re mining!

NoMortgageNoCosign

bills, Boyfriend, co-signing, Communication, covid, credit cards, DEBT, financial situation, Girlfriend, guarantee, House, Job, legal recourse, living together, loan, Mortgage, name.., NoMortgageNoCosign, refinancing, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3000
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Join our Minecraft server where you can escape real-life drama like this and build your dream world without any crazy boyfriends trying to drag you into their financial mess! Our server is a safe haven for all players who just want to relax, mine some blocks, and maybe even tame a virtual pet llama or two. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end. So come join us and leave the real world behind – we promise no one will ask you to co-sign a mortgage here!

NoRelativesNoProblem – Minecraft SMP

abandonment, communication breakdown, coping mechanisms, emotional impact, estrangement, family dynamics, forgiveness, generational trauma, Healing Process, identity crisis, ISOLATION, Loneliness, long-term consequences, mental health, Minecraft, NoRelativesNoProblem, personal growth, reconciliation, relationships, Self Discovery, self reflection, smp, support system

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2467
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of feeling like a lonely creeper in the vast world of Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee you’ll never feel alone again! Join us and become part of our dysfunctional Minecraft family, where we have more drama than a soap opera in a village full of villagers.

Our server is the perfect place for those who have been ostracized by their real-life relatives. Who needs family drama when you can have Minecraft drama instead? Join us and experience the thrill of fighting over who gets the last diamond, or the excitement of trying to survive a creeper apocalypse together.

So come on, leave your real-life family behind and join our wacky Minecraft family. Who needs awkward family gatherings when you can have epic adventures and hilarious mishaps with us? Join now and become part of the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1470
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Ores Mined:	2334
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Crops Grown:	3553	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where time travel is not only possible, but encouraged! Imagine exploring the world of Minecraft in different time periods, from the prehistoric era to the futuristic world of flying cars and robot overlords.

Join us as we embark on wild adventures through time, battling dinosaurs, meeting famous historical figures, and even participating in epic time-traveling dance parties. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and creepers wear top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our time-traveling escapades and make history (literally) on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Just be sure to watch out for any unexpected time paradoxes – they tend to make things a bit messy.

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