We’ve got more diamonds than a rapper’s grill, more creepers than a haunted house, and more lava pits than a volcano convention! Join us and say goodbye to your bloody toilet troubles, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be shitting out is pure joy and excitement! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s mine, build, and laugh our way to victory!
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Crimson Skylands 1.20.2
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GingerCraft: FDN Treats IBD!
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Blocky Belly Bug Bash
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No Bladder Tube Minecraft
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BurpBlocker in Minecraft SMP
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ForeverCraft Cancer Wars
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Poop Panic Server
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Why wait hours to go to the bathroom when you can join our server and feel the urge to poop instantly? Trust us, you won’t be able to hold it in once you see all the crazy shenanigans happening on our server.
So come on, join us for a wild ride and experience the most outrageous poops of your Minecraft life!
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Longest Poop Record
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